In a panic over Joe Biden’s approval ratings and disastrous domestic policy, the Democrats are sending the “Doctor” Jill Biden on house calls to selected states.

The big idea? Well, as the story goes, by Jill visiting these venues, the Democrats can possibly save the midterms.

Doctor Jill is working so hard to put out the Democrat dumpster fire and she, in addition to teaching a full load of community college classes, has added more cities to her itinerary. The Hill does a quick comparison of the midterm appearances by Melania Trump and Michelle Obama. Melania opted to stay out of the fray and, quite honestly, who could blame her? She was damned if she did, damned if she didn’t. Michelle Obama only came out during the last few days leading up to the midterm elections. Why? Well, she was oh-so-popular that her presence was in-demand on TV shows and magazine covers. She also needed her well-deserved private shopping trips with security detail to Tysons Galleria on the Americans’ dime…so there’s that, too.

Jill will be traveling by herself on these stops. So, she won’t have to help old Joe with his pudding cup, or off the stage or with his jacket:

The First Lady will be an active campaigner for Democrats this fall and will carry a message of optimism and hope, focusing on the accomplishments of her husband’s administration.”-spokesperson of Jill Biden

Accomplishments? Record high inflation? Higher prices at the gas pump and at the grocery store? An ongoing border crisis? Ongoing supply chain issues? A disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan? Crime surges in Democrat-run cities? The joke that is the Justice Department, whose members went out and pinned targets on taxpaying parents in school districts across the country?

Really, Doctor Jill, what accomplishments?

He’s steady, he’s strong, he has wisdom, he knows politics, and he knows where he wants to take the country. Sometimes it feels like we’re pushing this boulder up the hill, but progress is being made.”-Jill Biden

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What progress do you speak of, Jill? According to this, “rolling out access to COVID-19 vaccines and passing a bipartisan infrastructure bill, adding that Biden is ‘every single day, on the phone talking to leaders about gas and oil.'”

But Jill Biden is sincere, so she says. And she wants the American people to know she cares. Remember when she went to Waukesha, Wisconsin?

When I went to Waukesha, Wisconsin, a Republican area, I wasn’t sure how I would be receivedAnd I think they didn’t know either: ‘Is she coming for political reasons? Is she grandstanding?’ But once I went in—and I didn’t have the press with me or the photographers; I just went in by myself and talked to the families—they saw I was sincere.”-Jill Biden, Real Simple

Sounds like the ol’ humblebrag to me.

According to her former Press Secretary, Michael LaRosa, over the first 18 months in office, Biden has traveled to over 75 cities, 40 states and 10 countries. But, in truth, Jill Biden is not attacking any of these issues on her midterm campaign visits. She’s on a campaign to promote abortion for women voters in these cities and states. In fact, that whole story about her helping a family friend pre-Roe v. Wade is her key talking point. She’s used it in San Francisco when hanging out with Nancy Pelosi and in Seattle for an event designed to drum up excitement for Patty Murray. How anyone can drum up excitement for Patty Murray is beyond me, but I digress.

Secrecy. Shame. Silence. Danger. Even death. That’s what defined that time for so many women.”-Jill Biden

There’s nothing like the post-menopausal relics all rallying around to tell young women voters who barely know how to write their last name upon graduating high school (big KUDOS there to our educational systems there) that they may be staring at death if they give birth to a life. Seriously. What kind of mind game is this?

Politics isn’t a game, and there are no spectators. There’s just too much at stake.”-Jill Biden

It is, Jill and you’re playing it. We might add that you’re not playing it very well and we see through this charade. Jill Biden has been dying to play the game of First Lady so much that she’s enabled your husband, who is devoid of most of his key faculties, to run for the highest office of the land. As a result, the American people have become a joke and have been on the losing end of this game she’s been playing. And, quite frankly, most of us are sick of the games.

With Democrats hoping to hold on to both houses of Congress, and their majority margins being razor thin, perhaps the strategy is to pull out all the stops.“-Katherine Jellison, Professor of U.S. women’s and gender history at Ohio University

We hope Stacy Abrams loses. We hope Patty Murray loses. We hope you lose, Jill Biden. We hope old Joe’s video of falling face-flat off his bicycle is tame in comparison to how the Democrats will fall face-flat for mid-terms. We hope you all lose. Bigly. And we will go out for celebratory breakfast tacos if you all do.

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