Griffin: If You Want Civil War, Vote Republican

Griffin: If You Want Civil War, Vote Republican

Kathy Griffin is starving for a little more publicity these days. She’s been in hiding for a bit after her ketchup-soaked Trump mask stint but (to quote…

Marjorie Taylor Greene Swatted Twice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Swatted Twice

You don’t have to like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA). However, you should care that a sitting member of Congress was swatted not once, but twice. In one…

Fauci: Lockdowns Didn’t Damage Our Kids

Fauci: Lockdowns Didn’t Damage Our Kids

No one, especially our kids, were damaged by the lockdowns. That is according to his highness, Anthony Fauci. He is a lying gasbag. He, amazingly, went on…

Fauci Resigns Leaving Decades Of Damage In His Wake

Fauci Resigns Leaving Decades Of Damage In His Wake

Fauci resigns. Yes, you read that correctly. Instead of continuing his trail of destruction and damage, he’s leaving at the end of this year.

Warren Dreams Of An Appendage She Doesn’t Have

Warren Dreams Of An Appendage She Doesn’t Have

Oh, if only Elizabeth Warren has a penis! For if she did, she would be the best president ever. If only the patriarchy did not vote in…

Hunter Goes On Vacation With Joe And Jill

Hunter Goes On Vacation With Joe And Jill

How nice that Joe and Jill could take their little boy Hunter with them on vacation. After all, he has lived such a stressful life, laundering foreign…

Russia Court Sentences Brittany Griner To Nine Years In Prison

Russia Court Sentences Brittany Griner To Nine Years In Prison

Brittany Griner will spend 9 1/2 years in a Russian prison per the court’s ruling today.

DeSantis: We’re Not Doing Monkeypox Fear in Florida

DeSantis: We’re Not Doing Monkeypox Fear in Florida

UPDATED BELOW Florida governor Ron DeSantis made his bones by expertly trolling elites and going against the grain with his Covid policy. Now he’s doing the same…

Shaun King Buys Show Dog With Donor Funds

Shaun King Buys Show Dog With Donor Funds

As we kick off this Monday in dystopia, we bring you a grifter story from the files of Shaun King.

Linda Sanchez Displayed Her IQ, Blames GOP Women

Linda Sanchez Displayed Her IQ, Blames GOP Women

It was a baseball game for charity.

Jean-Pierre Now Thinks Border Wall Is A Great Idea

Jean-Pierre Now Thinks Border Wall Is A Great Idea

Remember how bigoted Democrats thought Trump was after he uttered the phrase, “We will build a wall?” I mean, Ms. MoveOn.org herself, White House Press Secretary Karine…

Fauci Wishes We Had Locked Down Harder In 2020

Fauci Wishes We Had Locked Down Harder In 2020

The medical troll who just won’t go away, Dr. Anthony Fauci, now says he would do things differently when it came to COVID-19 in 2020, if he…

Bad News for George Gascon Is Rolling In

Bad News for George Gascon Is Rolling In

Few have swept into elected office with the same sense of unassailable hubris as Los Angeles DA George Gascon. And few are fighting with as much tooth-and-nail…

AOC Complains About Her Salary

AOC Complains About Her Salary

Being a congresswoman is tough, says Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC). I mean, it’s downright costly to the point of insanity.

Enes Kanter Freedom: LeBron Is Free To Go Away

Enes Kanter Freedom: LeBron Is Free To Go Away

The case of basketball player Brittney Griner continues to exist in legal limbo.

Hunter Biden Really, Really Hates Stepmom Jill

Hunter Biden Really, Really Hates Stepmom Jill

There’s one thing, and one thing only, that Hunter Biden and I have in common: we both despise Jill Biden. But more about me later. Let’s start…

Taylor Lorenz Loves To Fly And It Shows

Taylor Lorenz Loves To Fly And It Shows

This weekend’s comedy relief is brought to you by none other than “shoe leather reporter”, Taylor Lorenz. Now, it appears Taylor has to fly for a work…

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