Newsflash! Beto Steps on Own Crank
Newsflash! Beto Steps on Own Crank
Beto O’Rourke is a kale chai-slurping, epicene soy boy. This is not a new observation to anyone who has watched him flail like one of those goofy, inflatable tube things at a car dealership in an effort to stand out in the vast field of douchery that’s sprouting Democrats who are trying to buy votes with other people’s money. Lately, however Beto O’Rourke has snatched the gun grabber baton from Eric Swalwell and is running with it…
…hopefully straight into a garbage dumpster, where he rightfully belongs.
You see, all the Democrats want to take things from you via government force: your earnings, your property, your ability to choose the education your children receive, and yes – your guns. Beto, however, loves force extra hard! So hard, in fact, that he proudly said so in an effort to pander to the gun-grabbing left during the last debate.
That’s right, boys and girls, he actually admitted it, while the hardcore progs in the audience cheered him on.
There’s only one problem: by admitting that the Democrats do, in fact, want to take your guns away, Beto stepped on his own crank and is taking the party down with him down a road they never intended to travel. Gun control was never a winning issue for the left, and even CNN’s Chris Cillizza admits that the Trump campaign will use Beto’s threat like a happy sock and then flog the Democrat nominee with it.
While a mandatory buyback campaign of weapons like the AR-15 and AK-47 doesn’t amount to a wholesale gun confiscation, it walks much closer to that doomsday scenario the NRA has spent years painting as just over the horizon if Democrats get into power.
Even if O’Rourke never even sniffs the Democratic presidential nomination, the eventual nominee will have to answer for his support of a mandatory buyback program.
The Democrats have been very cautious about trying to convince Americans that no one is out to take our guns and claiming they respect the Second Amendment. No one believed that lip service, but they at least made a nominal effort to hide it.
Beto just blew that out of the water with his “WE GONNA TAKE YOU GUNZ AWAY!” honesty that’s so uncharacteristic coming from a leftist dick weasel.
And if you think, the Trump campaign won’t take advantage of this blunder and point to Beto’s comments to confirm what we all already knew: that the Democrats have every intention of taking our guns away, I’ve got this bridge…
Gun control is a losing issue for the Democrats. Hell, even Bill Clinton Bill acknowledged the part played by pro-gun voters in the 1994 mid-term election losses for the Democrats after the so-called “assault weapons” ban passed with supposedly 77 percent support among Americans. Beto just handed the GOP a cudgel with which to bludgeon the Democratic nominee, and since it won’t be him, he apparently doesn’t give a damn. He just wants to show how bold and unique he is, except that he’s not.
Beto is an unoriginal, boring dolt who glommed onto Swalwell’s “give up your guns, or the government will nuke you” platform and ran with it like a demented, flailing wildebeest. He thinks that having government force behind him will prompt Americans to just hand over their property, and when challenged on that assumption, he runs crying to mommy (Twitter) and daddy (FBI).
After Beto’s proclamation, a Texas GOP state legislator responded with a challenge that basically amounted to “Come and get it, bitch.”
Beto’s response was typical of every whimpering, pusillanimous fuckpouch who realizes that he’s a pathetic nothing without jackboots and leftist Big Tech standing behind him.
“That’s a death threat!” Beto whined and immediately lodged a complaint with Twitter, getting Briscoe Cain’s reply removed from the platform. And then, to prove just what a brave soy latte-sipping furry he is, he complained to the FBI (who probably laughed at the pathetic, squealing, bucktoothed snowflake). First, he threatens violence against millions of innocent, law-abiding Americans who own the most popular rifle on the market today (and if you don’t think that isn’t a threat, ask Robert Francis what happens when Americans refuse to give up their property to the government), then when said defiant, freedom-loving citizens respond accordingly, he howls that they’re threatening him and runs to his enforcers for support.
If Beto had any balls at all, he would not flinch at a sarcastic response to his pathetic little diktat. But since he is a pants-shitting, force-worshiping, sniveling, petty shitgibbon, he does what any other pathetic bully does when challenged – runs back to mommy and daddy and hides behind their backs while sticking his tongue out at his would-be victim.
Any politician who advocates forcible appropriation of the private property of law-abiding citizens is advocating violence. Beto is either too stupid to understand this, or he thinks Americans are. Judging by the idiotic audience response to his false bravado on stage during the debate, he may not be wrong about his supporters.
The rest of the country will raise its middle fingers in salute.
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