Bros In Bars Want To “Guillotine The Rich” for Bernie

Bros In Bars Want To “Guillotine The Rich” for Bernie

Just days after a video of Bernie Sanders’ campaign organizer Kyle Jurek promoting gulags sufaces, comes another round of audio from one of the Bernie Bros in South Carolina.

Walt Whitman Warned Us About Liberty And The “Lice Of Politics”

Walt Whitman Warned Us About Liberty And The “Lice Of Politics”

In 1855 Walt Whitman penned a preface to his “Leaves Of Grass” that warned about the abhorrent lice of politics and losing our liberty.

Meatballs: Cloudy With No Chance of Bloomberg

Meatballs: Cloudy With No Chance of Bloomberg

While Bernie and Liz were attempting to be “good friends” and Biden was dropping Obama’s name again, Mike Bloomberg/s campaign was busy lighting up Twitter last night…

Flash Mobs For American Feminism, The Pink Hat of 2020

Flash Mobs For American Feminism, The Pink Hat of 2020

Forget the pink pussy hats-those were so 2017. The new trend amongst feminists? Flash mobs, like this one outside of the courthouse where Harvey Weinstein’s trial began…

Ukrainian 737: “Unintentionally” Shot Down In Iraq

Ukrainian 737: “Unintentionally” Shot Down In Iraq

This may or may not be a newsflash to some. I mean, we know Iran shot down a Ukrainian 737 on Wednesday. We just did not know…

Michelle Williams: Vapid Hollywood At Its Finest

Michelle Williams: Vapid Hollywood At Its Finest

Just when we thought the Golden Globes were actually going to be entertaining with the commentary of Ricky Gervais, enter the virtue-signaling. In our hearts, we knew…

Hollywood Gets Nose Tweaked At Golden Globes

Hollywood Gets Nose Tweaked At Golden Globes

The rich and pretty people of Hollywood were made to feel bad, and this is a terrible, unfunny thing, according to the media. Ricky Gervais dared to…

Tackled: Kaepernick Gets Sacked on Iran

Tackled: Kaepernick Gets Sacked on Iran

Last week, anti-Capitalist-Capitalist and NFL has-been, Colin Kaepernick was hyping up his new Nike shoes. This week, Kaepernick has turned foreign policy advisor to only get tackled…

Selective Service Website Crashes As Young America Fears Draft

Selective Service Website Crashes As Young America Fears Draft

The hysteria amongst the 18-25 crowd has begun. After news of the death of Qasem Soleimani, media outlets and public figures were quick to report that the…

Qasem Soleimani Killed A “Distraction”, According to Wasserman-Shultz

Qasem Soleimani Killed A “Distraction”, According to Wasserman-Shultz

Qasem Soleimani was killed in a drone strike at the airport in Baghdad and President Trump has said the U.S. is responsible for the deed. Lots of…

Colin Kaepernick: Capitalism For Me, Not For Thee

Colin Kaepernick: Capitalism For Me, Not For Thee

King of the ingrates and anti-capitalist, Colin Kaepernick is making a big push to sell his Nikes. The former San Francisco 49er spent a great deal of…

Ralph Northam Has Been Redeemed Says The Washington Post

Ralph Northam Has Been Redeemed Says The Washington Post

Redeemed! That is the Washington Post’s new stance regarding Virginia governor Ralph Northam. Now that he has gone through his season of penitence regarding that awkward blackface…

Amanda Marcotte Takes Aim at Christians and Christmas Again…And Again

Amanda Marcotte Takes Aim at Christians and Christmas Again…And Again

Amanda Marcotte of Salon‘s holiday ramblings have been extremely angry as of late. From Marcotte’s November column, basically calling Trump the Grinch who stole Christmas, to one…

Elizabeth Warren Is Only 1/1024th Wine Snob

Elizabeth Warren Is Only 1/1024th Wine Snob

Elizabeth Warren’s nose is growing once again. Two days after Warren calls out Pete Buttigieg for having a bougie fundraiser event at a wine cellar comes the…

Impeachmas Weekend: The Left Is Quick to Celebrate

Impeachmas Weekend: The Left Is Quick to Celebrate

So it has begun. Journalists are gloating and taking back their tweets so as not to appear biased (even though we know they are), Members of the…

Wolf: Abortion Gave Her A God Complex

Wolf: Abortion Gave Her A God Complex

From the bowels of Netflix comes more crass crotch-humor from comedian Michelle Wolf. You may remember her as the comedian who attacked Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ looks at…

Woke America Needs New Heroes In The New Year

Woke America Needs New Heroes In The New Year

The faces of woke America in 2020 grace check-out lanes in stores everywhere. Besides Oprah, who humbly places herself on every single one of her magazine covers…

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