Former FBI Director, James Comey was reportedly indicted by the Department of Justice. Yes, again. He’s even gone online to claim his innocence in this beach frolic of his that has since been scrubbed from his Instagram.

He sells sea shells by the seashore. He likes long, meditative walks on the beach. Whatta guy! According to this, James Comey’s Instagram post, where he posted a picture of sea shells on a beach that spelled out the caption “86 47” just a year before the fateful evening at The White House Correspondents Dinner a few nights back. “86” means to “waste” or to “take out”. “47” is none other than POTUS himself.

(Count one states) on or about May 15, 2025, in the Eastern District of North Carolina, the defendant, JAMES BRIEN COMEY JR, did knowingly and willfully make a threat to take the life of, and to inflict bodily harm upon, the President of the United States, in that he publicly posted a photograph on the internet social media site Instagram which depicted seashells arranged in a pattern making out ‘86 47,’ which a reasonable recipient who is familiar with the circumstances would interpret as a serious expression of an intent to do harm to the President of the United States.

The second count, accuses Comey of transmitting a threatening communication in interstate commerce, again citing the Instagram post and its interpretation as a threat directed at Trump, the 47th president.”-Fox News

Well, they’re back. Knocking on James’ door.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Comey.
Comey who?
Comey to the beach, arrange some shells, then act shocked when the DOJ knocks… because “86 47” was just innocent seashell art, right? 😂

The charade’s over, indeed.

— DuPage Freedom Federation (@DupageFF) April 29, 2026

He’s innocent, innocent, he tells you…

Well given that Comey deleted the tweet and then made a statement in which he definitively said that he was not threatening violence in any way, I’d say that’s pretty conclusive evidence.

— Liam O'Connor (@LiamOConnor1989) April 29, 2026

Comey is oh-so-smug and “tough” in his admittance of innocence. See, Jimmy did not know that “86” actually meant to “off” somebody, so he says. Justice will prevail, keep the faith. Because the American people are not THOSE kind of people. These are not the people we are.

Except, Mr. Comey and his lot are THOSE kind of people. The ones who have normalized this violent rhetoric into a permission structure. The ones that have encouraged rioting and looting in the streets in the name of “justice” and “democracy”. The ones who constantly call Donald Trump a racist, a nazi, a bigot and a pedophile. The haughty elites, full of hubris and self-adulation, gloating because they have not lost their platform, who promote this violence as a form of “comedy” and “witty commentary” on late-night television and social media. The ones who say it is completely okay to hate those whose opinions differ. The ones who whine, “Aww, they missed” after the third time an assassination attempt is run on a president. James Comey is THAT kind of person. He is akin to THOSE kind of people. He is a person who will twist and fabricate the truth til it is FUBAR. James, you’ve tried, people listened and they followed suit. They repeated Russia, Russia, Russia like a broken freaking record for four whole years. Then, there was January 6th, amidst the “fog of lies”.

When the “fog of lies” clears on the sea shore, one sees a creative caption of shells that says it all. This is WHO James Comey is.

Words mean something and violence perpetuates more violence. “Capitalist blood” needs to “spill on the streets“, right? In fact, “someone needs to do it”. Wishing the First Lady’s husband dead and calling her an “expectant widow“. Calling for “maximum warfare”. These are who this scumbag aligns himself with.

I believe in this case, culture is downstream from politics, and our politicians have been stripping Republicans of their humanity for years, all so they never have to engage with our arguments, our policies, or us in general.

When Hillary Clinton calls us ‘deplorables,’ when Hakeem Jeffries says our policies are ‘violent,’ when Joe Biden calls MAGA Republicans ‘semi-fascists,’ when too many in the mainstream left repeatedly call Trump supporters ‘Nazis’ … they are delegitimizing us. Stripping us of human virtue. Belittling us, so that when we are harmed, it registers as a net positive.”- Chloe Trapanotto, The DailyWire

I have said it earlier on and will say it again. James Comey IS one of THESE people. He is a sanctimonious clod who thinks he is oh-so-smart and will get away with whatever indictment and charges thrown at him because he’s a guy in a suit. This indictment is a minor annoyance to this smug SOB. He’s got better things to do, more seashells to arrange. He hoped Trump would just go away. Figuratively and now, literally. But they’re BACK, much to his chagrin. They’re returned now-with the receipts. And, if he doesn’t go to federal prison, we hope they bankrupt him with legal fees into oblivion.

Will James Comey go to prison? We can “keep the faith”, like he said. And, James? We’re only THESE types of people (hoping and praying for a prison sentence or for legal fees to financially cripple you) when provoked. But, in all honesty, unlike your party of “love and tolerance” who wants to kill us all or send us to re-education camps, we still want you very much alive and healthy to experience your life behind bars or as a pauper. May you learn the art of humility. Maybe, if you’re lucky they’ll allow you to bring your favorite Taylor Swift album.

Feature Photo Credit: Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) [Public domain] via Wikimedia, cropped and modified