It’s been a week of scandal for “oyster farmer”, Graham Platner. A week the Maine Democrat hopes to put behind him as he clinched the primary last night.

We are all groaning over here, but, in reality, we knew it was going to happen. Graham Platner, in his nazi tattooed glory, was favored to win. Even though his, uh, behavior, and his rape fantasies, were “hard to stomach for some”.

It’s not surprising that the socialist stands with the Nazi. Same thing, different name.

— Mick In RI🇺🇸 (@MickInTheIsland) June 9, 2026

The Associated Press called the race for Platner at 9:23 pm ET, just over an hour after the polls closed in Maine. He jumped to an early lead with 75% of the vote with just 8% of the ballots counted, beating Gov. Janet Mills, who stopped campaigning in April.”-The New York Post

Platner took to the stage in a victory speech.He’s far from perfect, he says.

He was just a kid who picked blueberries and then went off to fight for his country. The fact that he even uttered “Semper Fidelis” on Memorial Day makes me want to vomit as a Marine wife.

I’m still far from perfect. Every day, I try to wake up a little bit better, and a little bit kinder than I was the day before. And if you give me the chance, I will be a Senator for the people who cannot afford to buy a Senator.”-Graham Platner

Oh, Mylanta! The humblebrag! Platner tries to wake up and be a better version of himself every morning. Perhaps he should revisit a conversation paid with a sincere apology to Army veteran, Ted Daniels, for wishing him dead. Or for calling all cops “bastards“. Maybe, one morning, upon waking, Platner will decide to be a “better version of himself” and not hop on the website known as the “Predator’s Paradise” to solicit erotic massages from underage girls.

After all, he’s been offered so much grace. Grace abounds, eluding to the hymn, Amazing Grace:

I am not a deeply religious man and yet I cannot help but think tonight about a hymn. I once was lost, but now am found. Found because of the grace of the people of Maine.”-Graham Platner

Of course, he’s not “deeply religious”, he’s a freaking communist. He believes in The State as his one, true god. But, Graham Platner has been given more grace than he deserves, you see. The grace granted to him was apparently from the sea of white-haired, liberal, frumpy, white women standing on that stage and grinning from ear-to-ear. THEY voted for this. They all gave him grace for cheating on his wife and beating up his girlfriends. They gave him grace for jacking off in public toilets. They gave him grace for his nazi tattoo (his Totenkopf). Those numb nuts at the ballot box and on that stage are actually smiling and sharing in the victory of this guy. One grey-haired, white woman stood next to Platner with a sign that read: “We are your Grahamilly. We’ve got your back”.

Something tells me that if Platner chose to have a woman “have his back”, that she is not his type. He likes ’em much younger.

I’ve always thought the state of Maine was a little weird but this is scary weird. This is Deliverance-nazi-inbred-dopey-backwoods-weird. This is even beyond Stephen King weird. And speaking of the Maine author…

stephen king writes horror novels
graham planter writes horror texts to women@StephenKing @grahamformaine https://t.co/Vm4YuayXGl

— Anonymous (@Lupita_Basura) June 10, 2026

Of course, he did.

Liberals had better not call anyone on the right a fascist ever again after nominating an actual Nazi. Pathetic.

— EstesParkHawk (@EstesParkHawk) June 10, 2026

Imagine Trump saying we were going into Iran like “SS killing machines”. Or Trump being discovered on Kik, shirtless, in nothing but a smile, a towel and a nazi tattoo.

In February 2023, an Evansville man was sentenced to eight years for distributing CSAM on Kik.

In January 2023, a Missouri man pleaded guilty to CSAM charges, admitting he used several Kik accounts to view and distribute CSAM for at least two years. He also stated that he was a member of at least 50 groups on Kik that were dedicated to trading CSAM.

In January 2023, the admin of a Kik group dedicated to trading CSAM was sentenced to 30 years in prison.

In January 2023, a former ABC news producer arrested for receiving and distributing CSAM on Kik.”-–endsexualexploittation.org

CSAM is Child Sexual Abuse Material. Graham Platner is on this platform. He still has an active profile. So, really, he’s not that much of a better version of himself. He took the shirtless, towel pic off the profile but did not delete the actual profile. That should be telling.

Maine is hosed come November and we could as a whole be, too. Susan Collins or this guy. These are the choices. Believe all (the white) women in Maine on that stage who voted for this schmuck. I will say it again because it bears repeating. The ones who kept calling our president a bigot, a pedophile, an abuser, a nazi, voted for an actual bigot-pedo-abuser- nazi. THEY did this. THEY truly hate us all.

Feature Photo Credit: Original artwork by Victory Girls Darleen Click