Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! It is our last Sunday of September as we rush into the last quarter of 2026. I’m so grateful for our time together, from the sumptuous noshes to the belly laughs over the antics of portside poltroons. Oh, this week hasn’t been much different and the ever-growing frenzy from the openly Maoist wing just makes Sunday brunch a nice pause to point, laugh, and be resolved to not become complacent. So pass the plates, dears, and load up. Oh! Don’t forget the chilled bubbly. Let’s get to it. L’Chaim!

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Remember in November

In case relentless Lamestream media’s refusal to cover this has allowed it to slip your memory …

My phone just pinged me with an “on this day” memory from this day three years ago on 9/20/23.

We were in Eagle Pass, TX and witnessed a mass illegal crossing of more than 4,000 illegal aliens crossing in one single spot in just two hours, leading to CBP having to shut down the… pic.twitter.com/u5lWZVLudt

— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) September 20, 2026

Amazing, isn’t it, how that video is just chockful of women, little children, and the elderly … right? Ahem.

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Michigan Democratic Party goes full anti-Semite

Party officials are not only equating Zionism with Nazism, but any Jew who objects must be a Neo-Nazi Zionist. Kapoism is strong in the MDP.

It’s undeniable at this point that the Michigan Democratic Party (MDP) has become openly hostile to the Jewish Democrats within their ranks, as evidenced by the fact that some of the state’s prominent Jewish Democratic elected officials no longer feel comfortable attending official party events due to harassment and attacks

Kapo Liano Sharon evidently flipped out over MI Haley Stevens (D) being pro-Israel and said “We’ll see you at the gallows.” Later asked about the statement, he doubled down …

Prominent Abdul El-Sayed supporter and former DNC member Liano Sharon, a signatory of the “Michigan Jews for Democracy” letter voicing support for El-Sayed, stated today that Haley Stevens should not face the death penalty because, “I don’t support the death penalty, even for neo-Nazis.”

Sharon also said that the statement, “We will see you at the gallows,” “carries a very appropriate sentiment.”

He added, “Reichstag legislators were sentenced to the gallows at Nuremberg for similar legislative support for Nazi atrocities as Stevens gave to Zionist atrocities. Why should our legislators be treated differently if the investigation concludes they committed neo-Nazi atrocities?”

Sharon did not stop at Haley Stevens; he also implicated Michigan Democrats Elissa Slotkin, Gary Peters, Debbie Stabenow, and Shri Thanedar.

Assassination pr0n is strong with Democrats.

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That thing that never happens …

DOJ announced charges for 16 individuals for ILLEGAL VOTING, illegal voter registration, and related election-fraud schemes across the country.

If you are not allowed to vote in our elections, you shouldn’t. And if you do, that’s a CRIME. This isn’t a partisan issue!

Read… pic.twitter.com/klmlulomps

— U.S. Department of Justice (@TheJusticeDept) September 19, 2026

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Vouchers, please

Toxic femininity in the classroom

🚨What’s going on in these liberal-run schools?🚨

Florida AG calls out activist teacher who labeled an 8th grade student a "misogynist.”

Florida AG James Uthmeier told Sarasota County to fire Pine View history teacher Liz Ballard after she allegedly branded an eighth-grader a… pic.twitter.com/UD5ABXEwmz

— LawEnforcementToday (@LawEnforceToday) September 24, 2026

Ballard allegedly “harassed, disparaged and deliberately tried to ‘cancel’ an eighth-grade student for his conservative views” during her debates — even though he had previously warned her “his parents expressly forbid him to take part,” according to Uthmeier’s letter.

Nothing says ugly *itch like a grown woman with power relentlessly bullying a 13 year old.

Fire her and make sure she never teaches again.

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The neo-Confederacy is alive and wears a keffiyeh

WOW 🚨 Democrat Washington Rep Pramila Jayapal says she launched “Resistance trainings” against the Trump Admin and ICE and already has over 30,000 members

These are online and in person seminars to train how to obstruct ICE, ORGANIZING PROTESTS, teach boycotting businesses,… pic.twitter.com/51lCv26sfn

— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) September 24, 2026

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I didn’t know they sold boxed vodka

Say that again… slowly. https://t.co/Tw79ecLjwM

— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) September 23, 2026

Yikes.

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He’s not wrong

When Christian doctrine means nothing to you, you're not a pastor; you're a political activist posing as one. https://t.co/aMEo2yl2LS

— Nick Freitas (@NickJFreitas) September 24, 2026

And I’m not surprised, dears. Talarico has fans among the Christophobic Left even as they tout his oxymoronic “Liberal Christianity.”

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Sunday palate cleanser

Caretaker gives catnip to a jaguar.

This jaguar got a whiff of catnip and couldn’t resist, sniffing, rolling, and soaking it all in. pic.twitter.com/PIDezcpeTi

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 21, 2026

The only difference between a jaguar and a house kitty is about 120 pounds.

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Your Sunday smile

I really have a soft spot in my heart for teenage heroes.

“Cars were literally flying, so I kind of went into a panic state,” she said. “My biggest fear was somebody is going to hit me.”

A group of high school student athletes noticed Gay’s predicament and immediately decided to help.

“She’s stuck in the middle of the road; let’s help her,” said Raul Guimaraes, a senior.

“Our first instinct was just to help out,” said senior Kevin Ordonez.

“Because that’s what we’re taught here at this high school,” said senior Emmanuel Lerbout. “It doesn’t matter if you don’t know the person; if you know the person. If you see someone in trouble, just go help.”

The seven young men instructed Gay to steer while they pushed her car to safety. One of the students directed traffic, and senior captain Jayden Alsaindor documented the moment.

“You cannot ask for a better team than this!” Alsaindor said in the video.

Bravo, boys! And kudos to your parents for raising such fine young men.

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Oh my, how the time has flown! Don’t be shy about grabbing a doggie bag for snacking later. The first Sunday of October is just around the corner and we’ll be back here. Enjoy your Sunday! Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click