Beto Drops Out, Kamala On The Edge

Beto Drops Out, Kamala On The Edge

It had become increasingly clear that Beto O’Rourke had exactly zero shot at the Democrat nomination. Today he made it official.

Law Enforcement Says NOPE To Beto’s Gun Confiscation Plans

Law Enforcement Says NOPE To Beto’s Gun Confiscation Plans

Law enforcement agencies will be perfectly fine going door-to-door confiscating those eeeevil AR-15’s and AK-47’s says Beto O’Rourke. The problem with Beto’s assertion? Law enforcement agencies and…

Beto And Lizzie’s War On Our Religious Freedom

Beto And Lizzie’s War On Our Religious Freedom

In order to win votes from the LGBTQ community, Beto and Lizzie, have declared war on our First Amendment right of religious freedom.

Gun Sales Go Up, Thanks To Democrats

Gun Sales Go Up, Thanks To Democrats

There’a reason Barack Obama was called the best gun salesman ever. Every time gun control comes up in politics, sales tend to also go up.

Execution of Tyshawn Lee Doesn’t Fit Narrative

Execution of Tyshawn Lee Doesn’t Fit Narrative

Four years ago, Tyshawn Lee was murdered execution style in a Chicago alley. You might think that this was just another shooting in Chicago, but there was…

Beto Insists On Saying Quiet Part Very Loudly

Beto Insists On Saying Quiet Part Very Loudly

Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke is determined to crash his presidential campaign like a car after a night of drinking. *cough*

Cory Booker Still Wants Your Guns, He’ll Just Take Them With LOVE

Cory Booker Still Wants Your Guns, He’ll Just Take Them With LOVE

Cory Spartacus Booker is worried that Robert Francis’ gun grabbing rhetoric is just too much like icky Republican fearmongering.

Newsflash! Beto Steps on Own Crank

Newsflash! Beto Steps on Own Crank

Beto O’Rourke is a kale chai-slurping, epicene soy boy. This is not a new observation to anyone who has watched him flail like one of those goofy,…

Beto O’Rourke Beclowns Himself a la Swalwell

Beto O’Rourke Beclowns Himself a la Swalwell

“Mom, if Beto O’Rourke ACTUALLY did a mandatory buyback, would you sell your gun?”

Odessa Shooting Brings Out the Political Ghouls

Odessa Shooting Brings Out the Political Ghouls

Once again we saw reports of another mass shooting — this time in Odessa, TX, where a gunman went on a shooting rampage after a police stop….

Beto Campaign Re-boot: State Fairs Are “Frivolous” And Trump Is Bad

Beto Campaign Re-boot: State Fairs Are “Frivolous” And Trump Is Bad

Beto is re-booting his Presidential campaign again. His new NEW theme? Campaign stops at State Fairs are “frivolous” and Trump is Bad!

White Guilt Consumes Democrat Candidates

White Guilt Consumes Democrat Candidates

White, black, or any other color – none of us can help who we have as ancestors. But if you are white in 2019, it’s time to…

Beto, Go Home Already, You’re Drunk

Beto, Go Home Already, You’re Drunk

Beto O’Rourke is desperately trying to hang onto his flagging presidential campaign. It’s no wonder, either, since a current average of polls shows him at a whopping…

Photo of Drowned Family Not What Dems Say It Is

Photo of Drowned Family Not What Dems Say It Is

By now every American knows about the El Salvadoran father and daughter who drowned in the Rio Grande. They’ve also seen the awful photo. And most everyone…

Presidential Debate or Circular Firing Squad?

Presidential Debate or Circular Firing Squad?

Lay in the popcorn and chill your favorite beverage. Tonight marks the first of two–count ’em, two–nights of debate featuring the ever expanding field of Democratic candidates…

Beto’s War Tax is a Bomb

Beto’s War Tax is a Bomb

When Beto isn’t oversharing his personal hygiene experiences, he’s on the campaign trail talking up his divisive, and ineffective, War Tax plan. His idea of taxing Americans…

Beto Is Broken And Will Try A Hillary

Beto Is Broken And Will Try A Hillary

Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke (D-Furry) is the hipster boyfriend standing next to his polished truck that Daddy bought him for graduation, wondering why the pretty girl that…

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