“Spartacus” Booker Drops Out Of Presidential Race

“Spartacus” Booker Drops Out Of Presidential Race

“Spartacus” Booker Drops Out Of Presidential Race

Senator Cory Booker has dropped out of the 2020 Democrat Presidential Race. With Spartacus gone, there are only 459 boring candidates left. Since he launched his campaign on February 1, 2019, to honor Black History Month, Senator Booker has provided the usual liberal ideas and some major theatrics. Along the way, he lost the respect of serious people and Constitutions everywhere.

Politico.com is reporting that money was always a problem for Spartacus and he didn’t qualify for the Democrat Debate tomorrow night in Des Moines, Iowa:

With so many other well-known candidates in the race, fundraising was consistently an issue for Booker, whose campaign reported raising $6.6 million in the final three months of 2019 while the front-runners boasted sums of more than $20 million. Booker had also warned supporters in September that he would be forced to end his campaign unless it raised $1.7 million in 10 days, a gambit that proved successful at the time.

To announce the “suspension” of his campaign, Spartacus dropped this video:

Thank you, Senator Booker, for dropping out. Naturally, President “Twitter” Trump had something to Tweet. Again, from Politico:

“Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race,” the president tweeted. “Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I would someday have to go head to head with him!”

Spartacus Booker was so brave and forward thinking. Just kidding. When Booker wasn’t busy throwing tantrums on the Senate floor or completely misreading the meaning of “I am Spartacus”, he was busy planning to try to grab guns. Yes, Booker completely misunderstands The Constitution and the Second Amendment. He blamed “corporate gun lobby” for fighting gun control. Spartacus forgot that approximately 30% of Americans own at least one gun. No corporate lobby is big enough to represent the gun owners of America. And, just so you know, Americans only need a “corporate gun lobby” because of Constitutionally illiterate gun-grabbers like Booker.

Spartacus also thought that a “pragmatic” approach to Medicare for all and “free” health services for illegal immigrants would woo voters. And, yet he couldn’t get any traction with even the Socialist-type Democrat Primary voters.

Booker’s problem is/was that even Socialists can smell a phony. Back in the olden days when Spartacus was Mayor of Newark, New Jersey, he shoveled snow and saved neighbors from home fire. He seemed reasonable and rational. He was a rising star. Now, he is a craven hack. However heinous Vermont Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders is, he is real. He believes the donkey excrement he spews.

The last thing on this subject is RACISM. The press will bemoan the lack of color on the Democrat debate stage. Andrew Yang is Asian, so he doesn’t count. Former Governor Deval Patrick is black, but he isn’t polling at all, so he won’t make the debate stage. Cory Booker was the last great person of color hope. Maybe it isn’t about race. Maybe it’s about ideas. And, maybe for the last three decades, the Democrat Party has been a wholly-owned subsidiary of Clinton, Inc. and didn’t develop the bench. That’s a lesson for both political parties.

Spartacus had no new ideas, couldn’t raise money, and now, is gone. Buh-bye.

Cory Booker“Cory Booker” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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