Michelle Wolf Does the Abortion Limbo. [VIDEO]

Michelle Wolf Does the Abortion Limbo. [VIDEO]

Michelle Wolf Does the Abortion Limbo. [VIDEO]

You remember how the Limbo Dance goes, don’t you? It’s when a limbo dancer bends backwards to shimmy under a pole that’s set low to the ground. People challenge the dancer by asking, “How low can you go?”

Over the weekend, Netflix held out a limbo pole so that “comedienne” (and I use them term advisedly) Michelle Wolf could show How Low She Could Go on her program “The Break.”

And it’s pretty damn low, actually. So low, in fact, that her rats’ nest hair was wiping up the gutter.

Because not only did she laugh at the unfunny subject of abortion, she did a “patriotic” dance routine celebrating it.

More about that later, though.

Wolf, like her fellow progressive death cult hags, is terrified of what will happen to Roe v. Wade when Judge Brett Kavanaugh becomes a Supreme Court Justice. So during a segment of “The Break,” she fretted that “it could be catastrophic for reproductive rights,” which is prog-speak for oh noes, I can’t have my 8th abortion after my next hookup.

Then Wolf — in her buzzsaw voice that makes a tornado siren sound melodious — launched into a bucketload of Stupid:

“Some people say abortion is ‘killing a baby.’ It’s not. It’s stopping a baby from happening.”

Now I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure you stop a “baby from happening” by using birth control. Or, I dunno, maybe abstaining from sex? 

Last I heard, abstinence works every time it’s tried. Who knew?

Of course The Daily Beast thought that Wolf was so profound that they just had to quote her in a tweet. Twice!

There are not enough Facepalms to respond adequately to that.

However, Jim Treacher pointed out the obvious flaw in this logic shitload:

“Yeah… by killing it.”

And some guy called Red Dirt Patriot fittingly called Michelle Wolf a skank:

“Stopping a baby from happening, is being something short of a skank. I’m pretty sure this one needs an off ramp sign on her left thigh.”

Well done, sir!

But back to the dance routine.

It wasn’t enough for Michelle Wolf to joke about abortion. No, she closed with a star-spangled, red-white-and-blue salute to abortion.  A real pièce de résistance. An opus magnum to the glory of abortion:

So. Classy.

Now hold on minute.

Don’t pro-abortion supporters tell us that ‘no woman wants to have an abortion?’ And that it’s a last-ditch response to the Worst Thing in the World? Because, you know, pregnancy just happens. Kind of like the flu.

Instead, we have this skank marching around on stage in patriotic garb throwing confetti and shrieking “God Bless Abortions!”

I’ve got news for her: God does not bless abortions. In fact, I’m pretty sure He strongly disapproves.

But I’m quite sure that Wolf, along with fellow floozies Samantha Bee and Chelsea Handler, will take that limbo stick even lower once Judge Brett Kavanaugh becomes Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. And I will laugh — at their desperation.

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Kim is a pint-sized patriot who packs some big contradictions. She is a Baby Boomer who never became a hippie, an active Republican who first registered as a Democrat (okay, it was to help a sorority sister's father in his run for sheriff), and a devout Lutheran who practices yoga. Growing up in small-town Indiana, now living in the Kansas City metro, Kim is a conservative Midwestern gal whose heart is also in the Seattle area, where her eldest daughter, son-in-law, and grandson live. Kim is a working speech pathologist who left school system employment behind to subcontract to an agency, and has never looked back. She describes her conservatism as falling in the mold of Russell Kirk's Ten Conservative Principles. Don't know what they are? Google them!

4 Comments
  • Tatterdemalian says:

    On the first Feminian Sandstones, we were promised the Fuller Life
    (That started by loving our neighbor, and ended by loving his wife)
    Till the women bore no more children, and the men lost reason and faith,
    And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said, “The wages of Sin, is Death.”

    — Rudyard Kipling, The Gods of the Copybook Headings

  • GWB says:

    The “limbo” in that gif above is CHEATING! (They’re moving the bar over that woman, rather than her moving under it.)

  • No Compromise with Bolsheivk RATS says:

    Who?

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