Win, Lose or Draw — Paladin returns from obscurity to make a few personal and uncalled-for remarks to our rulers.

First and foremost – to Nancy Pelosi and her cock-holster Hubby, to the Fed & Local FBI, to the San Fran Police, and San Fran DA Cover-up Squad – the whole shitty hammerhead story is going to come out, unless of  course, you “Epstein” the alleged assailant aka Rent Boy in his cell.  So Fuk You.

And Fuk NBC . Your Network assumes the position like a Hunter Biden scank. Except you like it way too much.

To Senate Minority Leader Mitch McCuck: you deserve an ass-ramming with a sandpaper dildo for ‘candidate quality’ Fifth Columnist talk and for supporting your handpicked douche nozzle, Sen. Lisa Murkowski over MAGA challenger Kelly Tshibaka.

Rick Scott don’t let the endless betrayal by this DC worm survive past January 2023. Or you’ll need a good ramming too when you run for reelection two years from now.

Win, lose or draw—to every Democrat/National Socialist House member who got swirlied in the shitter like Benicio del Toro in the Sin City Jackie Toilet sequence – when you come up for air –

Go Fuk yourself.

Win, lose or draw — to Obergruppenführer Kathy Hochul – New York’s own Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS – enabler of Cuomo Sex-Sex Panzer Granny Killer Brigade  and No Bail Murder free range criminals –

Get Fukked.

Win, lose or draw, to Obersturmführer Gretchen Whitmer and her Reichstag fire  aka kidnapping plot –a reckoning is coming on your insane Covid Response and Total Fail – you deserved a royal reaming ages ago, never mind today. Now bend over.

To Sturmführer Governor JB Pritzker—congratulations on Illinois becoming the first state in the nation to eliminate cash bail!  How many people were shot in Chicago over the weekend?  Who the fuk cares?  Not you.  

Win, lose or draw to Flag Falling Fetterman in Pennsylvania – Oz WON—no matter how they try and fix the vote.  And everyone knows it. Though, a hearty congratulations on seeing you’ve have your goiter lump finally removed from searchable big tech images except for this one.

Now go Fuk yourself with every mainstream news lickspittle who supported you, starting with The Oprah who backstabbed her old TV friend Dr. Oz.

Stacey Abrams, you’re not even worth a hotlink. But you know what to do.  Just don’t do it in public, no one wants to watch.

To the Nitwits at Twitter why don’t you sponsor a butthurt celeb for just $8 and as for the $15k BluecheckPimps congratulations on your new employment opportunities now that you’re pink-slipped.  You bin fukked. Your previous jobs uglified the world, now make the world more attractive by enrolling in Barber College or Beauty School.

To every Hollywood douche, if it’s not too hard, please try to make good movies. Otherwise, Mark Ruffalo – go fuk yourself.

A very special up yours goes to the “Westworld” recreators – you took a fascinating story and rendered it incomprehensible—the ultimate sin in Entertainment—no one will miss you after your HBO cancellation. Embrace the public fukkery.

And lastly to every panicked lib twerp worried about the “end of democracy”, and  “whether our children will be arrested and conceivably killed”.  You are suffering from deep, chronic Freudian projection and should seek therapeutic help first thing Wednesday morning November 9, 2022.

Right after you go fuk yourselves.

If there’s anyone Paladin missed who needs some good self-fukking, you know who you are.

May your butt-hurt last through 2028.

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Featured photo is the property of Paladin and is entitled, “Salute”.