Confess Your Climate Change Bad Self!
Confess Your Climate Change Bad Self!
NBC News has decided that in order to save our climate from ourselves, confessing our climate change sins is just the ticket.
“Even those who care deeply about the planet’s future can slip up now and then. Tell us: Where do you fall short in preventing climate change? Do you blast the A/C? Throw out half your lunch? Grill a steak every week? Share your anonymous confession with NBC News.”
Yes indeed. NBC News believes that outing our bad selves, anonymously of course, is one of THE VERY BEST ways to save our planet.
This folks, shows just how absurd the climate hysteria has gotten.
Bless me, NBC, for I have sinned. It has been never since my last climate confession.
I…I use imported Wagyu steaks to power my AC, which is kept at a cool -12 degrees.
I steal plastic bottles from my neighbors just to NOT recycle them. I am truly sorry for these vile acts!
— Voluntary Zis (@TheVoluntaryZis) September 18, 2019
I flew across the Atlantic on a private plane, was picked up by a helicopter and delivered to my awaiting yacht in the Mediterranean so I could attend a climate change summit. Oh wait.. That was *insert celebrity name here.
— Becca ❤️⏳ (@BeccaSorenson) September 18, 2019
AC set to 65 degrees
Bacon and eggs in the cast iron
Two nice ribeye steaks in the fridge for tonight
SUV gassed up and ready for a day of frivolous errand running
Doing my part.
— Sean Healy (@seanhealy74) September 18, 2019
Yes, I’d say that NBC’s attempt at shaming us is has become one massive FAIL. Doubt me? Check out these screen shots of confessions.
Yes, the responses are funny as hell. But even more so it shows that many are incredibly tired of this climate change hysteria. Many of us, myself included, have had enough of the lectures from our celebrity betters and snot nosed kids who are being enabled and led by leftists with an agenda. I also believe, as do others, that the Green New Deal is a cow-farting, plane destroying money grabbing load of horse shit.
All those great and wonderful windmills dotting our landscape? They have a 20 year shelf life and are impossible to recycle.
How about all the trash in the ocean that is dumped by the biggest polluters of all – yes, I’m looking at China.
“”If you were sailing across the ocean and you’re picking up trash along the way, and for every piece of trash you pick up there is a boat right next to you dumping out five pieces. How would that make you feel?” Graves asked the teen activist, who traveled to the United States by boat to reduce her carbon footprint.
“Well, first of all, by that logic then I am also dumping a lot of trash in the ocean,” Thunberg responded. “And then I would stop dumping my trash in the ocean and ask the other boat to stop dumping their trash in the ocean as well.””
Oopsie! Did Greta just admit to dumping trash on her journey to the U.S.? Sure seems like it!
How about those electric cars? Even with consistent charging, the batteries aren’t infinite. Eight years is pretty much the average. Are they recyclable? Well…it depends upon who you ask. Meanwhile, are electric vehicles all that “green?” Not really given many of the components, especially the batteries are comprised of rare earth metals. Super green? NOT!
Greta orders us to listen to the science.
And NBC wants to shame us into falling into lockstep with the climate hysterics.
In the last week I’ve eaten steak twice, lamb once, and bison last night.
We keep our A/C at 70 degrees in the summer and 73 in the winter.
We have a gas cooktop and by damn, we will KEEP our gas cooktop thankyouverymuch.
I despise LED lightbulbs, hate low flush toilets, and waste water by rinsing our dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.
To using plastic and not giving a damn.
See? I confessed! Do I get a prize?
Memo to NBC: Please take your climate change confessional and stuff it.
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Feature Photo Credit: Screen Shot via NBC News Graphics Twitter feed, cropped and modified