Hollywood Gets Nose Tweaked At Golden Globes

Hollywood Gets Nose Tweaked At Golden Globes

The rich and pretty people of Hollywood were made to feel bad, and this is a terrible, unfunny thing, according to the media. Ricky Gervais dared to…

Tackled: Kaepernick Gets Sacked on Iran

Tackled: Kaepernick Gets Sacked on Iran

Last week, anti-Capitalist-Capitalist and NFL has-been, Colin Kaepernick was hyping up his new Nike shoes. This week, Kaepernick has turned foreign policy advisor to only get tackled…

Selective Service Website Crashes As Young America Fears Draft

Selective Service Website Crashes As Young America Fears Draft

The hysteria amongst the 18-25 crowd has begun. After news of the death of Qasem Soleimani, media outlets and public figures were quick to report that the…

Qasem Soleimani Killed A “Distraction”, According to Wasserman-Shultz

Qasem Soleimani Killed A “Distraction”, According to Wasserman-Shultz

Qasem Soleimani was killed in a drone strike at the airport in Baghdad and President Trump has said the U.S. is responsible for the deed. Lots of…

Colin Kaepernick: Capitalism For Me, Not For Thee

Colin Kaepernick: Capitalism For Me, Not For Thee

King of the ingrates and anti-capitalist, Colin Kaepernick is making a big push to sell his Nikes. The former San Francisco 49er spent a great deal of…

Ralph Northam Has Been Redeemed Says The Washington Post

Ralph Northam Has Been Redeemed Says The Washington Post

Redeemed! That is the Washington Post’s new stance regarding Virginia governor Ralph Northam. Now that he has gone through his season of penitence regarding that awkward blackface…

Amanda Marcotte Takes Aim at Christians and Christmas Again…And Again

Amanda Marcotte Takes Aim at Christians and Christmas Again…And Again

Amanda Marcotte of Salon‘s holiday ramblings have been extremely angry as of late. From Marcotte’s November column, basically calling Trump the Grinch who stole Christmas, to one…

Elizabeth Warren Is Only 1/1024th Wine Snob

Elizabeth Warren Is Only 1/1024th Wine Snob

Elizabeth Warren’s nose is growing once again. Two days after Warren calls out Pete Buttigieg for having a bougie fundraiser event at a wine cellar comes the…

Impeachmas Weekend: The Left Is Quick to Celebrate

Impeachmas Weekend: The Left Is Quick to Celebrate

So it has begun. Journalists are gloating and taking back their tweets so as not to appear biased (even though we know they are), Members of the…

Wolf: Abortion Gave Her A God Complex

Wolf: Abortion Gave Her A God Complex

From the bowels of Netflix comes more crass crotch-humor from comedian Michelle Wolf. You may remember her as the comedian who attacked Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ looks at…

Woke America Needs New Heroes In The New Year

Woke America Needs New Heroes In The New Year

The faces of woke America in 2020 grace check-out lanes in stores everywhere. Besides Oprah, who humbly places herself on every single one of her magazine covers…

Joy Behar Says Joe Biden Should Go Out And Shame People

Joy Behar Says Joe Biden Should Go Out And Shame People

We take a break from the the impeachment circus to bring you more from other clowns in another ring. Seems Donald Trump Jr. is not the only…

Truancy And Temper Tantrums Will Get You Awards

Truancy And Temper Tantrums Will Get You Awards

Time magazine has announced their 2019 Person of The Year. And, drum roll, please…the award goes to none other than Swedish queen of truancy and tantrums, climate…

Mandatory Rest Spaces For Tents Considered On The Streets Of Portland

Mandatory Rest Spaces For Tents Considered On The Streets Of Portland

From the Liberal La-La Land of Portland, comes the latest. The Planning and Sustainability Commission in Portland is working on so that all new structures (including private…

Pink Planned Parenthood Scarves for Warren on Inauguration Day

Pink Planned Parenthood Scarves for Warren on Inauguration Day

She panders, she drinks beer, and now Elizabeth Warren is planning to don her pink Planned Parenthood scarf should she be the 2020 nominee. Take a look:

Noname Does Not Want To Perform For White Crowds

Noname Does Not Want To Perform For White Crowds

Hip Hop and Rap is everywhere in our culture. Now, there is one less female rapper taking a break from the game. Noname has made the announcement…

Kwong Out At Newsweek: Fake News Gonna Fake

Kwong Out At Newsweek: Fake News Gonna Fake

The Newsweek reporter who falsely reported on President Trump’s Thanksgiving Day activities has been given the boot. Jessica Kwong has been fired from the news outlet.

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