There’s this meme going around the Internet that discourages criticism of the student activists involved in the latest opportunistic push for gun control. Generation Snowflake is comparing itself to the Founding Fathers, because of the similarities in age, trying to answer valid criticisms of their ignorance about domestic policy, constitutional law, and the philosophy of natural rights. They are also incapable of rational thought, and often hump logical fallacies and contradictions like rabid badgers during mating season, but we can’t criticize them because they’re the same age as some of the Founders.

But we’re supposed to listen to Generation Snowflake, because they somehow have the moral authority to speak on domestic policies about which they know exactly jack and shit?

We’re supposed to refrain from criticism about their obviously uninformed opinions, because they’ve been through what had to be a traumatic experience?

We’re supposed to ignore their errors in reasoning, false equivalencies, and flawed analysis fed to them by groups with obvious political agendas, because our Founding Fathers were around the same age when they took up arms and started a revolution?

Hate to tell you this, Snowflakes, but people like Henry Lee, Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burr, and Lafayette took up actual ARMS – things you want to see banned – and went to war against a tyrannical government. They bled. They fought. Hamilton was an aide-de-camp to General George Washington at the ripe old age of about 21.

When he was about 14 or 15, Hamilton ran the import-export firm Beekman and Cruger – yeah, was in charge of it –  while the owner was at sea. Hamilton took the Bar exam and passed after a few months of self-study, and didn’t even finish college, because Kings College – now Columbia University – closed due to British occupation.

Lafayette was a military captain by the time he was 18 years old, which is when he also became a father – quite a responsibility!

Aaron Burr was admitted to the College of New Jersey (that would be Princeton, if you wondered) as a sophomore when he was 13, and graduated with a Bachelor’s degree at the age of 16.

Nathan Hale was an intelligence officer at the ripe old age of 21 and was executed by the British for his intelligence gathering activities. When he was 20 years old, Hale joined Connecticut militia and became a first lieutenant after five months.

These were accomplished men, who proved themselves in battle and stood up and fought actual tyranny.

Meanwhile, you easily manipulated, hysterical children eat Tide pods, forcing idiot, reactionary legislators to consider new regulations to protect idiots like you; think social media = education and refuse to delve deeper and learn, because it’s just toooooo haaaaaard; can’t do basic research to determine how your local sheriff’s department chain of command works; expect participation trophies for merely breathing; and get so triggered at the mere mention of a gun in the classroom – even if it’s a teacher reassuring his students that he would risk his life protecting them and rationally discussing arming teachers and increasing school security – that you have to be accompanied out of class lest you clutch your pearls too hard and strangle yourselves in the process!

[Timothy] Locke allegedly said that a similar shooting could happen at Cherry Hill and he would put himself between the gunman and the students.

Most of the students reportedly didn’t have a problem with Locke’s comments, but one was so distraught by the comments she was escorted to the administration by another teacher. Locke’s bag was searched and he was required to undergo a physical and psychological exam.

“Most students were fine with the comments,” Fox News reported on Friday. “But at least one, who spoke anonymously to local media said the remarks verged on reckless.”

And these are the laundry detergent-eating, selfie-obsessed, Robitussin-slurping, choking game-playing, triggered by everything, bath salt-snorting cretins have the unmitigated gall to compare yourself to our Founding Fathers – some of the most educated, passionate, intelligent men who ever lived – and who put their money where their mouths were and went to battle for their ideals???

Are we really supposed to take these snot-nosed crumb crunchers seriously?

These are the imbeciles who necessitate the creation of videos such as this, but they think they’re actually on par with the men who helped create the greatest nation in the world – the very same nation these halfwit adolescents are trying to destroy, aided by opportunistic swine who see an opening to exploit grief and ignorance, as well as their own attention-whoring egos.

Perhaps if Generation Snowflake just went to school and learned history, civics, politics, economics, and other topics of importance, they wouldn’t get confused about who needs to be held responsible for school shootings, and maybe – just maybe they would learn about the Bill of Rights, about free speech, about freedom of association, and about why the right to keep and bear arms was included in said document in the first place.

But gosh! How can possibly get educated when there’s attention to be had, and when teachers’ unions are the ones organizing school walkouts instead of teaching teaching children?

And if you doubt this is about attention, just take a look at this interview right around the 1:55 mark, and listen to Emma Gonzalez “courageously” claim how she’s going right back to that school once it opens…

…”unless we have interviews or somewhere to be.”

Because they didn’t have time to stand with their peers, because they’ve been “working so hard.”

And yet, these entitled, sniveling, uneducated, ignorant children think they can be compared to our Founding Fathers??? Give me a break.

There’s a line performed by Aaron Burr in the musical “Hamilton,” when a rash and immature Alexander Hamilton asks Burr for advice about how to get ahead. “Talk less. Smile more.”

Generation Snowflake would do well to take Aaron Burr’s advice.