Welp, now that House of Cards is done, Netflix is in talks with none other than Barack and Michelle.

Pass us the gag bags, please. From The New York Times:

Former President Barack Obama is in advanced negotiations with Netflix to produce a series of high-profile shows that will provide him a global platform after his departure from the White House, according to people familiar with the discussions. Under terms of a proposed deal, which is not yet final, Netflix would pay Mr. Obama and his wife, Michelle, for exclusive content that would be available only on the streaming service, which has nearly 118 million subscribers around the world. The number of episodes and the formats for the shows have not been decided.

After all, Barack and Michelle Obama have been out of the spotlight since the election of Trump, it is understandable that they would want some attention, right? Why should Trump have all the fun?! Poor Barack has been put in the corner and it’s all Donald, Donald, Donald! We are so sure that Obama cannot stand this.

The series/shows (yet to be decided) are rumored to not serve as a platform for Obama to “directly respond” to Trump’s policies. We know, King of the Passive-Aggressive has more class than that.

Barack and Michelle Obama in Talks for Their Own Netflix TV Show – Hopefully it will be called "Prison Wives! "

— R. Wolfe (@WhoWolfe) March 10, 2018

We have come up with our own list for your reading pleasure. Heck, with this list, the Obamas can have their own channel! Hold my beer…the line up is as follows:

6am News: Don’t Believe Your Eyes, Believe Us
7am Game Show: If You Like It, You Can Keep It.
8am Home Improvement: Flip This White House (yes, get rid of that pesky Churchill bust…)
9am Fashion: Say “Yes” to the (Ugly) Dress
10am Food: Nutritious School Lunches with Michelle

11am-2pm: Midday siesta time with news from only CNN and MSBC and reruns-of Barry and Michelle’s various and sundry talk show appearances from days of yore.

2pm Fitness: Michelle’s Bootilicious Workout

3pm Life hacks: Straight Outta Chicago with BHO: Community Organizing Tips For The Pajama Boy Living in Your Basement

4pm Reality: America’s Next Top President

5pm: I was once a Golfing President: Mulligans and Tips

6pm-9pm: More news from CNN and MSBC and yet more flashbacks to the glory days of the Obama “Dynasty”.

Late Night Programming:

9pm: The Apprentice featuring Malia Obama and her internship with Lena Dunham and Girls. (You may need blinders for this one.)

10pm: The Choom Gang with Barry and Snoop-Dogg.

Big-money advertisers? Planned Parenthood, any anti-NRA outfit, Hawaiian Island Tourism, Martha’s Vineyard Tourism, Golf Courses Everywhere (except Mar-a-Lago). Do you have any more show ideas? Pass the popcorn!