Once upon a time in the West (the real West, not the Sergio Leone film), there was a thousand years of May Day history before the Communists took over but illiterate children are incapable of reading it. The little darlings cannot read but they are sponges for the anger and bitterness that their victimizing teachers pour into their skulls full of mush.

In the times before the 20th Century, May Day involved dancing around the May Pole to celebrate the arrival of Spring, fertility and a great year for crops. In Gaelic countries, the celebrations were called Beltrane. In Rome, the celebrations were called Floralia.

Then the Communism of the 20th Century reared its ugly, jealous and murderous heads and now your cherubs aren’t sweetly dancing around the May Pole, they are chanting “May Day Strong” and protesting for better treatment for the workers of the world. It is not a real protest if you don’t have a chant or protest dancers.

Here is the call to action from Third Act:

May Day Strong – National Day of Action (May 1st)
On May 1, 2026, workers, students, and families rally, march, and take action across the country to demand a nation that puts workers over billionaires, with many refusing business as usual through No School. No Work. No Shopping.

May 1 will be a coordinated day of action where we are demanding:

Tax the rich so our families, not their fortunes, come first.
ICE Out. No private army serving authoritarian power.
Expand democracy, not corporate power. Defend free and fair elections not a rigged disaster.

That stuff makes the roots of my hair hurt. I want to be voted off the island without the Tax the Rich and ICE out people. From Jay Costa of Pennsylvania comes this Disneyfied version of Workers’ Rights.

This May Day, we honor the workers who keep our communities strong. Proud to stand with you, fighting for fair wages, safe workplaces, and dignity on the job. 💪 pic.twitter.com/qoEgZejEL8

— Jay Costa (@JayCostaPA) May 1, 2026

Just spitballing here but it’s hard to build the family fortune with no school, no work, no shopping.

And another think for you is … weren’t all these muppets just cheering like 13 year old girls for Charles III. He is almost a billionaire with 900 million dollars and he IS a king.

The little halo wearing children probably don’t know why there is no school, no work, no shopping. The Commies took over the day to push their propaganda. This is from In Defense of Marxism, last year:

Since 1889, May Day has been taken up by the workers of the world as a day of celebration and struggle for the emancipation of labour. In this year of unprecedented crisis for the capitalist order, the Revolutionary Communist International sends its revolutionary greetings to our readers and to all those organising for socialist revolution around the world.

This May Day, we are also taking the opportunity to republish the following article by Trotsky. Written in 1918, it explains the development of International Workers Day from its militant, revolutionary origins to its transformation into an occasion for radical-sounding speeches by social-democratic politicians and labour movement bureaucrats, but with no connection to the international struggle of the proletariat, under the leadership of the parties of the Second International.

As Trotsky explains, the epoch of class war opened by the First World War and Russian Revolution necessitated that communists reclaim May Day as the festival of the international working class in its revolutionary struggle to overthrow capitalism.

Today too, there is a need to reclaim the genuine traditions of May Day. Every year, communists organised in the International have taken to the streets worldwide, joining thousands of other workers and young people. Last year, we were involved in demonstrations in over 23 countries, selling thousands of papers and, more importantly, meeting hundreds of potential communists.

This year, we expect to make an even bigger splash, especially as, for the first time, we will be attending these demonstrations as the Revolutionary Communist International. All around the planet, sections of the RCI will be hosting parties, rallies, and marching in demonstrations with the intention of connecting with and organising the most radical workers and youth.

Of course, these are the people who want your children equally poor, illiterate and ignorant. To that end, they most close schools where the fruit of your loins isn’t learning shite anyway. Here this Madison, WI Mom complains about the indoctrination.

Yes, the kids should be in school learning not protesting. Johnny and Janie cannot read or do math.

Key Findings from NAEP 2024
The National Assessment of Educational Progress (NAEP), also known as the Nation’s Report Card, provides a comprehensive look at student achievement across the U.S. in reading and math for grades 4, 8, and 12. The 2024 results reveal a long-term decline in academic performance:
The Nation’s Report Card

12th Grade Reading: Approximately 35% of seniors are at or above proficient, while 32% are below basic levels, marking a significant drop from 37% proficiency in 2019 and 40% in 1992.

12th Grade Math: Only about 22% of seniors meet or exceed proficiency standards, indicating a historic low in math achievement.

8th Grade Science: Around 31% of students perform at or above proficient levels, showing similar challenges in science education.

As a taxpayer, this is embarrassing. Below is the result of the current educational system.

🚨 NOW: Protestors are attempting to CHAIN themselves to the New York Stock Exchange in NYC

They’re blaming others for the fact they’re poor.

Maybe they’d be less poor if they were WORKING instead of doing this BS in the middle of the work day. pic.twitter.com/p9zPxiBtdn

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 1, 2026

Leave them chained there until they beg to learn to read properly. They look like 40 year old illiterates.

If Toni were Queen of the Known Universe, you would only dance around the May Pole on May Day if you could read at grade level.

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