Hillary Clinton: How to Lose 2020

Hillary Clinton: How to Lose 2020

From the files of “We Seriously Did Not Make This Up” comes Hillary Clinton. The former 2016 presidential hopeful came out of the woodwork long enough to offer some advice to her fellow Democratic hopefuls.

Corn Pops In The Morning Courtesy Of “Gangsta” Joe

Corn Pops In The Morning Courtesy Of “Gangsta” Joe

Get out the popcorn…err..uh, Corn Pops. Joe Biden has recounted his infamous “run-in” with a gangster named Corn Pop for our amusement.

Jagger: The Latest Relic To Push The Climate Change Agenda

Jagger: The Latest Relic To Push The Climate Change Agenda

Now, from Celebrityville, we bring you the latest and greatest from the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Virtue-Signaling fame. Enter Mick Jagger.

Twisted Scripture, Buttigieg And His Sanctimonious White Horse

Twisted Scripture, Buttigieg And His Sanctimonious White Horse

Pete Buttigieg rode in on his white horse to radio show, The Breakfast Club with Charlamagne Tha God yesterday morning in an appeal to black voters, to…

Ted Takes Alyssa To School: We Know Who’s The Boss

Ted Takes Alyssa To School: We Know Who’s The Boss

Alyssa Milano has been riding the gravy train of being a liberal authority” on guns, abortion and women’s rights, shamelessly hopping on every single caboose she can…

Technicality Prevents Justice For Kate Steinle

Technicality Prevents Justice For Kate Steinle

Justice for Kate Steinle and her family was thrown out yesterday based on a technicality. Steinle was walking on a San Francisco pier with her father when…

Comedic Gold: Millennials “Badass” in AOC’s Eyes

Comedic Gold: Millennials “Badass” in AOC’s Eyes

For a while there, we thought Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dropped off the face of the earth. But alas, our socialist darling comes out of her cave for some…

Punchy Pelosi: Doing It For The Children

Punchy Pelosi: Doing It For The Children

Punchy Nancy Pelosi is making predictions that 2020 is going to get ugly. So much so, that if Republicans punch, Democrats must be ready to punch back….

Marcotte: Republicans Want to Take Your Birth Control

Marcotte: Republicans Want to Take Your Birth Control

Why? Because they “don’t want women to have it”. That is the latest nonsense from Salon’s Amanda Marcotte, anyway. And we’re the fear-mongers!

Dueling Protests in Portlandia: Keeping Things Weird

Dueling Protests in Portlandia: Keeping Things Weird

Hold off on that trip to Voodoo Doughnuts, unless you want to be part of the chaos of dueling protests in Portland today. But if you’re Antifa,…

Indoctrination Begins For The College-Bound

Indoctrination Begins For The College-Bound

The bittersweet moments of young adults venturing off to college for the first time looms about us. Colleges are taking every opportunity they can to seize incoming,…

Blame Capitalism For The Wrongs of The World

Blame Capitalism For The Wrongs of The World

Media outlets now have a new M.O. for placing blame for the wrongs of the world. They’ve attacked (and will continue to attack) Trump. They’ve attacked anybody…

Ferguson Five Years Later: It’s Not All Black and White

Ferguson Five Years Later: It’s Not All Black and White

Five years ago, 18 year-old Michael Brown Jr. was shot by a police officer in Ferguson, Missouri. The New York Times called it the “catalyst” for the…

Hunting Humans in Dayton and on the Big Screen

Hunting Humans in Dayton and on the Big Screen

The Dayton shooter, whose name I will not use, fantasized about hunting for humans. According to former friend Ian Himes, the shooter was a meth head who called…

Dear Woke Left, We Are Racists

Dear Woke Left, We Are Racists

Dear Woke Left, Thank you so much for pointing out that we are racists. Honestly, we don’t know if we could have done this without you. Truthfully,…

Saikat Chakrabarti, Chief of Staff To AOC Is Out

Saikat Chakrabarti, Chief of Staff To AOC Is Out

Saikat Chakrabarti, chief of staff to fellow Squad Member, AOC is out and is departing the office, according to reports made yesterday.

Welcome To Seattle: Man Who Damages Cars, Attacks Strangers Out On Bail

Welcome To Seattle: Man Who Damages Cars, Attacks Strangers Out On Bail

Welcome to just another crazed summer in Seattle, gang. A few days ago, this is what Seattleites experienced downtown on the commute home:

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