Kyrsten Sinema: A Pleasant Surprise

Kyrsten Sinema: A Pleasant Surprise

When Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema first eked out a victory for Jeff Flake’s Senate seat over Martha McSally last year, I will admit to being a little…

This is No Way to go Through Life, Snowflakes

This is No Way to go Through Life, Snowflakes

Snowflakes are melting everywhere at the thought of President Trump being in office, getting another term in office, enforcing the nation’s laws while in office, and generally…

IG Report Damning to FBI Integrity and Competence

IG Report Damning to FBI Integrity and Competence

The much-anticipated Inspector General (IG) report detailing the Department of Justice’s investigation into the Trump campaign’s Russia links was released yesterday.

Travel Bans are not Enough

Travel Bans are not Enough

In the wake of last week’s terrorist attack in Pensacola by a slimy Saudi participating in training there, many conservatives are once again demanding more extensive travel…

Nadler: No Fair Elections if Senate Doesn’t Convict

Nadler: No Fair Elections if Senate Doesn’t Convict

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler is understandably terrified that the Democrats’ efforts to impeach President Trump and remove him from office will result in a resounding…

VA AG Herring: They’re Not Really Going to Defy Us

VA AG Herring: They’re Not Really Going to Defy Us

Virginia Attorney General Mark “Blackface” Herring has recently poo-pooed the resolutions passed by more than 40 Virginia counties and cities declaring themselves “Second Amendment Sanctuaries.” They don’t…

Trump’s Defense of NATO Rings Hollow

Trump’s Defense of NATO Rings Hollow

President Trump today had a tense exchange with French President Macron about the nation’s counterterrorism policy and about Macron’s recent comments regarding NATO.

On Service to the Country

On Service to the Country

The 2020 election season is fully underway, and as usual, politicians are paying lip service to… well… service. They want you to believe that they’re running to…

Vagina Museum: Deifying Body Parts

Vagina Museum: Deifying Body Parts

Folks, my soul just died reading about the world’s first Vagina Museum. It’s not because I think a vagina is somehow a taboo, or that being a…

24-Hour News Media: Feeding the Dumb

24-Hour News Media: Feeding the Dumb

One would think that the expansion of the 24-hour news media cycle would make our society a better-informed, smarter one. After all, when one has access to…

Honored to Serve My Country

Honored to Serve My Country

When I was a kid, I never thought that to join the military meant to “serve.” I would put on random hats in our house, grab a…

Whistleblower Reports Integral to Accountability

Whistleblower Reports Integral to Accountability

I want to get something out of the way at once: the following post has little to do with the whistleblower who filed a report against President…

Who Will Disarm Us Now?

Who Will Disarm Us Now?

Now that Beto O’Rourke’s candidacy is relegated to the trash heap of history where it belongs, and derpy turnip Eric Swalwell Smallballs hurred and durred his way…

Anti-Vaxx Imbeciles are Becoming Nastier

Anti-Vaxx Imbeciles are Becoming Nastier

If you are an anti-vaxx shitheel, you may want to close your eyes, so your tender labia do not get bruised, because I am about to get…

Katie Hill and the Mythical Double Standard

Katie Hill and the Mythical Double Standard

Congresswoman Katie Hill resigned this week after a defiant speech to Congress condemning an alleged “double standard” that pushed her out of office. In her official statement,…

Abu Dua Death Calls for Celebration, but Also Caution

Abu Dua Death Calls for Celebration, but Also Caution

The death of ISIS leader Abu Dua (Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi) last night is cause for massive celebration. There’s a big part of me that was hoping we’d…

Joker: Looking for Outrage and Panic

Joker: Looking for Outrage and Panic

Last night, I dragged my husband to see Joker. The movie’s release was fraught with drama and panic even before its theatrical release (much like the inauguration…

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