Socialists are always trying to reinvent themselves into the latest sexy and trendy packaging. In the 60s, Woodstock had its moments. As we glimpse into the most recent decade, there have also been the moments.
There was the Summer of Love back in 2020, followed by a surge in what some liked to call “body positivity”. Read: overweight women with hairy armpits and purple hair ranting about the patriarchy, screaming in the faces of law enforcement. There was Kamala Harris’ Brat Summer, followed by the leftover Woodstock hippies and their drumming circles. There were the wacky, wild, inflatable costume-wearing ICE protestors. There were the naked cyclists. 2026 marks a different brand coming into the socialist brand. Enter Sexy Socialist Summer.
Young Gen-Z voters are donning their Lululenins and going for a jog to the voting booths in the hopes of free grocery stores and government subsidized housing. They love the ever-so provoking, Jew-hating podcast host, Hezbollah Hasan. So sexy, he wipes his a$$ with The Constitution. Note, clip NSFW:
— Monakll (@monnakll) August 9, 2026
Sexy.
Then, there’s the dog-killing doctor, Abdul El-Sayed:
He’s so handsome, and he’s a doctor! Also, he’s a great husband and father. He wants to pass Medicare for all. We’re so proud of him!”
Says one random Instagram follower.
Detroit Animal Control officer Brittany Roberts, alleged animals died from inadequate food and medical care, were kept in filthy conditions and were subjected to other mistreatment, according to The Daily Mail. Roberts also reportedly alleged she was demeaned, harassed and ultimately fired after reporting the problems. The lawsuit landed the same month — and shortly before — the city moved Animal Control from the Detroit Police Department to the Health Department led by El-Sayed.”-Red State
Dogs are Haram in Islam, after all. But this was not a religious extermination of “filthy animals”, nor was it even condemned in the least by PETA. El-Sayed was being a public servant.
Is this who we want representing us? Total lack of empathy; that’s worrisome folks, not just for animals.
— bob davis (@13jeep24Bob) August 15, 2026
But he works out, habibi. The sexy animal murderer he is.
One cannot neglect the Mayor with the winsome, pearly whites, who would gladly shiv you when you’re not looking, NYC’s very own, Zohran Mamdani. Zohran started the “Hot Girls for Socialism” movement.
But Sexy Socialist Summer is not limited to Muslim men who would argue for killing their wives before divorcing them. Enter the Sexy Socialist Women of the Summer of ’26.
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is not new to this game. After all, everybody wants to sleep with her. Sexy Sandy caused a social media uproar recently when she announced the end of her engagement and that she has frozen her eggs in the name of “reproductive freedom” or something. Her 2021 Met Gala dress, however was soooo 2021 Woke 1. Woke 2 in 2026? Not much different than “crazy” Woke 1. AOC is still a proud member of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA). The same DSA who wants to abolish the police, open borders, to “tax the hell out of the rich” (whatever that means) and open borders. AOC is also the DSA darling for the 2028 Presidential Ticket.
Enter Melat Kiros, who also started her very own wave of “Cuties for Kiros” fangirls.
Yeah. Um, you know, I wrote the article cuz after October 7th, um, it felt like there were very different responses to what had happened…and I was like, what is missing from this conversation where I could look at this as, you know, an inevitable consequence of apartheid of of occupation, decades of occupation, and somebody else could look at what Israel’s response was and say, ‘No, that’s what we need to do. They need to be leveled. This is too much of a unique evil.’ So, I wrote that article trying to add in some of the context that I think was missing for some folks…”-Milat Kiros
This is what she told Hasan Piker. In other words, he thinks we deserved 9/11 and Milat Kiros thinks Israel deserved October 7th. Sexy. Cute. Edgy, even.
According to Tufts University’s Jonathan M. Tisch College of Civic Life, 84% of female voters between the ages of 18 to 29 backed Mamdani in the mayoral race.
But why?
First, young people are especially susceptible to ideas that are viewed in the public as “new” or trendy. New York City has never had an openly socialist mayor. Furthermore, socialism is marketable on paper—reeking of empathy and the illusion of serving the poor, which taps on the God-given female emotion of compassion. Of course, men have that emotion too, but speaking in broad generalities, women naturally have an inclination toward maternal care.
The second reason Mamdani likely captured New York City’s young female vote was recently pointed out by social media influencer Ashton Cohen. The feminist movement, as Cohen explains in a video on Instagram, promised women happiness and fulfillment if they went to an impressive college, built a powerful career, and rejected marriage and motherhood, instead using sex for pleasure.
Many millennials and Gen-Z women were raised on the feminist message, and now they find themselves buried under student loan debt, unable to buy a home because of the sky-high cost of living, working a job that is not as fun or fulfilling as they thought, and alone because they rejected marriage.”-Virginia Allen, The Daily Signal
Being alone and drowning in debt is not sexy to most of us. But free stuff and a relief from debt is promising to young people struggling to make it. Been there, done that in my 20s and I fell for it, too so I am not faulting you wet-behind-the-ears sorority sisters.
But dressing up the dumpster of socialism is what these new-wave socialists are doing because face it, Bernie Sanders is not at all sexy. The doctor who bench-presses is. The guy who calls his wife, “the love of his life” and holds community scavenger hunts and knitting circles makes the young women’s ovaries scream. And the ambitious woman who freezes her eggs because “not now” and announces it to the world, while donning $120-dollar Lululemon leggings during a morning jaunt for her ten-dollar latte says everything about Sexy Socialism.
This trick has been tried before. It is the same pig with a different shade of lipstick. And, speaking of pigs? Hey Hasan, Zohran and Abdul? You know what else is damn sexy? A guy who loves his DOG and eats bacon.
Featured Photo: Original Artwork by VG, Darleen Click
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