Harry and Meghan: Be Careful What You Wish For

Harry and Meghan: Be Careful What You Wish For

Harry and Meghan are no longer Royals. That’s what they wanted, but as the saying goes, be careful what you wish for because the grass isn’t always…

Meatballs: Cloudy With No Chance of Bloomberg

Meatballs: Cloudy With No Chance of Bloomberg

While Bernie and Liz were attempting to be “good friends” and Biden was dropping Obama’s name again, Mike Bloomberg/s campaign was busy lighting up Twitter last night…

Paltrow’s Marketing Ploy: Smell My Vagoop

Paltrow’s Marketing Ploy: Smell My Vagoop

Hollywood is keeping it classy once again. This from the files of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ridiculously over-priced lifestyle site, Goop. Wait for it, folks…it’s a candle. The scent?…

Harry And Meghan Give Queen Royal Pains #Megxit

Harry And Meghan Give Queen Royal Pains #Megxit

Poor Queen Elizabeth. When I think of the British Sovereign, I think of Shakespeare’s King Henry, “Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.” As if she…

Tackled: Kaepernick Gets Sacked on Iran

Tackled: Kaepernick Gets Sacked on Iran

Last week, anti-Capitalist-Capitalist and NFL has-been, Colin Kaepernick was hyping up his new Nike shoes. This week, Kaepernick has turned foreign policy advisor to only get tackled…

Qasem Soleimani Killed A “Distraction”, According to Wasserman-Shultz

Qasem Soleimani Killed A “Distraction”, According to Wasserman-Shultz

Qasem Soleimani was killed in a drone strike at the airport in Baghdad and President Trump has said the U.S. is responsible for the deed. Lots of…

Chancellor Hillary: New Year, New Title

Chancellor Hillary: New Year, New Title

Yes, you read that right. That’s Chancellor Hillary Clinton to you. (Would it be really, really snarky to toss off a “heil” here, or should we leave…

Colin Kaepernick: Capitalism For Me, Not For Thee

Colin Kaepernick: Capitalism For Me, Not For Thee

King of the ingrates and anti-capitalist, Colin Kaepernick is making a big push to sell his Nikes. The former San Francisco 49er spent a great deal of…

Elizabeth Warren Is Only 1/1024th Wine Snob

Elizabeth Warren Is Only 1/1024th Wine Snob

Elizabeth Warren’s nose is growing once again. Two days after Warren calls out Pete Buttigieg for having a bougie fundraiser event at a wine cellar comes the…

Thunberg Is A Public Figure, Barron Trump Is Not

Thunberg Is A Public Figure, Barron Trump Is Not

Greta Thunberg is the hated-filled public face of the totalitarian Green movement. Any speech about her that is less than a gesture of genuflecting worship is condemned…

Joy Behar Says Joe Biden Should Go Out And Shame People

Joy Behar Says Joe Biden Should Go Out And Shame People

We take a break from the the impeachment circus to bring you more from other clowns in another ring. Seems Donald Trump Jr. is not the only…

Truancy And Temper Tantrums Will Get You Awards

Truancy And Temper Tantrums Will Get You Awards

Time magazine has announced their 2019 Person of The Year. And, drum roll, please…the award goes to none other than Swedish queen of truancy and tantrums, climate…

Harvey Weinstein’s $25 Million Settlement Deal Will Leave Accusers Empty Handed

Harvey Weinstein’s $25 Million Settlement Deal Will Leave Accusers Empty Handed

Harvey Weinstein’s accusers lose once again. Yesterday a tentative $25 million settlement deal was reached between them and the sleaze bag. It’s a crappy deal.

Melania Trump Blasts Pamela Karlan For Using Barron To Smear Trump

Melania Trump Blasts Pamela Karlan For Using Barron To Smear Trump

Pamela Karlan decided to use Barron Trump as a prop during today’s impeachment hearing. Melania Trump was having none of it and blasted her on Twitter.

Adam Schiff, Progressive <em>Rock Star</em>?

Adam Schiff, Progressive Rock Star?

Adam Schiff, ring master and pretentious potentate of the Congressional Circus of quasi-Impeachment hearings is being quietly promoted for higher office. Yes, really.

Beating the Devils Raises a Church

Beating the Devils Raises a Church

A small Texas college basketball team, Stephen F. Austin beat the Duke Blue Devils back to the gates of Cameron Stadium. The game was the backstory to…

Spartacus Booker Calls Himself Young, Dynamic

Spartacus Booker Calls Himself Young, Dynamic

Cory “Spartacus” Booker challenged Joe Biden this past weekend with a message: “early primary poll leads are for losers”.

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