While Kamala Harris and Tim Walz will be handing out tampons to boys next week, the Democratic National Convention will be celebrating Freeda Womb and also be offering up free abortions and vasectomies.

According to this, Planned Parenthood Great Rivers, which serves most of Missouri and part of southern Illinois, is sending a mobile health center to the Chicago’s West Loop to offer reproductive services on Monday and Tuesday.

Marking the free “reproductive services” at the DNC is a large 20-foot-tall IUD called Freeda Womb.

I giant IUD called ‘Freeda Womb’ will be at the DNC in Chicago. pic.twitter.com/Ug61zsN2eg

— Freedom (@MrCaseyLandry) August 18, 2024

Vasectomies are being offered exclusively on Monday and appointments are filling up. Planned Parenthood will also be offering medication abortions on both days in their abortion bus. (We wonder if it’s one of Kamala’s electric busses? More from The New York Times:

It’s a way of showcasing how reproductive health care providers have had to get creative when operating in or near states like Missouri, which borders Illinois and has a near-total abortion ban.

But it also underscores the way this convention, more than any other, is going to be a head-on display of a new, unbridled abortion politics.”-Jess Bidgood, The New York Times

Americans for Contraception are the sponsors of the huge, in-your-face IUD. The NYT describes this push for “reproductive rights” (AHEM, mutilating babies) as “colorful”.

Sacrifice your children to Molech, Baal, Satan pic.twitter.com/RVaHwBI9vT

— William Reed (@WiLiamReed) August 18, 2024

That’s one word for it. We, personally, would call the left’s obsession with abortion craven, but that is just our opinion, and one that may give some readers (no names mentioned) the ammunition to call us hateful, self-loathing human beings who deserve a karmic lightning bolt from their so-called “higher power”.

Here it comes. I feel the karmic lightning bolt damning me to seven years of bad luck. But, I’ll go down the path, anyway…

In addition to Freeda Womb, the gigantic IUD, The Hotties For Harris are joining the likes of the “white dudes” and “cat ladies” with a “Sexy Party” planned for the DNC. The focus? “An immersive experience designed to help you create awesome content about protecting reproductive freedoms.” Enter, poster child for Hotties for Harris, Megan Thee Stallion (Language NSFW):

Megan Thee Stallion endorses Kamala Harris on stage at Lollapalooza:

“They was fake mad that I was popping it for Kamala and I don't think they heard what she said. Kamala said she wants a ceasefire. Kamala said she supports woman's rights. Kamala said she’s tired of these high… pic.twitter.com/HnrwYY9qrt

— Stallion Access (@stallionaccess) August 2, 2024

Democrats are always so classy.

— Tammie (@tsjones07) August 18, 2024

Something tells me this “Sexy Party” and the DNC as a whole is not a safe place for children, but there is no doubt in my mind that some will drag their kids there. The ones who they deemed worthy of being born, that is.

This is the DNC and the Democrat party of 2024. The party of large, wacky, wild, inflatable, Freeda Womb. The party of Megando what the f-ck you want when, the f-ck you want Thee Stallion. The party of “popping it” because you’re a “motherf-cking baddie”. The party of shaking your Brazilian-butt-lifted, altered ass on stage because you don’t give AF and it feels good to take a pill to chemically scorch a child in the womb because you’re not ready to mother a fetus and you’re still in the game of “doing whatever the f-ck you want” in this thing called life. This speaks volumes to our young people, doesn’t it?

No, Megan. We not “fake mad” about all of this. It is enough to make one’s head spin. “Pay what you can and get the health care you need”, is the theme at the DNC for anyone wanting a vasectomy or an abortion next week. Wonder, who is footing the rest of the bill for these procedures?

And, here we go with “health care”, and “preventative maintenance” again. Though, I would argue a vasectomy, IUDs and the pill are preventative and abortion (whether surgical or medically-induced) is reactionary to a big “oops”. The Democrats want to clump abortion under this “preventative” umbrella because there is big money in killing unborn babies. And, their sick fixation on this as a primary focus of the Harris-Walz ticket should be enough to make anyone who has a caring bone in their body legit mad.

I guess we all could see the silver lining in this. Less future kids of liberal wack-jobs floating around and less of a voter base. But, I am sure the Democrats will make up for it by giving illegal rapists and criminals the right to vote in upcoming elections. Got to keep those borders open, then.

I say the Harris-Walz campaign go all-out next week. In addition to Freeda Womb, the DNC should add a couple of nude drag shows for toddlers, free euthanasia for the elderly or anyone who wants to end their lives, free transitioning hormones for pre-teens and free pot. Why the hell not?

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