Hunter Goes On Vacation With Joe And Jill

Hunter Goes On Vacation With Joe And Jill

Hunter Goes On Vacation With Joe And Jill

How nice that Joe and Jill could take their little boy Hunter with them on vacation. After all, he has lived such a stressful life, laundering foreign money for the family while paying for high-end hookers and smoking his weight in crack cocaine, so it’s nice to see him get a little break.

Oh, wait, Hunter Biden is under federal investigation, he’s 52 years old and brought his current wife and toddler son (brush that kid’s hair, someone), he apparently hates his stepmother (that’s going to make this vacation awkward), and his wife is reportedly unhappy with the fishbowl that she has to live in due to Hunter’s life as First Son and while being investigated. This sounds like the PERFECT family vacation! (What, Hallie wasn’t invited? The widow of the sainted Beau and the ex-girlfriend of Hunter? Wouldn’t THAT be awkward as all get out.) The Bidens boarded Air Force One without a care in the world that Hunter’s house might be raided by the FBI while he’s away on vacation.

Well, of COURSE the FBI wouldn’t raid Hunter! They’ve gone to great lengths to make sure they don’t! Director Wray called the acknowledged bias toward Hunter “deeply troubling“… right before his agents conducted a raid on Mar-a-Lago for REASONS. Hunter? Under investigation? The Baltimore field office is working on it, geeze, why is everyone so impatient?

There, boarding Air Force One at 1:20 p.m., shoulder to shoulder with his father, the president, was Hunter Biden, whose home has never been raided.”

Despite a snail’s pace grand-jury investigation into his suspect business dealings by the US attorney in Joe Biden’s crony state of Delaware, despite copious documentary evidence that he accepted millions of dollars from America’s adversaries in exchange for influencing his father, the then-vice president, despite actively working with Communist China to extend “belt-and-road” imperialism across the globe to undermine America, Hunter, 52, looked as if he didn’t have a care in the world.”

Dressed in a suit and tie and accompanied by wife Melissa Cohen and toddler son Beau Biden, he made his way slowly up the stairs of the presidential jet, alongside Joe, exchanging private jokes before stopping at the top to turn and face the waiting cameras, father and son, giving the world a lingering view of their brazen smiles before they jetted off for a seven-day vacation to a favorite family haunt, Kiawah Island, SC.”

“We are untouchable” was the unspoken message.”

They may as well have given the middle finger to half the country.”

There’s nothing like taking your little boy on vacation while he’s under the sympathetic and biased investigation by the Department of Justice, am I right? After all, everyone does that! Oh, wait. That mythical “zero percent” inflation that Biden was bragging about yesterday? Anyone remember what came down in price?

Yes, gasoline and airfares. Why? The American people have decided it’s too expensive to go on vacation, and so they have canceled those plans, driving the prices of both gas and plane tickets down. People have been priced out of the market, and for many, a summer vacation involving longer travel is something they can’t afford.

Joe Biden? Joe Biden is a PROFESSIONAL vacationer with the world’s hardest job… that can apparently be done anywhere.

Biden has visited Delaware 48 times as president, with 41 visits to Wilmington and nine to Rehoboth Beach, according to former CBS correspondent Mark Knoller. He was seen climbing aboard Air Force One with his controversial son, Hunter.”

“Every time I get a chance, I go home to Delaware. You think I’m joking. I’m not,” Biden said earlier this year.”

This will be Biden’s first trip to Kiawah Island as president, though he was a regular visitor there during his time as vice president.”

White House deputy press secretary Andrew Bates assured that Biden will stay busy in South Carolina.”

“The presidency is a nonstop job that chief executives can do from anywhere in the world,” Bates said. “President Biden is constantly focused on the numbers that are most important to the American people: lowering costs for families, like prescription drugs and energy, reducing the deficit to fight inflation, creating the most jobs of any year in American history, growing the membership of NATO, and passing the most significant gun reform law in almost 30 years.”

I mean, why do we even keep Biden caged up at the White House, when he can hide in basements from Delaware to South Carolina and still think he’s in charge? Just ask shadow president Chief of Staff Ron Klain! There’s no reason to tie Biden down to a desk when he can work anywhere! Sure, he’s on vacation more than Donald Trump, but the left no longer cares about petty things like that.

Former President Donald Trump’s golf outings were obsessively tracked by various outlets. A tracker called Trump Golf Count says the former president visited golf clubs 298 times while in office, with “evidence” of playing golf at least 150 times.”

Trump referred to his trips as “working vacations” and criticized predecessor Barack Obama as a “habitual vacationer” who spent too much time on the golf course. Trump was then called out for his own jaunts to New Jersey and Florida after taking office.”

But in terms of the sheer number of vacation days, Biden is set to top Trump, on pace for 553 days away from the White House by the end of his first term, compared to 381 for Trump. Obama spent 328 days away over two terms.”

Being president is very tiring for an old man in his declining years, so he needs lots of breaks. Also, he can do his job anywhere. Also, his crackhead son should go on a taxpayer-funded family vacation with him while under federal investigation. And if you have a problem with that, then you’re just being mean to poor little Hunter, who just wants a peaceful family vacation with the “Big Guy” and the Evil Stepmother.

I bet the FBI won’t raid Hunter’s wife’s closet while they’re out of the house. What a charmed and sheltered life Hunter has led. And if the FBI has their way, he will continue to lead that protected life. How comforting for poor little Hunter.

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  • Frank L says:

    Hunter lives in California. He flew to D.C. to get on Air Force One to fly to South Carolina? That’s a really nice photo op.

  • Stephen C says:

    A fun read !

  • Stephen C says:

    Whose idea was it for the father son vacation? If it was Scranton Joe’s idea, then he is not at all addled, he’s just been doing Vinnie the Chin impressions. If it was Crackhead’s idea, then the big guy is certainly addled. If neither gangster came up with this idea, then both should be in jail.

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