My Liberal Friends Are Effing Idiots
My Liberal Friends Are Effing Idiots
My Liberal friends are effing idiots. I know y’all are out there thinking, “Is Williams a little slow on the uptake or is she a little wobbly in her Conservatism?” Well I am not at all wobbly in my love of the philosophical principals of Conservatism, so I guess the short answer is that the filament in my mental light bulb is burning out.
Actually, I really rather thought that my friends weren’t effing idiots, but that they were just wrong out of some misguided do gooder 60’s and 70’s thing. The combination of the shooting at the Florida high school, covered most recently by Nina and you can read it here, and the running, jumping and screaming Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) displayed by some of my more mild-mannered Liberal friends has convinced me that they have crossed over into an area psychology has long neglected.
First of all a couple friends immediately called for the government to do something. What? They don’t know. Just do something. Anything. Well, that’s rational. Running around screaming like your hair is on fire solves nothing. Getting the government involved usually makes things worse. This might call for individual action. My Liberal friends don’t take time to see it.
Another friend actually made a sign begging the government to do something and went and sat on her State Capitol steps. She forced her dog to go along with her. The dog was muzzled and wasn’t given an opportunity to offer his opinion.
Let me just stop right here and tell you that I have known these women and the ones that follow for a long time, bless their hearts and, all I can say is “Imma pray for them.”
Most of my male liberal friends… oh wait. I don’t have any male liberal friends. Bwa ha ha. Can you see pajama boys hanging out with this chica? Nope. That would be no bueno.
One epically talented mom of three (wins at everything she enters) has been posting “what if” scenarios ever since President Donald J. Trump (Trump 2020 and heads explode) mentioned arming teachers. She sets up the most lame scenarios such as:
“A 38 year old language arts teacher comes back in the room from disciplining a student and realizes her handgun is missing from her purse. It was all a set up. The one student misbehaved so the other student could steal her handgun.”
“A 45 year old shop teacher is teaching 3rd graders with an AR15 slung around his neck.”
Yes, those are the examples of arming teachers that she actually gave. That and the “sickos” lined up to buy guns at the local gun shops.
And I am telling you that these are well-educated idiots. I mean, these are articulate effing morons. I mean….and then, there’s this.
“You Pro-Life people only care about babies in the womb. Once they are born you don’t want them to eat or be educated.” Wrong-o, genius. They are going to need to be fed, educated and get into the work force to pay into the Social Security system that we allowed our elected representatives to steal from the last 30 years. Or else you and I are gonna be eating cat food and living in a card board box. Well, not me, but you will.
My favorite in the effing idiot sweepstakes is:
“We, including you, Toni, let those children down.” Hold on there just a galdurned minute. I, me. No. I don’t like gun free zones. I avoid gun free zones. I don’t generally go to movies because I can be offended at home and they are mostly gun free zones.
School shootings have been happening since before the nation was founded. My son’s high school had two school resource officers. One was former Army special forces and was on our County’s SWAT team. Officer Chris knew what the 411 was on every student in that school. And, I worked at the front entry hall desk a couple times a month. That’s where the BOLO (be on the lookout) notices were kept. A parent was always there.
And, need I remind everyone that my son graduated from the “Maximum Security College of South Carolina” (aka The Citadel). My child did not go to a snowflake school. And, as for my almost granddaughter. If I have to sit at the front desk of that child’s school I will do that too.
Look, my poor effing idiot friends, bad shit can happen anywhere. Right now, as I write this, kids are texting while driving, drinking booze and eating Tide Pods all at the same time. Arming their teachers is the least of our problems.