Just a few weeks back, Hunter Biden claimed he was essentially broke. And, just recently, Hunter Biden admitted something we all already knew.

He spent his cushy Burisma salary on cocaine, crack and hookers.

The former First Son admitted this on the Dopey podcast. Yes, that is what the podcast is called, though we see the irony considering his dad’s entire presidency. Dopey highlights addiction, drugs and “just dumb sh*t”. So, of course, they interview a drug addict (Hunter Biden) who is, by many definitions, a sh*tty human being.

BIDEN VISITED CRACK HOUSE

Hunter says his father showed up twice while he was vice president, in a motorcade of six SUVs, and knocked on the door. He told the story on an addiction podcast called Dopey. The part nobody is asking about is the detail. Agents planned those trips,…

— Brian Bullock | Everyone Knows (@EveryoneKnws1) August 31, 2026

Imagine taxpayer dollars shelled out for Joe and The Secret Service to visit a crack den? Either Hunter Biden really hates his family by showing his face and telling his story or he is, truly, that, uhhh, dopey. Don’t dare call him a nepo baby, though. He’s earned all of his accolades.

I was the vice chairman of the board of Amtrak, the national passenger rail system. I was chairman of the board of the Center for National Policy, the Truman National Security, you know, project, and on and on and on. And I was a professor at Georgetown in the School of Foreign Service in the Master’s program for four years, in one of the most popular classes at Georgetown, and and I was of counsel to Boies Schiller, which is one of the you know most preeminent law firms in the world — and so it wasn’t like, ‘Oh my God, he’s not qualified.’”-Hunter Biden

And don’t suggest that Hunter Biden was never qualified to serve on the board of Burisma for $50K a month. He earned that job all by himself (even though he kicked 10% of his coke budget over to “The Big Guy”.) And, he never did go broke. He snorted cocaine, (and parmesan cheese) off the floors of the Chateau Marmont on the residuals, baby!

But even in the throes of addiction and hanging with hookers, Hunter Biden still powered-through and made it to meetings.

I took that when my dad was vice president, and then for three years after I was still on the board, and the requirement of the board would be that I would show up for four meetings a year.

Even when I was a crack addict and out of my mind, I could show up for four meetings a year.”-Hunter Biden

Imagine going to work once a quarter for a $1 million dollar salary. Nice if one can get it. But in reality, we know why Hunter Biden got this gig and it was not because of his stellar work ethic or intellect.

Now, I am not about disparaging drug addicts or the parents who try to dig them out of the depths of their despair. But this is Joe and Hunter Biden we are talking about here. And, there has been a huge push by the Democrats and Democrat-leaning individuals to humanize Hunter Biden’s questionable morals and his addiction. He’s written a book. He’s taken up finger-painting. Dear God. The poor son of a career politician who was given an Ivy-League education and handed lucrative, high-paying gigs on a silver platter (he still has yet to discuss his actual qualifications for the positions he’s held).

But it bears repeating here that Hunter Biden showed up cracked-out-of-his-mind to meetings. His dear-old-dad got a cut of his salary, while he was “on the clock” and high as a kite.

Hunter Biden (and his family) want most people to forget the scandal and the trash. The irony is these are the very people who will make fun of the “trailer trash” who voted for Trump. They think they can put a veneer over it all with ghost-written prose of Beautiful Things and Happy Little Hunter Accidents for auction in The Hamptons (that is, before the “happy little accidents” got torched).

Going on a 10-day bender and spending his salary on crack, cocaine, porn and prostitution is no newsflash. But, even though Hunter Biden is broke as a joke now, drug addicts can “do some really cool stuff”, man. Yes. He actually said this.

What “cool stuff” is that, Hunter? Doing blow in The White House? Sleeping with your dead brother’s wife? Not paying your rent? Tax evasion? Avoiding paying child support? Your dad hanging out with you at the crack den?

Seriously, if this is what it means to be “cool” these days, I’ll continue to be a square. Off to watch Matlock and eat some Jeni’s Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.

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