Is this a “silly season” result? Burrito affordability? Is it possible that JD Vance has no charisma? Could it possibly be true that JD Vance has “negative charisma”. Could this sturm and drang be the results of the Left’s emotionality and lack of attractive candidates. I mean “lack of attractive candidates” in the sense that anyone likes them. Is the Left jealous?

Silly season is generally August and September when all the writers and editors have headed for the Cape and the interns are writing the articles. That’s likely how we got the article: “Ex-Trump aide: Vance is ‘negative rizz’”. “Rizz” is how the cool kids say CHARISMA.

During the segment, Matthews said, “People are receptive to Trump’s trolling, but I don’t think people are as receptive to JD Vance’s because Trump is at least, like him or not, charismatic. JD Vance is negative rizz when it comes to charisma.”

“I’m surprised to hear Mark say this. If you’ve ever met him in person, it’s quite obvious the man has never missed a burrito,” Vance wrote in the post responding to Washington Post columnist Marc Thiessen.

They have got to be kidding. That’s not even REAL trolling. That’s mild. JD Vance has a tendency to get fluffy, and he knows it. To be honest though, it is difficult to keep the Paris Island body you get from the Marines. Or, so they tell me.

Burritos? That’s another of the cool kid’s talking points, according to AOL:

The exchange began after conservative commentator Matt Walsh said rising grocery prices were becoming a liability for President Donald Trump.

Turning Point USA spokesman Andrew Kolvet followed with a post on X citing a college student who said a burrito should not cost $20, attributing the price partly to pandemic-era and Biden administration inflation.

Thiessen replied on X, “Cry me a river,” adding that campus burritos are typically covered under student meal plans.

Vance then posted that Thiessen’s appearance made the complaint hard to believe, writing, “the man has never missed a burrito.” The post misspelled Thiessen’s first name as “Mark.”

The Trump campaign’s X account reposted Vance’s comment and called it a “banger.”

Definitely a silly season article. It fills up space in the early Fall. Should only be a few crank calls from people like me. Here is what the “negative rizz” charisma segment looked like on from the German perspective:

First of all, only Democrats inherit things in the United States. That is so vile. No one is going to inherit shite from Donald Trump. If we are to vote for JD Vance, he will earn it. Alternatively, Marco Rubio or Ron DeSantis will have to earn out votes. It could also be a player to be named later.

Speaking of “negative rizz”, pick a Democrat, any or all of them.

Trump lite? Really? No, just be authentic.

.@SarahAMatthews1: "It's very clear to me what JD Vance is trying to do. He's trying to do Trump lite. We already saw how that played out for Ron DeSantis — it failed miserably…Trump is at least, like him or not, charismatic. JD Vance has negative charisma." pic.twitter.com/w1uhyXHo3P

— The Bulwark (@BulwarkOnline) August 7, 2026

This nation was *founded* on the dream of affordable burritos. pic.twitter.com/1bP0fZIrY4

— Ninja (@solninjaa) August 7, 2026

Affordable burritos and no rizz Vance. This is the silly season and we have more to go before 2028.

By the way, I am a Taco Bell girl. Cheap, filling and delicious. Don't each too much or you will be fluffy like Marc Thiessen or end up with no rizz like JD Vance. Lord, I hope these people learn to speak English someday.

Remember when they said that JD Vance wore "guyliner". They were so jealous and afraid of him.

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