Tinder Generation Can’t Find Love

Tinder Generation Can’t Find Love

Suzy Weiss is a 27-year-old journalist who is bright, thoughtful, and very lonely. She’s also wondering why Tinder and other apps like it have failed members of her generation.

Nirvana Baby Is A Whiny, Man Child

Nirvana Baby Is A Whiny, Man Child

Oh, the days of showing up to parties of random garage bands put together by friends mimicking grunge heard from bands out of Seattle-Mudhoney, Mother Love Bone…

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Two Impostors” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ “Two Impostors” Edition

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted…

Warren Staffers Get Very Unwoke Tattoos

Warren Staffers Get Very Unwoke Tattoos

Elizabeth Warren staffers wanted to have something permanent to remember those heady days in her ill-fated campaign. So, as millennials do, they decided to get tattoos. However,…

AOC Tantrums Trivialize Everything

AOC Tantrums Trivialize Everything

Our favorite walking caricature of Millennial excess, Alexandria Occasional-Cortex aka AOC, is back with public tantrums [checks tally card] numbers 5,102 and 5,103. She’d demands you know…

Ivy Leaguers Disrupt College Football Classic

Ivy Leaguers Disrupt College Football Classic

Move over, Colin Kaepernick. Your kneeling stunts have nothing on privileged Ivy Leaguers who disrupted a college football classic. Students from both competing schools stormed the field before…

Comedic Gold: Millennials “Badass” in AOC’s Eyes

Comedic Gold: Millennials “Badass” in AOC’s Eyes

For a while there, we thought Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dropped off the face of the earth. But alas, our socialist darling comes out of her cave for some…

Millennials Feel So Pressured and They Can’t Even

Millennials Feel So Pressured and They Can’t Even

Feel sorry for millennials, because they are the most stressed-out generation ever, or so they will tell you. Life today, they say, is more stressful than it…

Navy Destroyer USS Michael Monsoor Commissioned

Navy Destroyer USS Michael Monsoor Commissioned

On Saturday, January 26, 2019, the United States Navy commissioned it’s newest Destroyer. The ship, DDG-1001 is a Zumwalt-class destroyer named after Navy PO2 (SEAL) Michael A….

Snowflakes are Falling: Triggered By Monopoly Game

Snowflakes are Falling: Triggered By Monopoly Game

A week or so back, a story broke about Hasbro unveiling a new version of Monopoly, targeted at millennials. And it hasn’t been a “hashtag”-winner with the…

Giving Kids The Room To Fail

Giving Kids The Room To Fail

An article in today’s Wall Street Journal is talking about something we all know about – the “Overprotected American Child.” Even if you are not raising small…

Open Letter to Millennials: Don’t Be This Douchebag [VIDEO]

Open Letter to Millennials: Don’t Be This Douchebag [VIDEO]

Dear Millennials – How many times during the past week have we read about this Neckbeard Failasaurus, who had to be evicted from his parents’ house because…

Millennials Hand Democrats a Nasty Poll Surprise

Millennials Hand Democrats a Nasty Poll Surprise

Just when the geriatric, monolithic apparatchiks of the Democratic Party thought they had the Tide Pod eating Millennials vote in the Zip Lock, childproof bag, BOOM. Out comes…

Why Don’t Millennials Know About the Holocaust? Thank a Teacher. [VIDEO]

Why Don’t Millennials Know About the Holocaust? Thank a Teacher. [VIDEO]

On Thursday, this shocking news made its way across the media: two-thirds of Millennials don’t know what Auschwitz was. Moreover, nearly half underestimated the number of Jews…

Democrats Get Advice On Abortion, But They Won’t Listen [VIDEO]

Democrats Get Advice On Abortion, But They Won’t Listen [VIDEO]

In a New York Times op-ed piece, Thomas Groome, a professor at Boston College, gives the Democrats some free advice on how, from a Catholic perspective, their…

It’s A Thing Now: Newlyweds Flip Off Trump Tower in Wedding Photos. [VIDEO]

It’s A Thing Now: Newlyweds Flip Off Trump Tower in Wedding Photos. [VIDEO]

Just when you thought anti-Trump antics couldn’t get more insane, along comes a story that takes such lunacy to a whole new level. Here’s the latest fad in…

Stupid Millennial Tricks: Wearing Safety Pins, Because Trump. [VIDEOS]

Stupid Millennial Tricks: Wearing Safety Pins, Because Trump. [VIDEOS]

Just when you think butthurt millennials can’t get more ridiculous about the Trump election, they manage to top their hysterics. Here’s the latest iteration. A safety pin….

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