Paltrow’s Marketing Ploy: Smell My Vagoop

Paltrow’s Marketing Ploy: Smell My Vagoop

Hollywood is keeping it classy once again. This from the files of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ridiculously over-priced lifestyle site, Goop. Wait for it, folks…it’s a candle. The scent? “Smells like My Vagina”.

Flash Mobs For American Feminism, The Pink Hat of 2020

Flash Mobs For American Feminism, The Pink Hat of 2020

Forget the pink pussy hats-those were so 2017. The new trend amongst feminists? Flash mobs, like this one outside of the courthouse where Harvey Weinstein’s trial began…

Michelle Williams: Vapid Hollywood At Its Finest

Michelle Williams: Vapid Hollywood At Its Finest

Just when we thought the Golden Globes were actually going to be entertaining with the commentary of Ricky Gervais, enter the virtue-signaling. In our hearts, we knew…

Selective Service Website Crashes As Young America Fears Draft

Selective Service Website Crashes As Young America Fears Draft

The hysteria amongst the 18-25 crowd has begun. After news of the death of Qasem Soleimani, media outlets and public figures were quick to report that the…

Wolf: Abortion Gave Her A God Complex

Wolf: Abortion Gave Her A God Complex

From the bowels of Netflix comes more crass crotch-humor from comedian Michelle Wolf. You may remember her as the comedian who attacked Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ looks at…

Woke America Needs New Heroes In The New Year

Woke America Needs New Heroes In The New Year

The faces of woke America in 2020 grace check-out lanes in stores everywhere. Besides Oprah, who humbly places herself on every single one of her magazine covers…

Vagina Museum: Deifying Body Parts

Vagina Museum: Deifying Body Parts

Folks, my soul just died reading about the world’s first Vagina Museum. It’s not because I think a vagina is somehow a taboo, or that being a…

West and Marcotte: Witches of The Great Toilet

West and Marcotte: Witches of The Great Toilet

Amanda Marcotte sat down with author, Lindy West, for yet another Salon man-hating session to talk about West’s new full-length book entitled, “The Witches Are Coming“. One…

Gender Studies In First Grade, Parents File Suit

Gender Studies In First Grade, Parents File Suit

A Canadian couple has filed suit against their local school board after learning of a gender studies classroom lesson. The couple is suing the school district for…

Clarkson and Legend Wreck A Holiday Classic

Clarkson and Legend Wreck A Holiday Classic

The latest grinches who stole Christmas? Look no further than Kelly Clarkson and John Legend. “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is back…but not how you may think.

GQ Lectures Their Target Demo On “New Masculinity”

GQ Lectures Their Target Demo On “New Masculinity”

Straight off the presses comes more tripe from Conde Nast and GQ. In the latest November issue, GQ has unveiled their “voices of new masculinity”.

Forgiveness Is A Word Democrats Do Not Understand

Forgiveness Is A Word Democrats Do Not Understand

Just in time for the holiday season comes this hard-hitting opinion piece on forgiveness from Amanda Marcotte of Salon. Oh, the joy.

Gabbard Throat-Punch: Hail Hillary, Personification of The Rot!

Gabbard Throat-Punch: Hail Hillary, Personification of The Rot!

What does Hillary Clinton get when alluding to a fellow female Democrat being a favorite amongst the Russians? A good old Twitter throat-punch from Tulsi Gabbard!

DeBlasio and Palminteri Differ On Who Built NYC

DeBlasio and Palminteri Differ On Who Built NYC

New York City Mayor, Bill de Blasio faced off with “A Bronx Tale” actor, Chazz Palminteri in a heated radio dispute this past week on WABC’s “The…

Predators Are Hillary Clinton’s Friends

Predators Are Hillary Clinton’s Friends

Hillary Clinton may be appearing on national television with her daughter Chelsea to promote books on “gutsy women” but actress Rose McGowan has another story. Predators are…

Marcotte: Republicans Want to Take Your Birth Control

Marcotte: Republicans Want to Take Your Birth Control

Why? Because they “don’t want women to have it”. That is the latest nonsense from Salon’s Amanda Marcotte, anyway. And we’re the fear-mongers!

Dear Woke Left, We Are Racists

Dear Woke Left, We Are Racists

Dear Woke Left, Thank you so much for pointing out that we are racists. Honestly, we don’t know if we could have done this without you. Truthfully,…

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