Johnny Depp Channels John Wilkes Booth, Muses About Assassinating a President [VIDEO]

Johnny Depp Channels John Wilkes Booth, Muses About Assassinating a President [VIDEO]

Johnny Depp Channels John Wilkes Booth, Muses About Assassinating a President [VIDEO]

Do your kids like the “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies? You might want to reconsider throwing your hard-earned bucks Johnny Depp’s way.

On Thursday night, Depp, aka “Captain Jack Sparrow,” was appearing on stage at the Glastonbury Film Festival in the UK when he mused about assassinating President Trump:

Credit: AOL.co.uk.

Listen to this:

Oh, isn’t he clever? So edgy! So courageous! It’s easy to threaten the president of the United States when you live in ritzy French digs.

Ironic that Depp said that “Trump needs help. There are a lot of dark places he could go.” If there are dark places, then Johnny Depp is the gatekeeper. He was drunk at an awards show, flouted Australian quarantine laws with his dogs, and abused his wife. And that’s not all. His latest movies flopped, and he’s in dire financial shape. Then there’s his behavior on the set of the latest “Pirates” movie, when he was chronically late and drunk. Moreover, he refused to learn his lines, forcing the studio to give him an earpiece on the set.

And Depp thinks that Trump needs help? The guy who looks and acts like he might be Keith Richards’ little brother?

Keith Richards. Credit: mojo4music.com

Oy. We’re only halfway through 2017, and already my head hurts from reading about these Stupid Celebrity Stunts.

For example, stuff like Kathy Griffin’s “art:”

Credit: WTHR.com

And Madonna, who screeched about “blowing up the White House.” Of course, the dimwit claimed she was “taken wildly out of context,” and had “spoken in metaphor.” Right. Her panicked publicist probably made up that lame excuse.

Credit: radio.com

Johnny Depp might think it’s cool to channel John Wilkes Booth, but he forgets one little thing. Rather, make that one Big Thing. He forgets that millions of kids who might want to see the new “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” come to the theater with their parents. And a whole bunch of those parents voted for Donald Trump. So maybe those parents will just take the kiddies and their bucks to see another movie. Like “Cars 3,” or “Captain Underpants.” And then there’s the new superhero movies “Wonder Woman” and “Guardians of the Galaxy.” Besides, those movies got great ratings from Rotten Tomatoes. And “Pirates”? Rotten Tomatoes called it “murky bilge.” Sounds like what occupies Johnny Depp’s cranium, doesn’t it?

Written by

Kim is a pint-sized patriot who packs some big contradictions. She is a Baby Boomer who never became a hippie, an active Republican who first registered as a Democrat (okay, it was to help a sorority sister's father in his run for sheriff), and a devout Lutheran who practices yoga. Growing up in small-town Indiana, now living in the Kansas City metro, Kim is a conservative Midwestern gal whose heart is also in the Seattle area, where her eldest daughter, son-in-law, and grandson live. Kim is a working speech pathologist who left school system employment behind to subcontract to an agency, and has never looked back. She describes her conservatism as falling in the mold of Russell Kirk's Ten Conservative Principles. Don't know what they are? Google them!

1 Comment
  • Scott says:

    Sad, the Pirates movies have been good so far, but like most of hollywierd, Depp lives in a fantasy world, not realizing that if his preferred party gained full control, he’d probably be among the first killed… their lack of understanding history is appealing, and frightening… but then again, that’s been the goal of the left taking over the education system, to create a generation of “useful idiots”…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Subscribe
Become a Victory Girl!

Are you interested in writing for Victory Girls? If you’d like to blog about politics and current events from a conservative POV, send us a writing sample here.
Ava Gardner
gisonboat
rovin_readhead
Instagram