Well, that was a week wasn’t it. Seven days of elitist bluenoses trying to outdo each other in seeing who could beclown themselves the most. If you are wondering, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will not be on this list for two reasons. One, she is on everybody’s list for everything, yawn. Two, AOC is dangerous, stupid and I am O-V-E-R that chica. So without further ado, here are the six biggest clowns of the past week.

1. Amy Klobuchar and No It’s Not For Eating Her Salad With A Comb:

The senior Senator from the state of Minnesota and 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidate had zero name recognition before this week. That is, until unnamed aides yapped about what a bad boss she is. In case you haven’t heard the story, this account is from the New York Times:

An aide, joining her on a trip to South Carolina in 2008, had procured a salad for his boss while hauling their bags through an airport terminal. But once onboard, he delivered the grim news: He had fumbled the plastic eating utensils before reaching the gate, and the crew did not have any forks on such a short flight.

What happened next was typical: Ms. Klobuchar berated her aide instantly for the slip-up. What happened after that was not: She pulled a comb from her bag and began eating the salad with it, according to four people familiar with the episode.

Then she handed the comb to her staff member with a directive: Clean it.

Now, I am not going to get into a discussion of the ick factor of eating salad with a comb. Nor am I going to go into the rudeness of eating egg salad (sulfur gas) in an enclosed space. What I have a problem with is her berating and being a bad boss. I don’t care who you are. I don’t give a fat rat’s backside how big you think you are. I don’t care if you are a man or a woman. I will judge the red pepper jelly right out of you for treating people badly. I have been ruminating on this since I heard this story. And, I do judge people who treat the wait staff, the hotel cleaning staff, the baby sitter and the grocery store bagger badly. That, behavior tells me who you are. Badly treating others shows that you are mean in spirit and insecure.

Amy Klobuchar is a mean clown and yes, that is redundant.

2. Congresscritter Eric Swalwell of California Is A Craven Clown:

Eric Smallballs as our Marta has named him is craven and desperate. This week, he claimed walked in the snow past the Trump Tower Starbucks because Orange Man Bad. Stupid boy. There is a coffee shop every five feet in New York City. He probably passed eight or nine so that he could walk past Trump Tower. Then, he went gonzo anti-gun. I am not going to beat this dead hairdo anymore. I am just going to direct you to Marta’s screamingly funny post here.

Go away Eric Smallballs.

3. Parents of the Girls Who Ambushed Senator Dianne Feinstein:

Right up there with people who treat others badly, I hate parents who use their children to push their own agenda. I don’t give a hill of beans what your politics are. Speak for yourself. Don’t push your agenda on your spawn and don’t use them as human shields in politics. Like Victory Girls own Nina, I am not a fan of Dianne Feinstein. After her Kavanaugh performance, I despise her.

Please read Nina’s post here. The Sunrise Movement kids’ parents used them as human shields. You cannot push back on kids, so the parents thought. DiFi did and the parents got mad.

Stupid Climate Change Clown parents.

4. The Reparations Pander Clowns:

Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris and Julian Castro are out in front pandering like no one has pandered since Hillary Clinton pulled out her hot sauce and declared that she “don’t feel no ways tired.” Victory Girls’ Kim Hirsch wrote this gem up and you can read it here. The only thing that makes this more fun is that it turns out the Harris family of Jamaica owned slaves. Oh, Kamala, better light up that blunt girlfriend. From the Canada Free Press:

Donald Harris’ Stanford bio describes him as an “economic consultant to the Government of Jamaica and as economic adviser to successive Prime Ministers”. He had been a Fellow at Cambridge and a Fulbright Scholar in South America. He had even done consulting work for the UN and the World Bank.

The Harris family is descended from slave-owner Hamilton Brown. His grandfather, Joseph Alexander Harris, was a landowner. There are values in Harris’ account of his family worth teaching.

Unfortunately, Senator Kamala Harris chose to use her ancestry as a drug stereotype punchline.

Harris didn’t spend her college years getting high. Instead she got two degrees. Those are values that she picked up from both her parents. Instead of passing those values down, she’s condescendingly pandering to racial stereotypes in order to demonstrate her inauthentic authenticity.

Clap, clap, clap. Naturally, I still haven’t forgiven Harris for her performance at the Kavanaugh hearings either.

I wish all of these pander clowns would get gone.

5. Ellen Page (Juno actress) for Worst Performance in a Fake Hate Crime:

Y’all must be bored to tears with the Jussie Smollet clown show, but Ellen Page deserves her mention here in the clown column for her abysmally bad performance on the Stephen Colbert clusterf**k.

Like most bad performances this one took the cake. Fake hate crime, over-dramatic, one note actress and Orange Man Bad. Mike Pence doesn’t care what you do or with whom you do it. The Crying Clown Award goes to this one-note hack.

6. The Media Coverage of the Oscars:

The Oscars show-thing is tonight. The coverage over the last week has been neverending. Like the song that never ends neverending. The only movie I have seen in a theater in the last three years is “They Shall Not Grow Old” Oscar ratings are so low, the Producers of that Awards Show Abortion are offering guarantees to advertisers.

Here is a clue people: I don’t want to watch people who made movies that suck, demeaning my values, accept awards and kvetch about my values. I would rather watch a First Responders’ Awards Show. Like say, the law enforcement officer who chased down the most bad dudes. The firefighter that saved the most lives. I could get behind an awards show like that. Dearest American Sucky Media, please stop pimping out these pimps and ho’s. Thank you, that is all.

Those are the clowniest clowns of this past week. The competition was stiff.

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