Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow up to be Assholes” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow up to be Assholes” Edition

With Apologies to Willie Nelson et all. To be sung to the tune of “Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys” originally by Ed Bruce.

 

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Gym Heroes” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Gym Heroes” Edition

Gym Heroes. No, not the soldiers who clawed dirt under gunfire on the cliffs of Pointe du Hoc – the slope pictured above. Not them. How about…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Tomorrow’s Headlines Today” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Tomorrow’s Headlines Today” Edition

Our featured  cartoon—the Hurley-Burly Pot (1850)—is a witches’ brew that looks awfully familiar. The political cartoonist James S. Baillie seems to have it in for the Union…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “In the name of God, go!” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “In the name of God, go!” Edition

“You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing lately. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Starve the Piranhas” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Starve the Piranhas” Edition

Like every soon-to-be cancelled deplorable, like every VGirl reader, like every patriot and soon to be deprogrammed insurrectionist – Paladin watches the passing scene with horror and…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Tattooed Baboon” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Tattooed Baboon” Edition

This is what happens when legitimate grievances against the abuses of state power are ridiculed, denied, and ignored. When those with the power to right a wrong…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “A Most Honest Mind” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “A Most Honest Mind” Edition

Casting a jaundiced eye about the horror engulfing the Republic, Paladin’s brain burst with expletives, oaths, and curses at the legions of Quislings, toadies and Wormtongues now engaged…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “I AM SARAH” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “I AM SARAH” Edition

I AM SARAH. Say it. Mean it.  Repeat it.  Repeat it to everyone you know. Whether they understand or not, whether they’ve read Sarah Chamberlain’s piece or…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Two Impostors” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Two Impostors” Edition

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Suddenly” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Suddenly” Edition

Have you seen Greenfield’s Illegitimate Election piece? How about Michael Anton and Codevilla’s recent pieces? Sure, you have. You understand the stakes. And of course, the Illegitimate…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Adieu Faux News. Adieu Trucks” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Adieu Faux News. Adieu Trucks” Edition

VGirl readers are getting a two-fer today, a carney two–headed–calf edition of American Gomorrah. Doubtless I’m not the first among you to consign Fox to the demented…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “The Short March to Borodino” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “The Short March to Borodino” Edition

Paladin was mistaken at a profound level. Overtaken by his wishes to vanquish a viciously dangerous opposition he made the critical error of confusing his desires for…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “No Prisoners!” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “No Prisoners!” Edition

Paladin wants VGirl readers to watch a clip from Lawrence of Arabia; it is relentless, horrific and it may be what we narrowly avoided today.  That is,…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “White Overseers” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “White Overseers” Edition

The momentary spell of Bumblelini Biden, aka the obvious victim of the Tony Bobulinski scandal or whatever the Biden family’s now authentic-blue-check-verified-banned–whistleblower problem is called—will not derail the…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “The Plot Against the President” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “The Plot Against the President” Edition

“To me this really is the crime of the century when you think about it.”  —Kimberly Guilfoyle “These guys have perpetrated the greatest crime against the American…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Bumbardment” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Bumbardment” Edition

The cartoon used as our featured photo lampoons the French and Spanish’ futile efforts to dislodge the British at the Siege of Gibraltar. The Brits are the ones…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “The Taloned Hand” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “The Taloned Hand” Edition

Visualize— Breonna. Never cared. Never gonna. Visualize— Jamarcus . . . her street–level drug-dealing boyfriend. Never cared. Never gonna. Visualize— George Floyd . . . drug addled,…

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