Newsflash! Beto Steps on Own Crank

Newsflash! Beto Steps on Own Crank

Beto O’Rourke is a kale chai-slurping, epicene soy boy. This is not a new observation to anyone who has watched him flail like one of those goofy,…

Beto O’Rourke Beclowns Himself a la Swalwell

Beto O’Rourke Beclowns Himself a la Swalwell

“Mom, if Beto O’Rourke ACTUALLY did a mandatory buyback, would you sell your gun?”

Odessa Shooting Brings Out the Political Ghouls

Odessa Shooting Brings Out the Political Ghouls

Once again we saw reports of another mass shooting — this time in Odessa, TX, where a gunman went on a shooting rampage after a police stop….

Beto Campaign Re-boot: State Fairs Are “Frivolous” And Trump Is Bad

Beto Campaign Re-boot: State Fairs Are “Frivolous” And Trump Is Bad

Beto is re-booting his Presidential campaign again. His new NEW theme? Campaign stops at State Fairs are “frivolous” and Trump is Bad!

White Guilt Consumes Democrat Candidates

White Guilt Consumes Democrat Candidates

White, black, or any other color – none of us can help who we have as ancestors. But if you are white in 2019, it’s time to…

Beto, Go Home Already, You’re Drunk

Beto, Go Home Already, You’re Drunk

Beto O’Rourke is desperately trying to hang onto his flagging presidential campaign. It’s no wonder, either, since a current average of polls shows him at a whopping…

Photo of Drowned Family Not What Dems Say It Is

Photo of Drowned Family Not What Dems Say It Is

By now every American knows about the El Salvadoran father and daughter who drowned in the Rio Grande. They’ve also seen the awful photo. And most everyone…

Presidential Debate or Circular Firing Squad?

Presidential Debate or Circular Firing Squad?

Lay in the popcorn and chill your favorite beverage. Tonight marks the first of two–count ’em, two–nights of debate featuring the ever expanding field of Democratic candidates…

Beto’s War Tax is a Bomb

Beto’s War Tax is a Bomb

When Beto isn’t oversharing his personal hygiene experiences, he’s on the campaign trail talking up his divisive, and ineffective, War Tax plan. His idea of taxing Americans…

Beto Is Broken And Will Try A Hillary

Beto Is Broken And Will Try A Hillary

Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke (D-Furry) is the hipster boyfriend standing next to his polished truck that Daddy bought him for graduation, wondering why the pretty girl that…

Democrats’ 2020 Strategy: Other People’s Money

Democrats’ 2020 Strategy: Other People’s Money

In 1991, Danny DeVito and Gregory Peck starred in a film titled, Other People’s Money – a dull, vapid comedy about an “evil” corporate raider going after…

Beto Says Running For President Is A Charitable Donation

Beto Says Running For President Is A Charitable Donation

Beto O’Rourke and his wife released ten years of tax returns the other day. All in an effort to presumably coerce Trump into releasing his. Of course…

Democrat Candidates Make Obama Very Nervous

Democrat Candidates Make Obama Very Nervous

Barack Obama has been watching the clown car of Democrat candidates careen down the highway towards 2020. And this crop of fools is making him very nervous….

Three Democrats and their Financial Fumbles

Three Democrats and their Financial Fumbles

AOC and Beto may be the new pups in the Democrat party, but they are learning tricks from that old dog Bernie. Questionable use of their positions…

The Beto Danger

The Beto Danger

Against all odds, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke is an actual factor in the 2020 Democrat primaries.

Swamp Watch: 5 Reasons a Candidate Joe Biden Could Become a Lot Less Popular

Swamp Watch: 5 Reasons a Candidate Joe Biden Could Become a Lot Less Popular

Joe Biden is playing it coy. He’s like the teenaged girl who wants to go to her prom, but not sure she’d say yes even if her…

Dear Democrats – You are not Qualified to Arbitrate Our Needs

Dear Democrats – You are not Qualified to Arbitrate Our Needs

I guess it’s that time again. Clue-deprived Democrats are vying for the title of “Most Likely to Stick Foot in Mouth” on the issue of “assault weapons.”…

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