For those of you who have lived in unaware bliss of the odd phenomenon named Lena Dunham, the potato-shaped actress, writer, and producer of the HBO series Girls — who seems to have a real penchant for removing all her clothes — allow me to provide a quick background before moving on to her latest kerfuffle.

Besides her work in Girls, Dunham recorded this tasteless video in 2012 supporting the re-election of Barack Obama, entitled “Your First Time.” Yes, you read correctly.

Then there’s this linked video from Saturday Night Live, entitled “Jewelry Party,” where she managed to stereotype Latinas and non-feminist men, and even promote Planned Parenthood in a 5-minute skit. What talent!

And of course, Dunham just couldn’t resist taking on the Biblical story of Adam and Eve in a skit also shown on SNL. Because, you know, Christians! She even exhibited her infamous affinity for nudity, which fortunately has been blurred in the video at the link.

Now, since Dunham just can’t resist attention, or the opportunity to smear conservatives and promote her own radical feminism, the 27-year-old wunderkind has just published her memoir Not That Kind of Girl, in which she alleges that she was raped by a college Republican when she was a 19-year-old student at Oberlin College. Then again, she admits that she was drunk, and high on Xanax and cocaine, but then again feminist women should never, ever have to take responsibility for anything. Because . . . sisterhood, right? On top of that, her “mustachioed Republican” also hurt two other women, which includes an encounter where the woman’s blood was spattered on the walls! And of course it has to be true, because “Barry” was a Republican!

Is anyone else calling Bravo Sierra on this story? I know I am.

Well, well, well. It appears that Oberlin College and the Oberlin Police Department are taking these allegations somewhat seriously. The college reported the statements in her memoir to the authorities, but Lt. Mike McClosky of the Oberlin Police stated, “Information published in a memoir is not enough to pursue an investigation. Unless Ms. Dunham comes forward, there can be no active case.” He also added that no report or incident report was filed at that time.

Incidentally, the statute of limitations for rape in Ohio is 20 years, so Ms. Dunham, who fancies herself a campus anti-rape activist, should be able to take this dangerous man off the streets. After all, studies show that he may be likely to rape again.

So Lena, do some women a solid and get that dangerous Republican rapist off the streets before he rapes again. That is, if he really exists.