Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — Requiem for the Ferryman Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — Requiem for the Ferryman Edition

Happy the Man

Happy the man, and happy he alone,
He who can call today his own:
He who, secure within, can say,
Tomorrow do thy worst, for I have lived today.

by  John Dryden (1631-1700)

To the untutored eye metastasized bladder cancer eats a man from the inside out, leaving skin covered bones.

My father, 93, lay in the hospice bed in a Twilight of the Lost. Down the hall, a cellist played Bach’s Suite Number 1 for cello to another soul facing eternity, Mrs. Z. The music halted, started up again, halted, then went on for a spell. Mrs. Z would pass early on while my father lingered. Periodically he’d clasp onto his catheter and needed to be reminded he could relieve himself any time. A urinary drainage bag hung from a bed rail with a clear plastic tube snaking under the sheets. The liquid a deep orange.

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH™ – French Fire Brigade Fail Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH™ – French Fire Brigade Fail Edition

Paladin is still narrowly concerned with the arrival of the French Fire Brigades. Determining when first responders appear at the scene of a fire should be the…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — Quasimodo Ex Cathedra Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — Quasimodo Ex Cathedra Edition

When you first read this, Easter will have passed into a workweek of toil and care. And with it the moment when Pagan Ritual, Judeo Christian Heritage…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — Parliament of Whores* Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — Parliament of Whores* Edition

Fox & Friends’ Griff Jenkins reports on Chief Border Patrol Agent Rudy Karisch’s Senate testimony, before a “Parliament of Whores” about the invasion on our southern border….

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — Eloi and Morlock Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — Eloi and Morlock Edition

If you don’t recognize the reference to HG Wells’ The Time Machine stop reading now. You’re probably either an elite, useless Eloi or a knuckle-scraping, troglodyte Morlock….

Guest Blogger:  Jews Don’t Have Shots!

Guest Blogger: Jews Don’t Have Shots!

Jews don’t have shots! In the fallout from the Rockland County Measles Outbreak of 2019, today’s Anti-Vax Movement is fast becoming today’s Antisemitism excuse. Caught in the…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH™ – Let the Flagellation Begin

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH™ – Let the Flagellation Begin

White Guy. Right Winger. Guns. Murder. Innocent Moslems. The perfect orgy of pain, outrage and the golden opportunity to publicly flagellate all those evil clingers. Our “It”…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — The Worship of Moloch

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — The Worship of Moloch

Face it.  Now before it’s too late. Of the three great monotheistic religions—Judaism, Christianity, Islam—Islam alone is Evil. The Swords of Allah are poised to behead the…

AMERICAN GOMORRAH™– WE MUST BREAK THEM Chapter 2: The Problem with Kurt Schlicter

AMERICAN GOMORRAH™– WE MUST BREAK THEM Chapter 2: The Problem with Kurt Schlicter

The only problem with Kurt Schlicter is that he’s right. Paladin differs with him slightly in this only: whereas Kurt (may I call you Kurt?) hopes we…

Paladin:  “We Must Break Them”

Paladin: “We Must Break Them”

We must break the Blue City States where our Rulers live. What that means is, break our Rulers’ will to fight. Break them through an act so…

Paladin’s Christmas Special:  God Bless Us Every One!

Paladin’s Christmas Special: God Bless Us Every One!

This Christmas, Paladin chews over passages and observations on the rightfully revered – A CHRISTMAS CAROL by Charles Dickens. A tale of redemption, hope, and psychological reckoning without peer. Indeed,…

THE IMPEACHMENT AND ASSINATION OF DONALD J. TRUMP*

THE IMPEACHMENT AND ASSINATION OF DONALD J. TRUMP*

You had to check that headline again, didn’t you? Be honest. For a fleeting second, you saw the word assassination. And a few of us have to…

AMERICAN GOMORRAH™ — Merde Edition

Victory Girl Nina Bookout has admirably covered the riots in Paris twice. What more to add begins on a personal note.

AMERICAN GOMORRAH™— Spatchcock Edition

Let’s clean up a self-inflicted mess from last week: Emantic Bradford, Jr.

AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — Paladin’s Black Friday Edition

AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — Paladin’s Black Friday Edition

Paladin’s Favorite Part of Thanksgiving.  This is pretty close to his Lordly Sandwich, except he uses Mayo instead of cranberry, a dash of salt, pepper, and a…

AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™: Paladin’s Giving Thanks Heil Hitler Edition

AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™: Paladin’s Giving Thanks Heil Hitler Edition

Initial take on the Schlub Class Photo of 2018 claimed it was some kind of American Beerhall Putsch at Baraboo. First thing Lads: lay off the Cheetos…

Guest Post: American Gomorrah

Guest Post: American Gomorrah

by Paladin Gomorrah—a city of great vice and the object of divine retribution. The image above is from a British Movie Lobby Card for the 1962 Stewart…

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