Rolling Stone Features Four Women Who Will Shape America’s Future By Destroying It

Rolling Stone Features Four Women Who Will Shape America’s Future By Destroying It

Rolling Stone has decided that Nancy Pelosi, Ilhan Omar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Jahana Hayes are THE women who will be shaping our future. It’ll be a future…

$94 Trillion For Green New Deal Is Pocket Change To Democrats

$94 Trillion For Green New Deal Is Pocket Change To Democrats

We all know that AOC’s Green New Deal is a mess of epic proportions. We all know that climate change is a hoax science considering that hockey…

AOC Says Stop Having Children

AOC Says Stop Having Children

In our latest installment of “Sh*t AOC Says,” we find that our ballsy but braindead congressgirl from NYC has yet more advice for the nation. That’s because…

Six Biggest Clowns of the Past Week

Six Biggest Clowns of the Past Week

Well, that was a week wasn’t it. Seven days of elitist bluenoses trying to outdo each other in seeing who could beclown themselves the most. If you…

Dianne Feinstein Says No Thanks To Sunrise Movement Kids Green New Deal Push

Dianne Feinstein Says No Thanks To Sunrise Movement Kids Green New Deal Push

Ever since AOC announced the Green New Deal, the jokes have been writing themselves. I mean seriously, the airline industry and farting cows are a menace to…

D.C. Swamp Creature: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Used PAC Money To Pay Boyfriend

D.C. Swamp Creature: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Used PAC Money To Pay Boyfriend

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez continues to amuse and amaze. Fresh off of celebrating her role in driving Amazon out of New York City, an innocent question about why her…

Socialists are Nothing More Than Parasites

Socialists are Nothing More Than Parasites

President Trump’s State of the Union address, as well as his speech at Florida International University today, hit back hard against the sludge-covered wave of socialist thought…

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Econ Professors Should Be Fired

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Econ Professors Should Be Fired

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY D-ranged) allegedly graduated from Boston University with a degree in economics and international relations. It’s a good thing she’s found a well-paying gig in…

Markey Snivels About Green New Deal Sabotage While “Spartacus” Says Vegans Will Fix Planet!

Markey Snivels About Green New Deal Sabotage While “Spartacus” Says Vegans Will Fix Planet!

The Green New Deal rollout has been the best political comedy show EVER! We have Dems and media trying to tell us the FAQ sheet was actually…

Dems Have Proven That Trump Is The Adult In The Room

Dems Have Proven That Trump Is The Adult In The Room

How many times have we heard a politician, opinion blatherskite, news reader or random friend say that “so and so leaving” means that there is no longer…

GND Undergoes Mysterious Overhaul

GND Undergoes Mysterious Overhaul

Remember last week when Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed her ‘Green New Deal’? The GND would save the world by getting rid of airplanes and cow farts. It…

Green New Deal, Pink Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Pipe Dreams

Green New Deal, Pink Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Pipe Dreams

The Green New Deal may be the dumbest piece of legislation ever submitted. Conservatives rightly attacked it as so much panic-inducing horseshit, and even Nancy Pelosi gave…

Spartacus To The Moon! Cory Booker Compares Green New Deal To Moon Landing

Spartacus To The Moon! Cory Booker Compares Green New Deal To Moon Landing

This could be an entire series, ala the Ernest movies. Except it would star Cory Booker as Spartacus. Spartacus Goes To The Senate. Spartacus Questions Judges. Spartacus…

Nancy Pelosi Was Right To Mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal

Nancy Pelosi Was Right To Mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Putting aside her childish behavior during the State of the Union, let’s instead take a look at…

Bette Midler, Rich, White versus Howard Schultz, Rich, White

Bette Midler, Rich, White versus Howard Schultz, Rich, White

The increasingly strident, multi-talented Bette Midler has deigned to let us know that she is not a fan of rich white men. Any and all of them….

Train Wreck Ocasio Cortez Vows To “Run Train” On Agenda

Train Wreck Ocasio Cortez Vows To “Run Train” On Agenda

The elitist toffs of the United States have had their knickers in a perpetual knot since Donald Trump rode down the escalator of Trump Tower in June…

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Scolds CBS News For Lack Of Diversity

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Scolds CBS News For Lack Of Diversity

Just the other day, CBS News proudly announced their 8 person group of journalists who will be tracking and reporting on the 2020 election cycle. However, the…

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