Biden Threatens To Run Over The Sycophants
Biden Threatens To Run Over The Sycophants
While The Squad stumps for Hamas and tries to talk some sense into Old Man Biden (who hasn’t the foggiest notion of what is going on), Crazy Joe is threatening to run over the sycophants-err-umm-I mean journalists.
Joe Biden was test-driving the new Ford F-150 Lightning electric pickup at the Ford manufacturing plant in Dearborn, Michigan yesterday afternoon. I know what you’re thinking…he cannot even walk a straight line up the stairs of Air Force One, who let him behind the wheel?
“This sucker’s quick,” he says. Yes, Joe, more than we can say for you but that’s besides the point and perhaps stating the obvious. Biden let some information that was not supposed to be revealed slip from his tongue and the fawning media crowded him with questions whilst their hearts were palpitating…”Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President…” (GAG!) Acknowledge us, please. “Mr. President, would you buy one of these?”
The conversation quickly took a turn. It was sharper turn than Biden made in that truck. 0-60? Did he really even drive that fast? Or was it one of those vehicles that is also controlled from the passenger side? Seriously, I’d trust my 15 and a half year-old who just passed his driver’s test to handle that vehicle better than Old Man Biden. I digress. The serious question asked by one (cough) serious “journalist” after Biden went for a spin?
“Mr. President, can I ask you a quick question about Israel since it’s so important?”
Without hesitation, Joe Biden’s response was a resounding and emphatic “no”.
No, you can’t, not unless you get in front of the car as I step on it. I’m only teasing.”-Joe Biden
Biden did not promise to circle back around and answer important questions later, if he was only teasing. Instead, he sped off in an attempt to do 80 in the new Ford pickup. He could not drive away from that question fast enough, I tell you. There was a bit of awkward silence as he stopped all conversation, followed by the sycophants-I mean-journalists all joining in with uproarious laughter as Biden peeled off. You could hear someone in the background lament-“BEST TEST-DRIVER EVER!”
President Jokes About Murdering Journalists, who Clap In Glee Because he was Compassionately Just Kidding https://t.co/SE6MIdOe6i
— Razor (@hale_razor) May 18, 2021
C’mon, man! Joe Biden was only teasing! Just like he was when he called overseas American troops “stupid bastards“, right?
This is what true leadership looks like. A lighthearted exchange with the media. Not mocking physical disabilities like the Cheetoh in Chief we had before. CASE CLOSED! XoXo Coco 💋
— Coco Florentine 🌸 (@CocoFlorentine) May 18, 2021
Woah! Pump the brakes, Coco! Case Closed? Really? True leadership? If only the “journalists” threw softball questions at the Big, Bad Orange Man who scared people and made them cry, like they threw at ol’ hairy-legged Joe. A lighthearted exchange while people across the world are killing each other. A lighthearted exchange while our country is in a shambles. A lighthearted exchange while Biden passes the serious matter of our borders and immigration to the elusive and mostly MIA, VP Kamala Harris. All hardly laughing matters. This. This is “true leadership”? Telling someone you’ll only answer their question if they stand in front of your vehicle while you hit the gas? Let’s imagine for just a moment, the sheer outrage that would have occurred had Donald Trump quipped back with the same response. Pelosi would cancel her Botox appointment and would be working late into the wee hours of this morning drafting up the Articles of Impeachment over a pint of $20-dollar ice cream for the third time. The “journalists” would have psychological experts coming in and monitoring Trump’s speech patterns when he threatened to run one of them over. There would be an in-depth analysis of the video footage. Trump would, by professional, psychological opinion of a left-leaning shrink be deemed as “unfit to be President”. They would call him the typical narcissistic psychopath. A homicidal maniac. You know, like Hitler. Because dictators don’t like answering questions, or something. But Joe Biden saying the same exact thing and get away with being called a “true leader”? Of course! He’s not a smug, senile old establishment Democrat scumbag, no Siree. He’s funny. He’s charming in those aviator shades. You can’t help but the like the guy. And the crowd goes wild as the old fart in the Ford drives off.
Perhaps Biden was channeling his inner Hamas terrorist for his sycophants-ummm, I mean-“journalists”. We all know Hamas terrorists are not strangers to plowing a vehicle through a crowd and running over innocent women and children. Though, I would say most of the mainstream media “journalists” are far from innocent in this matter. They were largely responsible for getting this clown into The White House, thank you very much.
Perfect crash dummy for the test drive!!!
— Adam Fear (@realadamfear) May 18, 2021
Joe Biden-BEST TEST-DRIVER, LIKE EVER! Yep, it’s official. A fair amount of our media is officially deemed brain-dead. Sorry Ford, since my second Pfizer vax has not given me the ability to teleport to another (smarter) reality, I guess I’ll hold out for Tesla.
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