You may have heard the BREAKING NEWS! that pro golfer and sometimes-golf pal of President Trump, Tiger Woods, refused to take the bait a liberal reporter tried force-feeding him:

"He's the President of the United States. You have to respect the office. No matter who is in the office, you may like, dislike personality or the politics, but we all must respect the office." https://t.co/ypn6QxW9n9

— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) August 27, 2018

And he’s right. So, good for Tiger for 1) refusing to bite and 2) for not feeding the liberal trolls exactly what they wanted: Trump’s head on a platter.

But wait, there’s more. MUCH more. And it comes in the form of the Trump Haters over at ESPN—who ironically just parted ways with perhaps the most rabid of said Exclusive Club—who are “disgusted” with Mr. Woods. Behold the outrage at Tiger for, you know, sticking to doing what he does, playing golf:

“I want to say something about what Tiger Woods said now. It really bothers me. I’m angry at what Tiger Woods said." https://t.co/7aszH30OAN

— TheBlaze (@theblaze) August 27, 2018

Aw, punkin’. To the video:

Ooooh, I SEE, Max Kellerman and Stephen A. Smith: the office holder should respect the OFFICE. And Tiger isn’t “black.” What a couple of self-righteous, bigoted jackwagons.

So—while reminding them of the fact that the former POTUS is, in fact, “not black,” either, given their liberal logic—let’s take a quick trip on the WayBack Machine, shall we?

Dear ESPN: Then-President Obama really liked resting his loafers atop our Resolute Desk. (Photo Credit: IJ Review)

Also: There’s a subtle reference to Monica Lewinsky’s infamous blue dress in WJC’s official White House portrait. You must have missed it. (Photo Credit: The Atlantic)

And let’s not forget JFK, perhaps the most prolific defiler of our White House in U.S. history.

President Trump spends a lot of time on his White House phone making deals benefiting all Americans. How disrespectful! (Photo Credit:NPR)

Looks like Trump respects the office just fine from where I’m sitting. And Mr. Woods perfectly understands the difference between OFFICE, and office HOLDER, the latter being a long-time friend. And I suspect he won’t be caving to ESPN’s two-man inquisition team anytime soon.

Friends don’t throw friends under the liberal bus, ESPN. (Photo Credit: Golf Channel)

No, EPSN talking heads, methinks it’s the pair of you that are 1) projectionists in the category of Disrespect for the Office, 2) fatally history-challenged, and 3) big fat bigots who believe black Americans are a giant group-thinking bloc owned exclusively by the Democrats. Perhaps read a history book or two, because the pair of you sound just like these people.

Oh, but wait just a darned second…could this be the real reason the ESPN McCarthyists are so verklempt?

Trump at 36 percent approval among African-Americans, new poll finds! Interesting considering @realDonaldTrump has support of Black Americans, which has doubled in the past couple of months! He is not racist and Blacks love him #MAGA https://t.co/zCLHV6kYIh

— BlueStateConservative (@BlueStateConse1) August 27, 2018

Must because @realDonaldTrump is so racist . “What have you got to lose!” #MAGA
Small Business Ownership Among Black Americans Jumps 400% Since Trump's Election | Zero Hedge https://t.co/9s9KxhijA9

— @cpetty2016 (@CPetty2016) August 25, 2018

Ruh roh. Looks like your blue wall is cracking! Gotta get those plantation-jumpers back into the liberal line, right, boys?

Now, need I remind you that ANYTIME someone with more melanin in their skin than mine dares step foot off the Democrat plantation, they are at once verbally lynched from the highest tree the Fascistic Left can find. Some recent examples:

loved meeting with Jim Brown yesterday pic.twitter.com/P7Eo6Tl6MP

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) August 26, 2018

Wow your a real loser, get a life bro

— chris velos (@chris_velos) August 27, 2018

Black Trump supporter attacked at Cheesecake Factory over MAGA hat: report | Fox News https://t.co/7JlblnblCW Maybe people should avoid the Cheese Cake factory.

— James Tomlinson (@jtomli) May 15, 2018

Gosh, who wouldn’t want to jump right on board that Tolerant Train?

NFL LEGEND JIM BROWN BACKS TRUMP FOR 2020!
LET’S GOOOOOOO BLACK AMERICAAA!!!!

No more lies. No more excuses. No more Democrat Party of slavery. #BLEXIThttps://t.co/u2i3SdfSV9

— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) August 23, 2018

There’s a reason people are walking away from the Democrat Party, and why ESPN’s viewership is in free fall…

@FirstTake is delusional calling Tiger Woods stupid because of his beliefs. Hence why ESPN’ and @FirstTake ratings have continue to decline

— Daniel Jennings (@dljennings) August 27, 2018

…and we need look no further than the public shaming of a sports legend doing nothing but swinging his golf clubs, and—gasp!—respecting the office of the presidency, ma’am. The Taliban throws rocks; ESPN throws bigotry.

Exactly.

And this, folks, is why I shun the CNN of sports, ESPN, like a fuzzy, week-old pizza relegated to the back of the fridge. Perhaps ESPN should stick to, you know, SPORTS.

Hey, a girl can dream.