Aside from the fact that she’s a serial liar and a frequent felon, there’s something wrong with Hillary Clinton. For months now, she’s been plagued by mysterious, uncontrollable coughing fits during her rallies and various softball games interviews with her adoring fans—also known as the media:

NBC reported that pollen in the area caused #HackingHillary. They report it as if it's the first time it happened. pic.twitter.com/mJ8bNhMX3G

— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) September 5, 2016

And yesterday, aboard her shiny new jet plane—what some on social media have dubbed “Con Air”—the coughing happened again, smack dab in the middle of, well, a softball tourney at 36,000 feet:

Then, during a rally in Ohio—reportedly attended by just a few dozen die-hards who apparently care nothing of the corruption swinging from her neck like a rotting corpse—Clinton suffered a second coughing attack. And it went on for several minutes:

Quite the picture of health, isn’t she? But, of course, questioning her fitness is the stuff of conspiracy theorists:

@rockprincess818 #HackingHillary Tops Twitter Trends as Clinton Dismisses Health 'Conspiracy Theories' https://t.co/pdQ7q7iTzF via @mediaite

— UserNameFifty2 (@UserNameFifty2) September 6, 2016

Perhaps she needs one of those cost-effective, keep-your-doctor ObamaCare plans she loves. Or a new campaign slogan:

@seanhannity @AnnCoulter #HackingHillary 's new campaign slogan: pic.twitter.com/88Osaj4hIe

— BigGuidoKC (@BigGuidoKC) September 6, 2016

In response, social media took a stab at possible diagnoses:

https://twitter.com/GlobalismSux/status/772969842097786880

https://twitter.com/shitbiscuit/status/772969761206628352

https://twitter.com/StillBernin/status/772980334921129985

Is it possible that the #HackingHillary episode occurred because she's allergic to the press? That's more plausible than pollen.

— Ban Torture (@BanTorture) September 6, 2016

Or maybe she took an overly large swig of that hot sauce she stores in her handbag 24/7. But, you may be on to something!

Her explanation? Well, she’s allergic to Donald Trump, of course. And that may work well for her fawning HRC-o-phites, but those of us paying attention know that something else is up. I suffer from seasonal allergies. They can in fact be debilitating. But here’s a newsflash, HRC: They’re easy to treat. Thank you, over-the-counter Flonase and Zyrtec. No, it’s likely not allergies. It’s something more. Is it GERD? Could be. But again, easily treatable by OTC meds. Is it an affliction more serious, like esophageal or lung cancer? Or is it—and this is the most likely explanation—pulmonary emboli, which can manifest itself in coughing like we see with Hillary:

Remember, she’s taking the blood thinner, Coumadin, treatment for her history of deep vein thrombosis. I don’t find that evidence, in combination, coincidental. But will we ever get the truth? Doubtful, because we know what happens to those who dare to question her health. Just ask Dr. Drew, who’s now in the unemployment line after publicly pondering Queen Hillary’s obvious health issues.

https://twitter.com/hoodsonco/status/772969614049288193

Can you be elected POTUS posthumously if you die before election day? Asking for a friend… #HackingHillary

— Brenden Dilley (@Hublife) September 6, 2016

Yes. And that’s what I’m afraid of. Because here’s my prediction: As it looks today—and that could change tomorrow—Hillary Clinton appears Poise-d (see what I did there?) to “win” the White House. But I don’t think she intends to stay there for long. No, she just wants to drag her old bones across the finish line, nominate a couple of liberals to the SCOTUS, grant blanket amnesty that they’ll rubber stamp, then resign for health reasons (or whatever other excuse she’ll conjure up) and leave our White House firmly in the hands of Tim Kaine, who will complete Barack Obama’s fundamental transformation of America in her stead. How’s that for a conspiracy theory, HRC? Think it can’t happen. See the governorship of Oregon.

Tim Kaine stood up to try to help Clinton as she struggled with more coughing – sat back down

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 5, 2016

https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/772948108288331776

And there it is. The truth of her contradictory positions. Hillary Clinton can no longer, with a straight face, claim fitness for office while at the same time insist her health is to blame for her inability to recall much about her tenure as Secretary of State. She can’t have it both ways. She’s wholly unfit for office, in more ways than I can count.

Hillary, you may be allergic to Donald Trump, but I’m allergic to bull puckey. And the only remedy I see for an impending epidemic of Hillary-itis is your resounding, unmerciful defeat come November 8th, because this nation will not survive the incurable, gangrenous pestilence that truly ails you.