Alexandria’s Stupid Word Salad With Reagan Dressing

Alexandria’s Stupid Word Salad With Reagan Dressing

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave a rambling dissertation on stuff at Austin’s SXSW this afternoon. In just one hour she dumped multitudes of head scratchers on us all. There…

Former Colorado Gov John Hickenlooper Announces For President

Former Colorado Gov John Hickenlooper Announces For President

To no great surprise of anyone here in Colorado, former Governor John Hickenlooper dropped a video announcing his run for President. He’s a long shot for numerous…

‘Darling, Is The Wind Blowing?’ Trump Skewers AOC And Green New Deal At #CPAC

‘Darling, Is The Wind Blowing?’ Trump Skewers AOC And Green New Deal At #CPAC

Trump just finished speaking at CPAC 2019. The speech itself lasted for nearly two hours and Trump covered a wide range of topics. Among those topics? Alexandria…

Rolling Stone Features Four Women Who Will Shape America’s Future By Destroying It

Rolling Stone Features Four Women Who Will Shape America’s Future By Destroying It

Rolling Stone has decided that Nancy Pelosi, Ilhan Omar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Jahana Hayes are THE women who will be shaping our future. It’ll be a future…

$94 Trillion For Green New Deal Is Pocket Change To Democrats

$94 Trillion For Green New Deal Is Pocket Change To Democrats

We all know that AOC’s Green New Deal is a mess of epic proportions. We all know that climate change is a hoax science considering that hockey…

AOC Says Stop Having Children

AOC Says Stop Having Children

In our latest installment of “Sh*t AOC Says,” we find that our ballsy but braindead congressgirl from NYC has yet more advice for the nation. That’s because…

Dianne Feinstein Says No Thanks To Sunrise Movement Kids Green New Deal Push

Dianne Feinstein Says No Thanks To Sunrise Movement Kids Green New Deal Push

Ever since AOC announced the Green New Deal, the jokes have been writing themselves. I mean seriously, the airline industry and farting cows are a menace to…

Markey Snivels About Green New Deal Sabotage While “Spartacus” Says Vegans Will Fix Planet!

Markey Snivels About Green New Deal Sabotage While “Spartacus” Says Vegans Will Fix Planet!

The Green New Deal rollout has been the best political comedy show EVER! We have Dems and media trying to tell us the FAQ sheet was actually…

GND Undergoes Mysterious Overhaul

GND Undergoes Mysterious Overhaul

Remember last week when Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed her ‘Green New Deal’? The GND would save the world by getting rid of airplanes and cow farts. It…

Green New Deal, Pink Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Pipe Dreams

Green New Deal, Pink Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Pipe Dreams

The Green New Deal may be the dumbest piece of legislation ever submitted. Conservatives rightly attacked it as so much panic-inducing horseshit, and even Nancy Pelosi gave…

Spartacus To The Moon! Cory Booker Compares Green New Deal To Moon Landing

Spartacus To The Moon! Cory Booker Compares Green New Deal To Moon Landing

This could be an entire series, ala the Ernest movies. Except it would star Cory Booker as Spartacus. Spartacus Goes To The Senate. Spartacus Questions Judges. Spartacus…

Nancy Pelosi Was Right To Mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal

Nancy Pelosi Was Right To Mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Putting aside her childish behavior during the State of the Union, let’s instead take a look at…

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