Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Our darling Darleen is on vacation this week. She has permitted me to host this Round Table in her stead. However, this is the first day of my birthday week and so we are having Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label Brut Champagne. There’s coffee and tea, too. Also, we have bagels and cream cheese from Brooklyn, New York. They are to die for.

Just so you know, I did NOT talk to Senator Mitch McConnell late last week for twenty minutes. I wonder if he wrote Graham Platner’s rambling speech for him suspending his campaign, hmmm.

Have a sip and a schmear, then let’s discuss.

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