AOC Says Stop Having Children

AOC Says Stop Having Children

In our latest installment of “Sh*t AOC Says,” we find that our ballsy but braindead congressgirl from NYC has yet more advice for the nation. That’s because…

Dianne Feinstein Says No Thanks To Sunrise Movement Kids Green New Deal Push

Dianne Feinstein Says No Thanks To Sunrise Movement Kids Green New Deal Push

Ever since AOC announced the Green New Deal, the jokes have been writing themselves. I mean seriously, the airline industry and farting cows are a menace to…

Markey Snivels About Green New Deal Sabotage While “Spartacus” Says Vegans Will Fix Planet!

Markey Snivels About Green New Deal Sabotage While “Spartacus” Says Vegans Will Fix Planet!

The Green New Deal rollout has been the best political comedy show EVER! We have Dems and media trying to tell us the FAQ sheet was actually…

GND Undergoes Mysterious Overhaul

GND Undergoes Mysterious Overhaul

Remember last week when Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed her ‘Green New Deal’? The GND would save the world by getting rid of airplanes and cow farts. It…

Green New Deal, Pink Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Pipe Dreams

Green New Deal, Pink Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Pipe Dreams

The Green New Deal may be the dumbest piece of legislation ever submitted. Conservatives rightly attacked it as so much panic-inducing horseshit, and even Nancy Pelosi gave…

Spartacus To The Moon! Cory Booker Compares Green New Deal To Moon Landing

Spartacus To The Moon! Cory Booker Compares Green New Deal To Moon Landing

This could be an entire series, ala the Ernest movies. Except it would star Cory Booker as Spartacus. Spartacus Goes To The Senate. Spartacus Questions Judges. Spartacus…

Nancy Pelosi Was Right To Mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal

Nancy Pelosi Was Right To Mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Putting aside her childish behavior during the State of the Union, let’s instead take a look at…

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