Woke Mom Whines About Fourth Of July

Woke Mom Whines About Fourth Of July

Woke Mom Whines About Fourth Of July

As we awaken on Independence Day, thanking God for our lives, our families, our freedoms and our coffee, there is a group of the Woke Moms Club who is stewing and even more miserable than usual.

Take this example from Libs of TikTok. This woke mama is canceling the Fourth of July for her kids. Why? Because her right to abort any further children has been stripped away!

She told her husband. I can see it unfolding in this woke mama’s household now: “Don’t you dare go to that fireworks stand and buy little sparklers for junior. If I see you or him outside engaging in any of the sort with our neighbors, I’ll go on a sex strike.

I mean, the post is almost a parody but one can be 100% certain if it is or not. Why? Because the clan of woke has become a parody unto itself.

Now, could this be someone trolling or making fun of the left? Sure. If this is a satire post, and the line is blurry when discussing liberals and their politics, then it’s a good one. The scenario here might be fake, but it is very much a real one with the left regarding this case, July 4th, and how they all react to bad news. The entertaining quality here is that they’re a joke. They’ve become a punchline—and they don’t even know it. You know there are liberal families who hate this holiday and are using Dobbs to be glum. Amazon workers wanted a work stoppage over the ruling.”-Matt Vespa, Town Hall

To be completely honest, I do not think this is a troll. Living in a very blue state, I can attest to seeing a renouncement of the Red, White and Blue and anything having to do with patriotism. I mean, heck, Google has even chosen their banner for the day: Red, white and blue with the colors of the transgender flag running behind cute little BBQs and dancing fireworks. Try it yourself. They’re not even being subtle anymore. That dancing popsicle ain’t gonna lick itself.

Not gonna happen. I know Canadians who are here in the States who will continue to whine about how this country has gone to hell in a hand basket while lamenting on their motherland but…have they gone back yet? (I think you know the answer to this question).

We can only hope. I remember, a few years back, when I lived next to a “Karen” who did not allow her kids to participate in summer water-gun fights because “no guns”. They would be sitting in the house while the rest of the neighborhood kids were in my driveway drenching one another with super soakers. If that does not scar a child, I do not know what else will. She also, after the event, claimed one of the kids “dinged” her car. (It was a parking lot dent.) I mean, it is completely exhausting living next to people like this. It must be completely soul-sucking to be married to them. I honestly wonder what they think when they look in the mirror. I gleefully held more water gun fights in my driveway for the rest of that summer. She moved the following year, thank God.

The tragedy is that these woke parents actually believe they are doing what is best for their children. Imagine telling your child that you are not celebrating Fourth of July because you somehow think being American has something to do with having the right to murder an innocent baby. Seriously, what a miserable existence for that family.

Let’s not even mention the life lesson this “birthing person” is teaching her children. The “I’m going to sit around and whine about something until I get my way” mentality will fare her children well as adults. It’s no wonder we have socially awkward, whiny brats in the workplace. They get it from their parents.

My guess is this woman is a suburban white chick. My guess is that she doesn’t feel the same way about bodily autonomy when the subject of COVID vaccinations surfaces. She’s probably triple, quadruple vaxxed and ran her kids out to get the jab as soon as it was available to them because “she follows the science like a good and smart and compliant comrade”. She probably has one of those stupid “we believe therefore, we are better than you” signs in her yard. Seriously, I hope one of her neighbors has a runaway firecracker that torches that thing. (Is it wrong to hope the nice keeps her up all night?)

Nope. The woke mamas of the United States of America will sit and sulk. So many innocent children will not be killed. They’ll give the stink-eyes from their front porches as they mix up their blue hair-coloring and sip their White Claws between their mask breaks.

The cries of the unborn are louder this Independence Day. Let them snivel. I, for one, will be celebrating this victory. Happy wife, happy life. Hashtag, Blessed.

Photo Credit: Ondrejk via Wikimedia Commons/Public Domain

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  • Dietrich says:

    “I make my own life miserable, therefore I am called to make your life miserable as well.”

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  • Scott says:

    And now this kind of stupidity is likely behind some POS shooting up an Independence Day Parade in Illinois.

  • NTSOG says:

    This woman is as stupid as US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claiming her trip to a manicure salon as a form of “resistance” to Roe v Wade’s reversal.

    • GWB says:

      Yes, painting her nails red is SO transgressive….
      I still wonder how this woman manages to breathe without it being a full-time job.

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  • Hate_me says:

    Either Google changed their banner, or it’s only on the desktop version.

    As of now, on mobile, it’s just a bunch of Red-White-and-Blue letters celebrating America.

  • Disappointed says:

    When I first read this post on twitter, I thought it was written by my DIL until it said 2 boys. The title on our family calendar said “Fuck Trump & Fuck the SupremeCourt Day”.

    • Lewis says:

      And you didn’t call the FIL on the language on your “family calendar”? Just wondering …….

  • GWB says:

    Please understand, this is religious behavior.
    To put it in Christian context, did you ever know any Christians who wouldn’t celebrate Halloween because it was basically pagan?*

    This is what they’re doing. They are fundamentalists practicing their religion: Progressivism.
    Progressivism does not support real freedom, nor the ideas in the DoI preamble.

    (* BTW, we tried to not partake in Halloween. In our view it was pagan. Churches at the time, though, were trying to co-opt it, and so our son had similar, sort-of Christ-centered activities we could participate in.)

  • Yeah-Me-Neither says:

    My motto is, “No more Lefty prisoners.” I speak metaphorically, because the only Lefty who is going to be hurt by me is one who attacks me physically.

    That said, I wish that woman’s mother had followed her prescription. I wish that for every abortionist, everyone who has had an abortion, and everyone who has participated in the industry. The good news for every one of them is this — it is not too late. You can correct your mother’s error.

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