Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Tattooed Baboon” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Tattooed Baboon” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Tattooed Baboon” Edition

This is what happens when legitimate grievances against the abuses of state power are ridiculed, denied, and ignored. When those with the power to right a wrong turn their backs, retreat, or cower, hiding under black robes. If these protesters trash the Capitol Building this writer wouldn’t shed a tear. For nearly Paladin’s entire life he’s associated that massive, bloated dome of power with arbitrary commands, pointless debate, total venality, predatory taxation, and the self-regard of pompous blowhards.

Here’s looking at you, Mitch. You long ago damaged our republic forever with your craven acceptance of a weaponized left wing that tormented every American within their reach. Not to mention burning down untold numbers of hardworking Americans’ hopes and dreams.

Here’s looking at you, Mitt. Paladin prays you can never take commercial flights again without being subjected to harsh questions. Bush, Cheney, Rove – Paladin regrets ever voting for your gang.

Pence, you can’t run far enough. Your legacy of electoral cowardice will chase you down through history. Watch as the boneless wonder goes full Brutus by sending out donation pleas on behalf of his Caesar, even as he assassinates an election. Yours was the deepest cut.


“. . . (sic) several senators, calling themselves “Liberators”, plotted to assassinate him [Caesar]. They recruited Brutus, who took a leading role in the assassination, which was carried out successfully on 15 March 44 BC. The Senate, at the request of the Consul Mark Antony, granted amnesty to the assassins. However, a popular uprising forced Brutus and his brother-in-law, fellow assassin Gaius Cassius Longinus, to leave the City of Rome.”  

, you were spirited out of the Capitol building, now don’t stop.

Paladin withdraws that analogy, as unfair to Brutus. No, Pence – you’ve gone full Benedict Arnold on your country. Alas, he got away with it, as you will.

Paladin applauds this shirtless tattooed baboon who has taken over the seat of power, if only for an hour. Paladin doesn’t know who he is or where he hails from, but he deserves a seat in that chamber as much as any who have stolen the votes required to betray their oath of office. Give him an Intelligence Committee seat or Chairmanship, like Swalwell’s.  Paladin condemns this fool’s Grand Poobah costume.  Fred Flintstone looked better in it.

As Cromwell once observed, “You have sat too long for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go.”  You Kapital Kriminal Klowns – you’re getting off easy. The scrotum polishers, those spineless Men-in-Black, you’re getting off even easier. Magazine Quislings, death spiral Fox News , the rest of youspittoon swabbers—your ship has sunk.

Swamp Dwellers pf DC, you have suffered a violated chamber.  Yet by your actions and inactions, by your incompetence and corruption you have wrecked this country. This eruption is no insurrection but a cry of rage by those without a voice, without recourse, without anyone having their back. Who are we?  We are the heavy workers who keep this country afloat, fed, protected, no we didn’t go to college, no we didn’t go to Wall Street, no we’re not in Hollywood, or have a tenured professorshipbut we can defend ourselves from your misrule. And in the clumsiest way possible we are defending ourselves now.  We know our lives are at stake. That was clear when you elite ruling class allowed left wing storm troopers to burn downour cities. While you handwringers in congress, those of you without honor have sought to take our honor, by stealing an election.  An election which is not yours to steal. But you did steal anyway. And defy us and to the world to stop you, and in doing so, you have waived any requirement of our loyalty.

Now spare us endless nostrums of “violence has no place” andonly peaceful protest” and “respect for law and order” apparently the inner sanctum of power was more important than this woman protester who was shot. Yes, the room itself was more important than you.

A “security professional” shot you down, firing blindly into a crowd. Perhaps he panicked at no real threat. Perhaps, he just needed to demonstrate who was boss.  Will he retire under a cloud?  Will he be subjected to the vilification we have come to expect of the A.C.A.B. anti-Police Black Hoodies? No, they’ll give this one a medal. None of those MAGA people were armed.  And still an unarmed MAGA woman was shot. Oh, no sorry – not totally unarmed – she was carrying a blue Trump flag. Weapon of choice. Can’t be fired. Can’t be reloaded. And not much use as body armor in the war zone of a corrupt sewer.



Featured photo was found here, and has been cropped and modified for this article. 

  • Pamela Garber says:

    Can you please make framed copies of this and send to those in the congo line of Republican relics?

  • Teslaca says:

    Bravo Paladin. You’ve very eloquently said what I and many others think and feel but don’t have the words for. What a terrible disappointment all these swamp dwellers are.

  • Teslaca says:

    It’s sad that when these swamp dwellers’ place of business was disrupted, the politicians are shocked and outraged. and they claim they won’t stand for it (as they scurry away trembling). But when small businesses were burned, looted and the owners beaten and even killed by rioters in the past year, where was the outrage?

  • NTSOG says:

    For years Hillary’s followers and fellow Democrats have denigrated the conservative and hard-working, mostly Caucasian, ‘deplorables’ who built the country and on whose shoulders it still stands. They have turned a blind to assault, arson, looting, intimidation, abuse and the deliberate racial discrimination and denigration of people by the woke or progressive socialist-left because they have been born with white skin, are Christian and live in rural areas away from big cities where the so-called ‘important’ people live. What did the Democrats expect? When people are backed into a corner humiliated and told they are worthless they either crumble or they explode. I doubt though that the Democrats and the sycophantic news services have any understanding of how people behave under such circumstances. Unlike the opportunistic looting of the inner cities by the so-called victims of claimed white oppression, I doubt that there were any Nike shoes or wide screen TV taken by these angry conservatives. What’s good for the Antifa/BLM goose is good for the conservative gander. The Democrats are now reaping what they have sewn over the last four years or so by their spiteful and divisive actions towards over half the population.

  • John Wilson says:

    That dude has been photographed at BLM rallies.

    • Paladin says:

      Yes, apparently BLM/Antifa shock troops infiltrated the rally. As for that loon on the podium — he fits right in Congress, give him a statue in the Rotunda.

  • George V says:

    An interesting thought experiment is to imagine what would have happened if those who occupied the capitol building had, after gaining entry:
    – Furled the American and Trump flags
    – Broke out banners that said “Defund the Police” and “End Capitalism Now”
    – Chanted “The people united will never be defeated”, “This is what democracy looks like” and “Si Se Puede”

    I think Democrat congressmen and some Republicans would have swarmed out of their hidey-holes and joined in.

  • Maureen from Regina says:

    During the lockdown I renovated by basement – took out everything and started from scratch. Sometimes that is what is needed rather than trying to fix this, fix that, make some changes there and there. I think the US and other countries are at that point. Trump made a good stab at trying to reform government and he failed, Maybe all countries need to be burned to the ground and maybe they can be rebuilt.

  • Fionacat says:

    The idiot in the buffalo hat is a member of QAnon, that group of idiots who promote every loony conspiracy theory they can come up with just to get people stirred up and keep them stirred up. He goes around with a sign that says, “QAnon sent me”. He was carrying that sign at the BLM event in Arizona.

  • Quentin Q Quill says:

    Maybe the Qanon guy with the horns is more common in his Qanon beliefs than many people realize. I’ve talked with two people from county republican offices who are Qanon followers. They didn’t’ wear horns, paint their faces, or wear crazy costumes, but they were most definitely Qanon adherents One was probably as crazy as the horn guy in her beliefs. .

    Oh, and Paladin, it’s weird when people refer to themselves in the third person.

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