The young and old (has been) mobs in keffiyehs are doing all they can to encourage the “student rioters” in France to rage against the machine.

Rap artist, Tufawon (pronounced “2 for 1”) stood in solidarity of the “French students” setting things ablaze along the Champs-Élysées and posed next to Yacht Flotilla, Pageboy Princesss, Greta Thunberg, as he encouraged white people in The United States to “go f#ck sh*t up”.

Classy dude.

I’m incredibly inspired by what’s going on with the student activists and organizers. The most marginalized students, the brown and the black students are the ones that are feeling the implications the worst.”-Tufawon

Now, you’re probably like me and wondering, “who the hell is this guy?” More from his bio:

He’s spent years community organizing and touring the world. The most current fight against that ICE occupation in Minneapolis has kept Tufawon actively engaged in community as he helps with mutual aid efforts, protesting, community patrolling, and using his music platform as a vehicle to speak out against fascism. There is an urgency for artists to use their music to impact change in such politically dissonant times. He released his single NO ONE IS ILLEGAL, a protest anthem taking a strong stance against fascism, bigotry and ICE. It speaks to the current political landscape riddled with corruption. It’s a call to the people: Now is the time to rise up and take a stand! He continues touring and living out his dreams as an artist. He will be traveling to Europe in the spring of 2026 with a delegation of Minneapolis activists directly impacted by ICE. The tour is in collaboration with Break Free. He will be performing at concerts and along with the delegation, will be speaking out against financial institutions in Europe who are invested in ICE, urging them to divest.”-Tufawon.com

He’s from Minneapolis. Of course, he is. But nothing says privilege like traveling to Europe to talk about f-ing sh-t up in your home country to promote Palestine-rather-stand up for “marginalized kids” and, oh yeah, wave the flag for Palestine.

“Students”, they say. Burning churches down in the name of “education”. Can someone please pickpocket this guy’s passport so he can stay there? On second thought, let him come back and try to f*ck some sh*t up on U.S. soil. France isn’t the U.S. and the U.S. isn’t France, after all. Thank God for The Second Amendment, am I right?

And Greta Thunberg? I mean, if the Palestinian flag shows up, she’s got to be there. It’s an opportunity to don her keffiyeh! This is her new pet project. She skipped school most of her high school career in protest for climate change, it’s only appropriate she helps other “students” skip school and riot. We don’t need no education. Burn it all down. She’ll return to the safety of her relatively crime-free, peaceful Scandinavian motherland eventually. She’ll get some hot cocoa, a pat on the head from her mommy and daddy for being a good, little Greta Thunberg, as she always did when throwing tantrums as a child. Side note, young parents: this is what happens to your kid when you never tell them “no”. They end up as awkward, undisciplined little twits as adults. I digress…

The whole world is watching with awe, like, for these students who are fighting back, reclaiming their future that has been taken away from them.”-Greta Thunberg

And, it’s sooo much brighter now that you’ve shown up in your keffiyeh, darling. Her mom and dad and Uncle George Soros must be so proud.

Greta’s job: find a far-left protest and start shouting. The wisdom of an ant, the ideas of a trash can, the volume of a car alarm.
A parrot that learned two slogans and now thinks it should run the planet.

— Dr. Avi Dascalu, MD, PhD (@AviDascalu) October 17, 2026

Setting things on fire. Riots in the streets. Store break-ins. And who could resist a little Louis Vuitton and Chanel to coordinate with les keffiyehs (down with consumerism, though). This is triumph or joy or something…

I don’t create for fame or attention. Music is a way of healing for myself. But I do want my music to reach people who would be moved by it. To inspire generations. I don’t package my art for mass consumption. I want it to spread like sage on the prairie. I’m influenced by the genres I listen to, and styles that are connected to my culture and beyond. My vision is rooted in the idea of liberation, using sound frequencies to make people feel free. To decolonize through ancestral and contemporary music. To make people dance and provoke thought. To interrogate and address issues that impact our communities. To make people laugh, cry, and feel raw emotion. Colonialism wants us erased, so my art is here to make us visible, project our voices, and to uplift the most marginalized. To embody the sacredness our ancestors gifted us. To evoke joy in the hearts of the people. When we feel joy, we are liberated. I aim to achieve this through music, not only as a form of expression, but as an act of resistance.”-Tufawon

Oh, he’s a creative genius. He’s soooo avant-garde! So tough. So hard. So street. Probably flew either first or business class to Paris.

This pretentious, little (and I emphasize little, short, short man), says he does not “create for attention”. He wants tospread like sage on a prairie. Evoking joy in the hearts of people. Please, bring the “joy” and try to f#ck some sh*t up over here, dude.

So these US radicals are leaving the US to bring riots to the US? Got it.

— SHARKINTHEWATER (@s_h_a_r_k_e_y) October 20, 2026

In all seriousness, I go between sending them both to Gaza or back here. Palestine could get a 2-for-1 (ahem) deal, there. It is their desire to help the marginalized, after all, no? But, if they’re too chicken to set foot in Gaza (they probably are), we, in fact, dare Tufowon to come back with Greta in tow to small-town U.S.A. These two can go and crash at Macklemore’s pad before driving on the I-90 to Idaho and bring him along for the roadtrip. Two mediocre rappers and a petulant little brat who never grew up. Sh*tbirds of a feather, after all.

Currently, the only f-ed up sh*t is the crazy thoughts looming around inside of their heads.

Et voilà , Les Incompetents en Keffiyehs. Theme for the next Paris Fashion Week? To quote Jacobim Mugatu, I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

Photo Credit: Jorge Jaramillo, CC BY-SA 4.0 , via Wikimedia Commons