Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Grab a chair and a plate and let me pass you a chilled flute of the bubbly. It’s been another week for the books as the last few weeks until November 3rd wind down. Theater of the Absurd reigned this week, from the flubbing of a much-waited-for execution to watching the IslamoCommie Mayor of NYC get attacked for not being anti-Jew enough.

Yes, dears, I’ve laid in a good supply of popcorn. Be sure to stock up a bag or two before heading home. Let’s get to it. L’Chaim!

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Make it stop!

I’m soooooo with this guy.

I’m exhausted too.

You all went overboard with the madness.

Just stop. https://t.co/ueXkYQzH9m

— KeriA (@KeriA1776again) October 7, 2026

Also, I’m tired of getting games automatically added to my phone each and everytime it updates. NO, darlings, I do not want to play Vita Mahjong despite your claims it will make my brain younger. ::::le soupir::::

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Your handy reference for today

Is there someone in your life who looks at each major event and blurts “naw, it’s a false flzg”? You know, the Moon landing never happened, 9/11 was controlled demolition cuz steel doesn’t melt, the Earth is flat/hollow/a simulation … ? The latest is that the FlyDubai incident was a Mossad false flag event. Here’s some facts …

DEBUNKING THE ‘FLYDUBAI’ CONSPIRITARDS 🤡 1 of 3

1. "How did he get a weapon onboard?"

The Fact: He didn’t sneak a knife past security. The official UAE investigation report confirmed the co-pilot used the cockpit’s own crash axe. By international law, a crash axe is a mandatory piece of emergency equipment standard-stored inside the cockpit. He simply reached over and grabbed the plane’s own tool to launch the attack.

2. "Why did a plumber take control and not the 2 pilots?"

The Fact: This is completely scrambling the timeline. When the bleeding captain unlocked the door, passengers rushed in to wrestle the attacker. Passenger Yaniv Hayoun (the plumber) saw the plane diving, lunged forward, and pulled back on the yoke to level the aircraft based on what he’d seen on Air Crash Investigation. The two deadheading reserve pilots in the cabin then immediately entered the flight deck, assumed formal control of the instruments, and safely navigated the aircraft to Tabuk, Saudi Arabia.

3. "How did the Capt open the door while being stabbed?"

The Fact: He didn’t casually stand up and twist a mechanical doorknob. Captain Smit Machchhar explicitly stated in his interview that he was on the floor bleeding when he realised the plane was plunging. Knowing lives were at stake, he gathered his strength for one final push to hit the electronic door override release switch right next to the seat console, unlocking it so the cabin crew and passengers could rush in.

4. "Where are the oxygen masks?"

The Fact: This is an embarrassing failure of basic systems knowledge. Emergency oxygen masks are triggered strictly by cabin barometric pressure, not by pitch, dives, or sudden altitude drops. Because the fuselage was perfectly intact, the cabin never lost air density or pressure. The aircraft computer had absolutely zero mechanical reason to deploy the masks.

5. "Why was he speaking English to Bibi / in bloody clothes?"

The Fact: The plumber, Yaniv Hayoun, is an Israeli citizen. When Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called him to thank him for saving the flight, they spoke in Hebrew, not English. As for the blood-soaked shirt, he spent hours being interviewed by Saudi security and medical teams at Tabuk Airport immediately after landing. He was a passenger in transit who had just wrestled a bleeding attacker in a cockpit—he didn’t have a fresh change of clothes packed in his carry-on bag.

6. “Why were all the screens off?”

The Fact: Flydubai is a low-cost carrier. A massive portion of their economy cabins don’t even feature seatback entertainment screens, or they are entirely deactivated behind a corporate paywall unless a passenger pays to unlock them. Even on aircraft with screens, when a commercial plane undergoes a violent, uncommanded 14,000-foot altitude plunge, the aircraft’s automated electrical computers instantly initiate load-shedding. The plane immediately cuts power to all non-essential luxury systems (like passenger TVs, galley ovens, and seat outlets) to ensure 100% of the electrical grid is dedicated strictly to the cockpit displays, flight instruments, and backup hydraulic pumps keeping the plane from breaking apart.

OTHER DEBUNKED FALLACIES

* The ‘Unbreakable’ Door: Nobody broke it down. The official investigation logs prove that the hero captain, Smit Machchhar, manually hit the electronic cockpit override switch to unlock the door from the inside so passengers could rush in and save his life.

* The ‘Spare Pilots’ Fail: Off-duty flight crew traveling as passengers is a daily industry routine called ‘deadheading.’ Repositioning reserve crews to major hubs like Tel Aviv happens every single day. They didn’t stage a fight; they stepped in to land the plane after regular passengers restrained the attacker.

— Mark Rowley (@MarkWRowley) October 4, 2026

Here is Part 2 and Part 3

And while it may not totally cure your friend of their ZOG brain worms, remember you’re talking to onlookers, too. They’ll know who is marshalling the facts. Good luck, dears!

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That thing that never happens … yadda yadda yadda

A convicted child rapist is in custody after sexually assaulting multiple women in an "inclusive" female locker room at a Massachusetts Planet Fitness.

The franchise has previously defended its policies allowing males to enter the women’s areas.

https://t.co/exXBxANp7J

— REDUXX (@reduxx) October 4, 2026

Planet Fitness has issues. Lots of issues.

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Cheese-eating surrender monkey shakes fist, flings feces

Emmanuel Macron says American free speech is "the opposite of free speech." In his view, freedom only exists inside a "common framework" set by the state.

He compared posting an insult online to hitting someone in the street. Those are different things, because one is speech and the other is violence.

He wants people punished for posting "nonsense," with state-backed fact-checkers deciding what qualifies. He wants a verified identity behind every social media account. He has written to Ursula von der Leyen demanding the DSA be enforced "much faster, much more forcefully."

https://t.co/hpzXKuQne3

— Reclaim The Net (@ReclaimTheNetHQ) October 4, 2026

And, ICYMI.

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Children are not props …

"While bringing as much of myself as possible to the event." https://t.co/M30BX15CfQ

— Gay Not Queer (@Gaynotqueer1) October 4, 2026

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You can’t hate Obama’s third term enough

ICYMI: According to a new DHS IG report, the Biden administration ICE received over 3.1 million leads on visa overstays during FY21-FY24, including more than 100,000 flagged as public safety threats.

They arrested just eight of them.

Almost zero enforcement of visa overstays.

— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) October 7, 2026

Democrats really are in sync with Euro elite on wiping out Western civ by importing 3rd world invaders as much as possible. Remember in November.

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Sunday PSA

Bring back the tomboy.

What happened from 1975 to today? https://t.co/TgRaZ89vsW

— Independent Women’s Voice (@IWV) October 5, 2026

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Sunday palate cleanser

SQUIRREL!!

This guy spent 14 hours waiting for a squirrel to set off this Rube Goldberg Machine.

[📹 Creezy] https://t.co/9xZO5Yruoh

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 9, 2026

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Your Sunday smile

An act of random kindness ….

Jordan Hope was driving along John Wayne Parkway in Maricopa when he spotted an elderly man struggling to cross the busy street with the help of a walker.

The man’s shoes were barely holding together, so Jordan pulled over, got out of his car, and took off his own size 13 Nike slides.

Then he gave them to the stranger.

Jordan Hope is quite the young man with the fitting last name. Bravo, Jordan. Keep listening to those nudges.

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Oh my, look at the time! Our brunches go way too fast. But the rest of Sunday awaits you, friends. Go enjoy and I’ll see you next week. Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click