‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The Victory Girls were snuggled, all up in their beds, where visions of naughty coal recipients for the Year 2025 danced in their heads.

As we grabbed a cup of coffee, we fired up our computers and searched our souls. Who, of the Democrats this year, should receive a gigantic lump of coal?

There were many to name, for this coveted prize. So many people behaving badly, right before our eyes. So here they are, without further ado. In no particular order, and perhaps there’s more, but here are our few.

Jasmine Crockett

Jasmine, oh, Jasmine! What a mouth she has! With her hair weave and acrylics, she thinks she’s super bad. From Governor Hot Wheels to being “back in chains”, when it comes to expletives from Ms. Crockett’s sewer mouth, it rains.

Jasmine thinks Trump quite the detestable guy, but can only think of f-bombs and word salads when asked to come up with her reasoning on the fly.

If you think 2025 is the last you’ll see of Crockett, boy are you wrong. She is running for Senate, where she will shriek the same old songs. (Stay tuned.)

Chuck Schumer

Chuck Schumer, Chuck Schumer, has been naughty, not nice. He’s been so naughty, he’s ended up on these lists more than twice!

From hailing a Bills win and simply not reading the room, to holding off on continuing resolutions for weeks on end and aiding in our country’s doom.

For this and actions of the past, Chuck gets coal at double the portion. There’s a special place under the tree for his type of extortion.

Gavin Newsom

Governor Hair Gel and his wreckage of the state of California has been on a roll. For this, and his aspirations to become POTUS in 2028, he receives a gigantic lump of coal.

We know he will probably use the coal to unclog the pores in his face. Gavin needs to have a flawless appearance before the 2028 race. He will try to emulate Trump with a series of mean Tweets, but his mismanagement of reservoirs in his state may bring more fire on the streets.

Jennifer Welch

The interior designer-turned podcaster has certainly developed for herself a name. Jennifer Welch has stooped to low levels of baseless insults to obtain her brand of fame.

Old and angry is this shriveled up bitty. Drinking her Chardonnay and mingling with the Democratic ghouls of the city.

We thought long and hard about giving her a gift card to Cracker Barrel, but will give her a lump of coal since her face resembles Scrooge from A Christmas Carol.

Tim Walz

Oh, Timmy, Tampon Timmy, what can we say? You get a lump of coal for being a fraudster and jazz hands and trying to turn all of our kids gay.

(‘Nuff said. Speaking of Minnesota…)

Ilhan Omar

From marrying your brother to fishy finances, you have ended up on this Big, Beautiful list.

Here’s our lump of coal from us Americans for you and MERRY CHRISTMAS to you. Yeah. You get the gist.

Zohran Mamdani

The next Mayor of New York City ranks high on the list for coal, as he attempts to destroy the Big Apple’s very soul.

Hey, Zohran, since you believe in equity and free, here is a lump of coal for EVERY New Yorker who voted for thee…

Randi Weingarten

The AFTU President gets coal for prioritizing pronouns instead of actual learning. For low reading and math scores across the board, a combustible black or dark brown rock consisting mainly of carbonized plant matter (that’s coal but most high school kids don’t know that) is fit for the earning.

As sensible parents look to private schools, Randi should also pass out some coal and sail away with her ship of DEI fools.

Joy Reid

From baseless gossip to being unemployed, Joy Reid receives this lump of coal for just being part of the leftist void.

Our hope for Joy this season is also to get one big hug and for her mouth, maybe a plug. She perhaps could rub the head of coal for some good luck. Maybe she’d get a job if she just didn’t suck.

Portland City Officials

You might ask, why the random nomination for this huge lump of coal? Look no further than the large, green object that was designed for one goal:

To ruin the spirit of Christmas by omitting a tree, a huge, gigantic green (naughty) butt plug for spectators to see.

It’s “inclusive” and “bold” and “a departure”, the Wokies will say. Their ultimate goal is to ruin the meaning of faith and hope and goodwill of a Christmas Day.

These are just a few on our Naughty list, though we know there are a bunch. You and yours may have your own list at a family gathering or brunch. For now, good tidings, Americans, this Christmas season. As we thank God for another year, our health and blessings on this crazy planet and why we celebrate-The True Reason.

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