Lindsey Graham Jokes About Killing Ted Cruz [video]

Lindsey Graham Jokes About Killing Ted Cruz [video]

Lindsey Graham Jokes About Killing Ted Cruz [video]

In former peaceful repose in his august resting place in Simi Valley, CA, the late great President Ronald Reagan is probably now thrashing wildly.

Not only did a fellow Republican break his famous 11th commandment, “Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican,” but one long-time Senator transgressed the maxim in a disgusting manner.

Speaking at the Washington Press Club Foundation Dinner on Thursday night, Sen. Lindsey Graham (alleged R-SC) told shocked reporters that “If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial is at the Senate, no one will convict you.”

He continued to bash Cruz, adding, “I know exactly when Ted is going to drop out of the race. March 12 — that’s Canadian week in Myrtle Beach, when all of our Canadian friends get 10 percent off.”

Graham also ripped into the remainder of his former Republican rivals for the Presidency, declaring that his “party has gone batshit crazy,” but his real venom was reserved for Ted Cruz.

Reporters and conservative pundits noticed. Boy, did they notice.

Lindsey Graham despises Ted Cruz because Cruz will not bend like weak-kneed Republican Senators to the whims of Democrats. He is This Guy:


See who that clapping seal is on the far right of the picture? That’s Lindsey Graham. To Graham’s right is liberal Senator Chuck Schumer, and flanking Schumer is Graham’s Brother-From-A-Different-Mother, his bro Sen. John McCain. McCain, if you recall, labeled Ted Cruz and Sen. Rand Paul “wacko birds” for their principled conservatism. He later apologized.

Go home, Lindsey Graham. You’re drunk on anger and spite. Your comments are a complete debasement of your office and disgraceful to your fine state of South Carolina. I truly hope, that when your term is up in 2021, the good Republicans of SC will send you packing.

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  • Jodi says:

    So I’ll assume this jackass is also ok with murdering those of us who are also constitutional conservatives and think just like Ted Cruz, who, by the way, is one of just a handful who actually went to DC and did what they said they’d do: Stand up for our rights.

    Resign, Lindsey. You are a disgrace to this nation.

    –Signed, WackoBird Nation

  • Penny says:

    Meh, South Carolina will just reelect him as usual. All these people who are sooooo upset because the Repubs aren’t doing anything to stop Obama, but are weak kneed and spineless, have only themselves to blame. They keep reelecting the RINOS. There is no Republican Party anymore, it’s the Democrat-Lite Party…the RINO Party. To add to their disgusting behavior, they’re now going to throw the baby out with the bath water and elect a Liberal nominee for president. That is IF the RINOS don’t do a brokered convention and knock Cheeto down….but, they can’t do that because they’ve applauded Cheeto’s vicious and disgusting attacks on all of the actual Conservatives running…they’ve burned their bridges. Most likely the RINOS won’t risk “offending” the mob by not accepting their messiah….and HillBill will wipe the floor with him.

    And, again, the RINOS will have snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory. Personally, I am not voting for either Liberal.

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