What happens when you put a trust fund baby like Katie Wilson in front of a bunch of liberal idealists?

They “ooo”, they “ahh”. She’s just like us, they’ll say. And, she went to Oxford! She must be a smart cookie!

So what she cannot pay her own bills and still needs assistance from her parents at the age of 43? So what they’ve entrusted her to clean up a city that has been plagued by “home-free”, mentally unstable drug addicts when she can barely clean up her eyebrows and looks like a slob most of the time? It’s time to tax the rich! In fact, Katie will lobby and vote to tax them, and LAUGH when they leave her $hithole of a city.

I think the claims that millionaires are going to leave our state are, like, super overblown. And if — the ones that leave, like, bye.”-Katie Wilson

Like, BYYYYEEEEEE? How old are you, Ms. Mayor? 12?

It is very clear, she's never run or led anything. Her snicker at the end is all the proof you need. She is incapable of understanding the impact of her decisions.

— King Konales (@konales_) April 30, 2026

Oxford. And, not buying Starbucks, either. Way-to-go, Katie. you kicked Starbucks out of the city. Wheels up to Nashville! Who’s next for your comedic relief?

Does she want the Seattle residents who voted for her to get illegal stimulants instead in order to make through each day of their meaningless lives?

— Joseph Rizal 🇺🇸📟 (@jrizal1957) April 23, 2026

This is a glimpse into the “bright” (cough) brain of Katie Wilson. A large corporation that can offer jobs and better economic stability to residents and communities is departing the city-the STATE even-and taking their business somewhere else is a laughing matter? Easy to find something like this laughable when you have never had to pay or want for anything in your life. When your parents bankroll you into middle age, this is the result, kids.

In general, we still have the very regressive tax system, and my office is doing a lot of work to look at what our options are in terms of progressive taxation. We do have more flexibility at the city, at the county, in terms of our taxing authority. And at the same time, I believe what I said before, which is that, it’s not good for Seattle’s business environment, for example, for the cost of doing business in downtown Seattle to be wildly out of step with, for instance, neighboring Bellevue.”-Katie Wilson

It’s also not good for a city like Seattle, that has been struggling with the grips of drug addiction, homelessness and crime to have such a wildly out of step “Mayor”, who does not understand the future impact of her ideas…

Past ‘millionaires taxes’ (JumpStart, capital gains) also beat forecasts initially due to underestimated wealth concentration and market booms, yet they introduce volatility and long-term risks. Projections routinely low ball because experts can’t predict human behavior under new incentives. Claiming “larger variance cannot be ruled out” as evidence of inexhaustible riches dismisses warnings from economists about capital flight, reduced investment, and job losses when top combined rates approach or exceed 18% in Seattle.”-Mark Harmsworth, washingtonpolicy.org

…or maybe she does understand and Comrade Katie will continue to help Seattle be more of a heaping cesspool than it has become. It takes true talent to usher in this level of disorder and incompetence. The corruption continues, as Wilson and the various entities try to haul RVs and heaping piles of trash off the city streets in their yearly “clean up before summer” initiative (yes, they do this every year and EVERY year, the tents and RVs find their way back). $13 million in funds-POOF-gone from King County Regional Homelessness Authority due to “gaps in reimbursements“. Yeah. That’s what they’re calling it. She is still their socialist darling. A write-up from the Seattle Stranger that (in our opinion) did not age well:

This means we can officially say that progressives made a clean sweep of Seattle’s election this year. We get a new City Council President! We get two new council members! We get a new City Attorney, and she isn’t even a Republican!

We still have some knuckleheads hanging around, but we’ll see if they play nice. And even if they don’t, for the first time in years, we have a chance of getting something done around here.”-Seattle Stranger

Oh, YAY. Capitol Hill Katie will remain in Seattle, her progressive, socialist utopia. She’ll still be able to “afford” to live there thanks to her parents and, whatever money she and her office can siphon from those stupid enough to stay or stuck and begrudgingly paying up. She’ll buy her eight-dollar slice of pizza (if she can find a shop in operation within a 2-mile radius operated by a transgender lesbian with one leg who identifies as a starfish on Sundays) and grab a ready-to-wear blazer out of a overflowing dumpster in the Pike/Pine corridor.

Can’t wait the CHOP/CHAZ pop-ups and chalk paintings from the masses of the unemployed. Oh yes, y’all will get something done alright. Seattle is on its way to being freaking COOKED. Well charked by the time Katie Wilson’s term comes to an end. You think Seattle is Dying now, you have not seen anything yet.

As for the rest of us and some of the smart “rich” people she and her constituents want to take from so that they can continue to be the bloodsucking, soul-drain on society they are? Our wagons will hopefully be hitched and headed to a new frontier. Far away from that witch and The Emerald City.

So, BYYYYYEEEE.

Photo Credit: Wilson for Seattle Campaign, CC BY-SA 4.0 , via Wikimedia Commons