Hunter Biden is not afraid of smoking crack and sleeping with strippers and prostitutes. What is he afraid of? Catching COVID-19, apparently.

Hunter Biden is scheduled to appear in court for a child support deposition in Arkansas. Back in the day, you know, after he slept with and broke up with his brother’s widow, Hunter Biden, flying high on cocaine and heaven knows what else, nursed his wounds at a strip club in Washington D.C. That is where he met Lunden Roberts (aka “Dallas). Their tryst resulted in a pregnancy and child with a paternity test pointing positively to Hunter. But alas, Hunter Biden is concerned about traveling to attend this deposition. Why? He claims it’s “unsafe” to travel to the Arkansas court because air travel may expose him to COVID-19.

Travel restrictions have been implemented both domestically and internationally, particularly on airlines, due to the coronavirus.

Setting aside personal endangerment, [Biden] reasonably believes that such travel unnecessarily exposes his wife and unborn child to this virus.” –Brett Langdon, Hunter Biden Attorney

Such a giver, that Hunter Biden. Out of concern for his family, he does not want to travel and make them sick. His attorney drones on:

The tremendously elevated media scrutiny creates some physical risks and logistics difficulties with travel to Arkansas.

[It] invades the privacy of [Biden] and his 8 and a half month pregnant wife, threatens to complicate the Court’s ability to conduct a public hearing, creates a highly prejudicial environment from [Biden], and cannot be in the child’s or his mother’s interest in any way.” –Brett Langdon

Ironically, Biden asked for a postponement to the deposition previously until April. Yes, when most the key Democratic primaries are over, conveniently.

@JoeBiden your son Hunter is not man enough to travel to Arkansas for his paternity deposition because of #COVID19 but there are no #COVID19 cases in Arkansas. Don’t want to turn over those financial records?

— Chip Crook (@DuckhuntinDawg) March 11, 2020

As of right now, the CDC has not placed any travel restrictions to destinations within the U.S. Is poor Hunter cracked-out again and thinking he has to go to Italy for this deposition? Someone tell Hunter that he is needed in Arkansas. I mean, I get it. Chartering a private jet would be out of the question in this case. After all, Hunter Biden is pretending to be a pauper so he could weasel his way out of child support of a 17-month old. His current wife should take heed and see this as one HUGE red flag but what can I say, some women never learn. Hunter Biden is also trying to keep his financial documentation under wraps for fear of how it will impact his senile old dad and his bid for the 2020 Presidency. We see what he and his attorneys are doing here. This is not about the supposed “safety” of his wife and soon-to-be-born, fifth child. Personally, I think a person like Hunter Biden is incapable of providing that level of consideration for someone else and their well-being.

Hey, Hunter-you DO know that the air in a jet goes through HEPA filters, right? These filters, in some cases, are the same HEPA filters found in hospital operating rooms across the country. That little vent that opens above your seat, Hunter? That air comes through one of these HEPA filters designed to filter out 99.97% of microbes, dust, pollen, mold, and any airborne particles that are 0.3 microns (µm) in size. In fact, unless you’re seated next to someone who has super droplets of infectious disease, the air on the plane is cleaner than the air in most office buildings.

Hunter Biden now, all of a sudden, after his years upon years of being the screw-up son of Joe Biden, wants to do the right thing. He doesn’t want to get his wife and baby-on-the-way sick. He doesn’t want to ruin his dad’s reputation in time for the nomination nod. He is taking the moral high ground and abstaining from flying! The judge in Biden’s case, Holly Meyer, is not having it and stated Biden needed to make himself available for the deposition “unless his hair was on fire”. Whether that is via phone or in person, it’s anyone’s guess. Hair or pants are not on fire just yet but seriously, the excuses and reasoning just doesn’t fly. Apparently, neither does Hunter Biden.

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