Cristina Cuomo And Her Virus Slaying Weird Science

Cristina Cuomo And Her Virus Slaying Weird Science

Cristina Cuomo And Her Virus Slaying Weird Science

Weird Science Alert! Chris and Cristina Cuomo’s healthcare routine during the three week quarantine period will guarantee a Coronavirus cure! 

After I dug into her protocols, I was left picking up my jaw up off the floor and shaking my head in disbelief. 

First of all, the diet regimen is something else. When you look at the menus, I had to ask, did she cook all of that? Did the kids? Or was there a housekeeper staying with them? 

Lots of soups, beet daal, veggies and more. All good things to have for anyone’s diet at any time. It is also a very expensive diet! One that many across the U.S. cannot afford. And some of it is off-putting. Her super duper liver cleansing drink will cleanse something alright. 

Need Vitamin D? Great! At least two pills a day, PLUS thirty minutes in their own sauna. Was the sauna in the basement? You know, because that is where Chris supposedly stayed 24/7 during the entire two weeks he was quarantined. Never mind that encounter with the cyclist over Easter Weekend in the Hamptons. Nothing to see there folks, move smartly along!

Let’s look at what other types of weird science Cristina had going on. Let’s take some Tylenol for the first week. Then back off of it because it’s harmful to the immune system. Instead they need to go with antiviral herbs such as oil of oregano. Quinine anyone? Yes, just not THAT quinine. 

“On top of this is homeopathy, which works according to the symptom picture. Potentized quinine (OXO); it’s derived from the nontoxic bark of Peruvian-grown quinine plants. It is a natural antibiotic (it’s being used in India with very good results). This is not on the market here; Dr. Linda has made this in her lab for 40 years, and I took this for my Lyme. (The medicine Plaquinol, which many doctors are using for COVID-19 is quinine, but it has negative side effects.)”

Never mind the fact that the drug has been around for 65 years. Nope, oil of oregano and OXO quinine! 

If Cuomo was supposed to be quarantined, how did he get an X-ray declaring that his lungs were clear? Supposedly Dr. Linda tested his hair during week 2. Did they Fedex the sample to her in New Mexico? 

The vitamin drips administered by someone in a full hazmat suit was quite something. And Clorox in bathwater?? WUT??

“Both days, I added ½ cup of Clorox to my bathwater to combat the radiation and metals in my system and oxygenate it.” 

Great. Now she’s touting Clorox baths as a way to miraculously add more oxygen to your body! I know Clorox has magical cleaning powers, but a giver of oxygen is definitely a new one.

Problem is, people will try this horse shit and end up in a bad way because of it. This is damned near on par with the fish tank cleaner folks in Arizona!

Full moons are pretty damned great, but who knew that it had the power to spike a fever! MAGIC!

Do I even want to know how expensive a “body charger” is? The tens unit I use does help ease tight muscles for sure. However, I must be doing it wrong if it isn’t easing my blocked energies. 

The entire routine is one of expensive foods, homeopathic drops, tinctures, and pills, along with sitting in the sauna or backyard to get some sun. I’m honestly surprised she didn’t tout the wonders of colloidal silver. 

Any genuinely helpful tips for the masses who don’t HAVE unlimited resources at hand when dealing with this? NOPE. That’s ok! She’s cured!  

Want to know how to REALLY combat this virus if you should get it? 

“My husband Mark and I are both medical professionals: he an oncologist, and I a retired community health nurse. We put all our skills to use in fighting this virus. Here are some of the things we learned that can help you if you or your loved one has just received a positive COVID diagnosis.”

Read the entire article and bookmark it. Then compare to the Cuomo routine. Yes, there are a few food and hydration similarities. But where they diverge is in the science and Clorox. 

We have enough weird science going on thanks to China and the Wuhan Coronavirus lung rot. 

Let’s not add Clorox baths, “body chargers,” PEMF’s, and full moon avoidance to the weird science virus mix. Please and thank you.

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  • Joe in PNG says:

    “Science”- you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

  • Jim says:

    But there’s no mention of the size and cost of her refrigerator and how much ice-cream she has stored! What kind of wealthy and ‘elite’ Democrat is she?

    Frankly this woman has a ‘roo loose in her top paddock as we say in Australia!

  • GWB says:

    Peruvian-grown quinine plants
    You mean the Cinchona tree, right?

    It is a natural antibiotic
    No. It isn’t. It stops a protozoa (malaria) from entering cells and reproducing. But protozoa are not bacteria.
    (I do find it fascinating that doctors think it’s the same mechanism that stops the protozoa as stops the virus. Science is sometimes funky that way.)

    quinine, but it has negative side effects
    Ummmm, ALL drugs have negative side effects. Especially at does above the recommended limit. (Hint: That’s why it’s a recommended limit.)

    added ½ cup of Clorox to my bathwater to … oxygenate [my system]
    Because there’s all this oxygen in bleach just waiting to move… through your skin? What are you, a mudskipper?
    (FYI, there’s more oxygen to liberate in the water in your bath than in the bleach you add.)

    The entire routine is one of …
    Witch doctor practice. No, actually, that’s being unfair to witch doctors.

    But then has the audacity to say he was
    Well, no, she was taking the clorox baths, while he was broadcasting from his basement.

    I will ask the question: Is she any relation to Gwyneth Paltrow?

  • James Raclawski says:

    the kiddos are trapped in this cult being brainwashed and given Ajax soaks…

  • Mike-in-Keller says:

    Mrs. Cuomo’s approach is akin to Pelosi’s let them eat very expensive ice cream — you’d have to be very rich and very entitled to do what Mrs. Cuomo did. Why aren’t you doing it? Isn’t everyone? Can’t you, too, have a Doc-in-the-car come to your home?

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