“Attention Border State Governors: East Hampton, New York’s Public Space can accommodate any number of new arrivals. Perfect for at least 50 migrant families.”

Some public space, relocation sites you may want to explore:

Edith R. Parsons Recreation Area, located behind the East Hampton Senior Citizens Center off ofSprings Fireplace Road. This site features a basketball court, an oval walking track, a shuffleboard court, picnic tables, cooking grills, and a small playground. 

Pantigo Place Little League Ball Fields Located at the end of Pantigo Place, This site features two 60’ baseball diamonds and ADA accessible restrooms and pathways.  

Buckskill Meadow Preserve  To provide the East Hampton community with access to outdoor recreational activities that make use of the natural setting while maintaining respect for the residential neighbors, including an ADA accessible, multi-use trail, chess table, and a barn for indoor activities. Buckskill Meadow Preserve is open to the public 365 days per year from dawn to dusk and is “Carry In, Carry Out.”  Park usage is “At Your Own Risk” and is under video surveillance.

The close proximity to the Atlantic Ocean and Long Island Sound and Sag Harbor provides year-round opportunity for native fishing skills.

Although East Hampton is not listed as a New York sanctuary city they may be open to inquiries in order to offer newly arrived Migrants the very best America  has to offer.

“Migrant Real Estate Notice” will return next week with another attractive locale.

Hat Tip VDH for giving Madame X the idea: Martha’s meltdown model – Victor Davis Hanson (jewishworldreview.com)

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Today’s Guest Opinion satire writer is an anonymous person who chose the nom de plume of “Madam X”. She declined providing a bio at this time.

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